Chapter 92 Looks docile and easy to manage, but the mind is really wild(1/2)
Beicheng University is a fairly low-key institution, and its students directly enter the professional world after graduation.
Later, it was even classified as a National Defense University!
Once you graduate, you will become a sergeant.
No matter what age you are, as long as you are admitted to Beicheng, you don't have to pay any fees, just hand over your child.
The state covers tuition, book fees, living expenses, driver's license, etc., and even distribution!
Oh, we may even arrange a group wedding for you.
In short, they are from Beicheng University, affiliated with the military, and manufacture weapons.
It's just that people of this generation don't know much about Beicheng University, so few people apply for it.
The current students at Beicheng University basically come from military families.
For example, Aunt Sichen's children both graduated from Beicheng.
As soon as Si Chen heard that Zhao Zheng wanted to take the exam in Beicheng, he immediately stopped talking.
Everything that can be said and what cannot be said has been said.
A group of people in the room were stunned by him!
Zhao San was still a little sober and not completely drunk. He immediately made a decision and said:
"Change! Sanwazi will go to Beicheng University!"
Zhao Zheng stopped crying, got up and laughed again: "My second choice is Beicheng, hahaha!"
"Dad! When I get to Beicheng, you will only have to support your second brother."
"Beicheng is so wonderful, it doesn't even cost money!"
"Brother Chen, didn't you say that? We will also give you a living allowance every month!"
"I'm going to school with a salary, with a salary!"
A group of people started laughing and eating and drinking again.
After the meal, Si Chen could barely walk in a straight line and muttered:
"I want to go back. I have to accompany my wife and my son!"
"It's not easy for me to be reborn. My wife and children are still here, so I have to cherish them!"
"I want to go home and watch over my wife. The beginning of summer smells so good~"
When he said this, he was sitting by the flower bed in the yard of Lao Zhao's house——
The brick flower bed is only 60 centimeters high, and it is made of hollow tiles, which is very particular.
Si Chen pulled the flower bed with both hands, and his upper body was lying on the flower bed. He still tried his best to lift up his right leg and climb up the flower bed.
However, after being drunk, I lost control of my limbs and could not get up and down the flower bed.
Si Chen was so angry that he yelled:
"Zhao Cheng! What's wrong with you tractor? When did you become so tall? This is Optimus Prime you are driving! Why is it still deformed?"
Zhao Cheng was also drunk. He staggered over and laughed at the three and a half year old's IQ:
"Hahaha! Brother Chen, you got on the wrong vehicle. That's not my tractor!"
"Ah? It's not yours?" Si Chen actually turned serious.
Sitting upright, he couldn't help but apologize to the bright red passionflower in full bloom in the flower bed:
"Oops, I'm sorry, brother, I've caused trouble in your family!"
Several children playing nearby laughed loudly:
"Look at Uncle Chen, why are you talking to Passion Flower? Hahaha!"
"No, you are wrong. He was obviously talking to that shelf of grapes."
"I think he's talking to that cucumber, hahaha!"
The children stood at different angles and saw different plants facing Si Chen.
When Zhao Cheng heard that Si Chen was going home, he immediately picked up the tractor handle and said:
"Let's go! Get in the car, my brother will take you home!"
Si Chen was able to dissuade him seriously:
"Brother, don't drive when you drink, don't drink when you drive, drive improperly, your loved ones will burst into tears!"
Zhao Cheng bared his teeth and said happily: "I'm not drunk, really!"
"Brother Chen, you must believe in my brother's skills, Leverage!"
With that said, Zhao Cheng held the crank handle and walked to his tractor.
Hula——
The crank handle was immediately inserted into the tractor. Regardless of whether it was in the correct position, Zhao Cheng started cranking.
Shake and shake, shake and shake——
"Huh? Why is this rocker so light today?"
Si Chen staggered over and said:
"You must not have pressed the pressure relief button, right? Come on, let me hold it down for you!"
As he said this, he really found the right place to relieve pressure and held down: "Shake! Shake quickly!"
Zhao Cheng shook and shook vigorously——
"Hey, it's been a long time, why can't you shake it?"
"Hahaha! Dad, you inserted the rocker in the wrong place!" Zhao Cheng's son laughed mercilessly at his father.
"Get started! What does this little brat know?" Zhao Cheng cursed and continued shaking, comforting Si Chen and saying:
"Brother Chen, don't worry, I'll send you home! Look at it! Ang~"
"Dad, you got the wrong handle, this is the handle!" Zhao Cheng's son cheated his father and handed him a fire pestle, saying:
"What you are holding in your hand is grandma's fire pestle."
Zhao Cheng, drunken and blurry, took the fire pestle, threw away the handle, and giggled happily:
"Oh, I'll go! No, this is my rocker!"
A group of children laughed crazily as they watched two drunk adults perform "fire pestle to start a tractor"!
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Sun Sancai is selling like crazy here, counting the money happily every day.
The people at the other counters on the second floor were really jealous, but they couldn't sell their goods like her.
So, they gathered together in twos and threes and started to attack her again:
"Look at their Sancai, they charge so much money every day, tsk tsk tsk!"
“There are more flies than customers on our counter, it’s hard to compare!”
"What, you want to sell it at a loss?"
"Haha, am I stupid? She can't do it anymore. She wants to withdraw from the closet. How can I compete with her?"
"Hey, I heard from my family that Sun Tai and the others... will be shot at the end of the month."
"Really? I'm really going to get shot!"
"How can it be false? They were paraded in the streets and the charges were exposed."
"Tsk, you deserve it!"
"Hey, tell me, Sancai is so anxious to get out of the cabinet, does he feel that he has no shame in staying here any longer?"
"It's possible. After all, if something big happens in the family, everyone wants to face it."
Si Xiaoxiao has ADHD to some extent. When she sees people chatting and gossiping together, she also wants to come over and intervene.
Si Letian grabbed him and stopped him in a low voice:
"We are juniors, what's the point of talking nonsense with them?"
"Hey, I just went over to listen."
"Don't go, you definitely can't control your mouth!" Si Letian knew his little sister too well and warned:
"In a crowded place, be sure to watch your mouth, and be careful of trouble coming from your mouth!"
"If gossip is spread around, it will change and cause unnecessary trouble for yourself."
Si Xiaoxiao smiled mockingly and forced his respect:
"Since we are standing at the counter here, we have to mingle with others."
To be continued...