Yu Jinwen's cell phone suddenly rang. It was Fu Yu.

"Help me pick it up." It was inconvenient for Yu Jinwen to drive, so he asked Nan Song to pick him up.

Nan Song said: "I'm on speakerphone."

As soon as he pressed the answer button, Fu Yu's careless voice came over, "Brother, how about traveling as a couple?"

Yu Jinwen, "We went back."

"You're back so soon. Why don't you stay out for two more days? It's a rare opportunity to spend time together day and night."

Nan Song held up the mobile phone, said nothing, tilted his head towards the window, pretending that he did not exist.

Yu Jinwen coughed lightly and said, "Yeah."

Fu Yu seemed to be lifting weights in the gym, and his voice sounded like he was panting slightly after exercise. "How are you doing?"

Yu Jinwen said lightly: "Very good."

"Hey, it seems that this time it was successful? Congratulations, the old monk who has been a vegetarian for many years has finally started to eat meat. Does it feel like opening up a new world?" Fu Yu drove farther and farther, and the communication between the two people was completely absent.

on one channel.

Nan Song was speechless and wanted to cut off the phone for him.

Yu Jinwen said slowly: "Shut up."

"Don't be shy. As a man, you have to go through this test. Now you have truly grown up."

Fu Yu said leisurely, "I'm curious, how are your skills? Xiao Song doesn't think you're useless, right? It was actually faster the first time..."

Uncle Lu: "(°ー°〃)"

Aunt Lu: “Σ(°△°|||)︴”

Nansong: "(ˉ―ˉ?)"

Yu Jinwen gritted his teeth and said: "Xiao Song is next to me. Open it, don't mention it."

...

"Fuck!"

The phone dinged, and Fu Yu was dead and ran away quickly.

Nan Song silently threw the phone back to him, a little embarrassed and speechless.

Yu Jinwen only had one thought at this moment, which was to kill Fu Yuyating!

The uncle and auntie were confused for a while in the back, their faces were confused, and they seemed to have heard a lot of things they shouldn't have heard.

The carriage fell into silence.

After a while, Yu Jinwencai said: "Uncle and aunt, don't mind. That was my friend just now. He has some neurological problems."

"Yes." Nan Song pointed to the position of his head and echoed: "There is something wrong here, people talk crazy all day long."

The uncle and aunt nodded, seeming to believe it.

After another half, I thought the topic had been dropped, and the aunt suddenly said: "Xiao Song, in fact, many people have this situation. It's not necessarily that there is something wrong in that area, maybe they just don't have experience. Take your time to deal with it."

Just one place is enough, the experience is all accumulated."

Nan Song: "...Ah, yes."

The uncle patted the aunt lightly and said, "Why are you telling Xiao Song this? Xiao Yu, you don't have to be discouraged. I have saved a lot of aphrodisiac prescriptions here, such as okra, cow whip wine, they are all effective.

Replenish the kidneys. You are still young and easy to treat. Take more supplements. Don’t be afraid and face it bravely!”

"..."

Yu Jinwen couldn't laugh or cry. He turned his head and said to Nan Song, "My kidneys are very good."

Nan Song covered her face and leaned against the car door, almost laughing.
Chapter completed!