Chapter 41 Xiaobai is going to teach the nirvana
Chapter 41 Xiaobai is going to teach the ultimate skill
Author: My cat
Chapter 41 Xiaobai is going to teach the ultimate skill
In the bright sunshine, the two cats looked at each other, and the smarter Xiaobai first opened the topic: "Your family is so big."
Xiaoci reacted a little slow, and after a while, he responded timidly: "Is your family very small?"
Xiaobai nodded, stretched out his forelimbs and waved his claws and gestured: "It's only one room that is as big as a room, and there is no yard yet."
Xiaoci lazily stretched her lower body and lay down on her side: "I like the yard, it's comfortable to bask in the sun."
Xiaobai also lay on the ground, and the afternoon sun shone on his body, warm and comfortable. He couldn't help but look back at Jiang Lin with some resentment. It would be great if there was a house with a yard at home.
Xiaobai asked again: "Then will your master be nice to you?"
Xiaoci yawned a long time, basking in the sun made it a little sleepy, and replied lazily: "Both masters treat me very well."
"How is it good?"
"They give me food and drink."
Xiaobai asked: "What else?"
Xiaoci was silent for a while: "There are so many delicious things. I don't know what it is, but they are very delicious."
Xiaobai nodded: "I like to eat it too. It's called cat strips. I heard that the taste is specially formulated for food suitable for us cats."
Xiaoci was puzzled: "Cat? I don't understand, it's delicious anyway."
Seeing that Xiaoci was dissatisfied, Xiaobai asked again: "Is there nothing else?"
Xiaoci looked at it strangely and asked back, "What else can I do? It's already great to have food and drink. Didn't your master give you something to eat?"
Xiaobai was choked and said unwillingly: "Didn't you teach you how to read?"
Xiaoci opened his eyes wide and looked at the monster and said, "Learn to read? How can we understand the master's words?"
"Then, will you play with your phone?"
"What is a mobile phone? Is it delicious? I haven't eaten it before..."
"Will that take you out for a walk?"
"I don't want to go out. Last time I accidentally ran out and saw a lot of monsters outside. I was so scared." As if thinking of the painful experience of getting lost a few days ago, Xiaoci shrank in fear.
"There are monsters outside? Why don't I know?" Xiaobai felt strange.
"There is a two-legged monster with a bell hanging on it."
"That's a bicycle, or a motorcycle." Xiaobai explained.
"I don't understand, there are also four-legged monsters that run very fast."
“That’s a car…”
"I don't know, it's very dangerous anyway, I'm afraid."
Xiaobai was a little speechless. Why did he feel that this big orange cat looks so stupid? It even made it feel like it was crushing in IQ for the first time?
Of course, Xiaobai did not forget his mission. After chatting for a while, it began to try to guide the topic towards training.
Xiaobai continued to induce things in a row: "Then do you like your master?"
"I like it, the master gave me so much food."
"Then are you close to your master?"
"Don't dare."
"Hey? Why don't you dare?"
"I'm afraid that if I do something wrong, I will be driven away."
"Hey? Have you done something wrong?"
"Once I broke something before, and the owner cleaned it up for a long time without saying a word. I thought the owner should be very angry, and later I didn't dare to get close to the owner."
"Isn't it better to apologize for something wrong?" Xiaobai disagreed. It had fallen into too many things.
"But, but, why do I apologize? The master said I can't understand, and I can't understand what the master said."
Xiaobai's eyes rolled, his eyes lit up, and he began to teach his experience: "You are so stupid, let's do it, I'll teach you a killing trick."
"What is a killing move?"
"Is it the skills in the game?"
“What is the game?”
Xiaobai said speechlessly: "I will explain this to you next time. In short, the ultimate skill is a very powerful thing. Oh, I can't explain it clearly. Don't talk first, watch me perform for you!"
After saying that, Xiaobai stood up from the ground and ran towards Jiang Lin.
"Xiaobai?" Jiang Lin was a little puzzled.
“Meow~”
Xiaobai screamed, then jumped to Jiang Lin's leg. Before Jiang Lin could reach out to touch him, it jumped from his leg to the small wooden table next to him.
"Is it hungry?" Gu Weimin guessed.
"No." Jiang Lin shook his head, he was sure of this.
Xiaobai looked left and right on the wooden table. He first determined which water cup belonged to Jiang Lin. He walked straight over and adjusted the position slightly. Then it stretched out its small claws and gently turned the water cup like a devil.
Bump down.
Its pushing force is very small, ensuring that the water cup is just poured on the table and will not fall to the ground. There is still a small cup of water in the water cup, which immediately flows all over the table, and continues to flow along the corner of the table to the ground ticking along the corner of the table.
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"Xiaobai!" Jiang Lin scolded in surprise, quickly got up and helped the water cup up, took two pieces of paper, wiped the water on the table little by little, and looked at Xiaobai with a stern tone: "
What are you doing? This is not our own home, this is in someone else's home, you have to be polite!"
“Meow~~(⊙ω⊙)”
Jiang Lin:...
"Meow~~" Xiaobai jumped off the table again, rubbed his cheek against Jiang Lin's trouser legs, rubbed his left and right, turned around and applied his body to the same.
Jiang Lin felt that he was too impressed and thought about it and continued to say a few words, but Xiaobai's tone had become much gentler after his cuteness: "Xiaobai, if you make a mistake, you can't be cute. You want..."
Before he finished speaking, Gu Weimin was interrupted by the interruption: "Xiao Jiang, your cat is so cute."
Gu Weimin is different from Jiang Lin. Xiaoci is rarely clingy, so he has never seen cats acting cutely. He has very low resistance to cuteness. Seeing Xiaobai's cute and silly look, he suddenly feels that his heart is about to become cute.
It's right.
He complained in the tone of an elder: "Xiao Jiang, why are you talking so sternly? It's just a cat. What's wrong with it? The cup is not worth it, even if it breaks it, it's not a big deal.
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Gu Weimin waved to Xiaobai and comforted gently: "Xiaobai comes to me, I will give you snacks."
Gu Weimin searched around and wanted to find something to eat, but Gu Xiaoyu had already prepared to hand over a cat strip. Gu Weimin tore open the hole and shook it at Xiaobai again.
“Meow~~”
Xiaobai rolled his eyes to his master, then decisively abandoned Jiang Lin, and happily ran towards Gu Weimin's cat strip.
"So good!" Gu Weimin reached out to stroke Xiaobai's soft hair, and joked with Jiang Lin: "Look, you scared your cat just now. It's complaining to me."
Will Xiaobai be scared by himself?
Of course, Jiang Lin didn't believe it, but looking at Gu Weimin's kindness and joyful look, Xiaobai also looked delicious, while Gu Xiaoyu was laughing at him from a distance.
Jiang Lin swallowed the words to his mouth in disappointment. OK, just be happy.
Chapter completed!