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Chapter 367 Is Sha Shisan really stupid or pretending to be stupid?(1/2)

After Sichen Longcheng's affairs were settled, he flew to Mosca again.

The mass production of the Mi-28 is actually quite fast, and some parts have been prepared previously.

Although the reserve is not large, it is universal.

The remaining part was completed almost overnight once the funds were in place.

As the delivery to Wuzhi approached, Sha Shisan flew over again for acceptance.

King Shatta had many wives, and many princes and daughters.

It can be seen from Sha Shisan's ranking that he is already thirteen.

Not to mention the younger brothers and sisters below.

Therefore, in order to keep his own life of wealth and wealth without threatening his eldest brother's position as crown prince.

While Sha Shisan was a wealthy and idle member of the royal family, he kept an eye on this order and had to come in person to check and accept it.

Although he doesn't understand anything.

but!

He brought experts!

That expert doesn't look like a Shatta countryman.

Wearing a suit, he is less than 1.8 meters tall, has stubble on his face, and wears sunglasses.

Si Chen stood aside with Xiao Yuanman in his arms, curiously looking at the expert.

The man looked very professional. He checked them one by one and even started a test flight in the open space in front of the factory.

Sha Shisan knew Yan Lixia's influence on Yan Qiao and also knew that Si Chen was his son-in-law, so he came over to talk:

"Hello, I am the thirteenth prince of Shata Kingdom."

Then, he introduced his full name, which was very long!

Si Chen didn't remember, so he shook hands with others politely and smiled:

"Hello, Thirteenth Prince, I am Victor."

Sha Shisan looked at Xiao Yuanyuan in Si Chen's arms and forced a chat:

"Your daughter is so cute!"

"Yes, my daughter, Ekaterina." To be honest, Si Chen was embarrassed to say this name.

Next, there is no topic again.

After a while, Si Chen asked: "That expert of yours doesn't look like a native of your country."

Sha Shisan seemed to have found a topic and opened up the conversation:

"Britt is an Italian. He used to work for..."

Brett's resume made Sha Shisan very proud and wanted to show off.

Si Chen understood: "So, this is a mercenary leader?"

Sha Shisan nodded, not feeling anything strange.

Mercenaries are very common abroad.

Si Chen chuckled and said:

"Let me state in advance that I don't have any ill intentions. Don't be angry at what I say next, okay?"

Sha Shisan nodded cutely and said yes!

Si Chen remembered a widely circulated joke and said:

"During World War II, there was such a humorous little joke."

"If Italy remains neutral, it will be equivalent to increasing the strength of the German army by 10 divisions;"

"If Italy fights against the fascists, it will be equivalent to increasing the strength of the German army by 20 divisions;"

"But if Italy wants to join us, the German army will have to spend 50 divisions to protect him!"

After telling the cold joke, Si Chen laughed first.

Sha Shisan looked confused.

Obviously, he didn't understand.

Si Chen silently put away his smile, coughed dryly, and said:

"When you go to school, you should study world history, right?"

Sha Shisan shook his head.

Si Chen thought that other people's textbooks were different from ours.

Unexpectedly!

"Victor, I slept during class." Sha Shisan said matter-of-factly:

"I won't inherit the throne in the future, so I don't need to work so hard."

"Even if I am an idiot, I can live happily for the rest of my life, hehe!"

This time, Si Chen couldn't laugh anymore.

Damn it!

The face of Versailles!



The wait for the test flight is too long.

Sha Shisan was really bored and chased Si Chen to ask what the meaning of that cold joke was.

Si Chen explained: "During World War II, Italy was an ally of Germany, did you know that?"

Sha Shisan nodded.

"But, Italy has been dragging its feet all the way."

"They don't want to fight and are trying every means to surrender."

"Even if we cannot surrender, we must create conditions to surrender."

Sha Shisan looked confused and widened his eyes:

"Is this true or false?"

"Really!" Si Chen grinned and gave a chestnut:

“In 1940, the Italian governor in Libia was shot down by Italian anti-aircraft artillery over Tobruk.”

"In order to cover up this incident, the Italians announced that the governor was killed in an air battle with the British army."

"Hit his own coach by accident with an anti-aircraft gun, making him the highest-ranking person to be accidentally injured in World War II..."

After hearing this, Sha Shisan burst out laughing!

Si Chen raised another chestnut:

"During a battle in North Africa, a small number of British tanks charged towards Italian anti-tank gun positions."

"At the beginning, Italy fired back fire, but after two or three minutes it suddenly stopped and waved the white flag to surrender."

"Afterwards, the British asked the reason, and the Italians answered confidently——"

"Our ammunition boxes don't have crowbars to open them..."

Sha Shisan slapped his thigh and laughed wildly:

"Why do I think you made it up now? I think Brett is pretty reliable!"

"Of course, in addition to being greedy, a bit lazy, and liking beautiful women, fine wine, coffee, and art, these are some minor shortcomings."

Si Chen turned around silently and asked:

"Are these all small shortcomings? Let me give you two more examples."

"On the battlefield 10 kilometers away from the supply depot, a group of Italian soldiers cooked pasta and ate it because they were hungry, and then they were all easily captured by the enemy."

"Italian soldiers in a prison camp escaped. Because there was no pasta to eat, they ran to another prison camp where there was pasta."

"Later, the previous prison camp assured them that they would provide pasta, so they went back."

Sha Shisan was teased by Si Chen so much that he burst into tears.

He wiped his tears with his hands covered with gemstone rings of various colors and sighed:

"Brother, you are so funny!"

Si Chen silently thought to himself, couldn't you hear that I was reminding you that Italy's soldiers might not be reliable?

Of course, Si Chen also thought of another possibility.
To be continued...
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