Chapter 85 Xiaobai: I can’t do it!

Author: my cat

Chapter 85 Xiaobai: I can’t do it!

During the process of saying it again, Chen Wenpeng may have suddenly gained new insights and said more than what he said the first time. It took him almost ten minutes to finish.

"It seems like I have said too much." Chen Wenpeng smiled bitterly.

"It's okay, you said it well, you really said it well." Jiang Lin's praise was definitely not fake.

Chen Wenpeng was a little incomprehensible. He was stunned for a moment and said with a smile: "The boss is really different from ordinary people. I am really lucky to have you this time. Don't worry about Han Zhi. After he finishes his business with Sika, I will ask him to give it to me personally."

You call me to apologize. If he doesn't apologize, I'll go back and blow his head off."

Jiang Lin laughed: "We are all cat owners, so I can understand his mood very well."

"Well, don't worry about the remuneration, I will remind Lao Han."

"It's okay, it's okay, this isn't important." Jiang Lin said hypocritically.

Xiaobai despised it.

Chen Wenpeng did not expose it and said with a smile: "To be honest, I introduced you to Lao Han just on a whim. I saw the forum posts before, and I can't judge whether they are true or false, so I kind of want to try yours.

I mean, but you really exceeded my expectations, so I want to thank you and apologize to you."

Jiang Linfeng said calmly: "It's also human nature. I've actually guessed this a long time ago."

Xiaobai doesn’t even want to complain.

My silly master, I don’t even want to expose you. You guessed it! You obviously didn’t tell me this before!!

Chen Wenpeng smiled and said: "That's okay, the boss doesn't care, but I still feel guilty about my previous doubts. Well, let me do you a little favor. I look at the status of your B station. You should be short of money recently.

"

He also asked this question two days ago. Jiang Lin continued to be tough: "There is no shortage of money."

Chen Wenpeng put it another way: "Are you short of video material recently?"

"Yes, it's true." Jiang Lin has been unable to think of any good material for shooting recently. This time about Sika, because the whole process was only online communication, it was not easy to shoot a video.

Chen Wenpeng continued: "The post on the forum is very popular now. Although the post owner did not mention you at all, many people now know that he is talking about you. In fact, it is equivalent to helping you promote you in disguise."

Jiang Lin sighed: "But everyone doesn't believe it, and they think I am playing a trumpet. Speaking of which, many people thought you were also my trumpet."

Chen Wenpeng laughed: "What if I pin a clarification post to the top of the forum?"

"Who posted a clarification post and how to pin it to the top, uh..."

Jiang Lin suddenly came to his senses and said in disbelief: "Damn it, boss, you must be the moderator!"

Chen Wenpeng said: "Ahem, yes, I am the moderator of the cute pet section, so I am very curious whether what is said in that post is true or false."

Jiang Lin understood.

That post was accused by many people of being an advertisement, but it has not been deleted yet because Chen Wenpeng was unsure and wanted to introduce himself to Han Zhi to test his abilities.

"I saw the rules of that discussion section, doesn't it say that advertising is not allowed?"

Chen Wenpeng said sternly: "Yes, I still made the rules, but I did not advertise, and that post did not mean advertising. What I want to clarify is that you have unusual cat training abilities, nothing more.

"

The implication is that he has no control over whether other people will go to Jiang Lin because of this.

But this is already a help.

Xiaobai's advanced achievement refers to this completion.

After hanging up the phone, Jiang Lin looked at the achievement completion level, and sure enough it was already showing 3/10.

This shows that the help provided to Sika this time was very effective.

It was getting late, so Xiaobai meowed twice, wagging his tail and jumped off his lap, pretending to be nonchalant and preparing to leave.

Until Jiang Lin's devilish voice came from behind: "Xiao Bai, don't run so fast yet. You haven't told me what you felt after hearing those words just now?"

Jiang Lin was referring to Chen Wenpeng's long speech just now about cats not being able to stay at home all the time.

"Meow!!!"

Xiaobai was very angry: Damn it, the stupid master still remembers to squeeze it!

Xiaobai knew in his heart that he was about to enter the stupid master's favorite preaching session again, and that was not okay!

The little guy jumped onto the bed without looking back.

Just when Jiang Lin was about to get up and forcefully carry Xiaobai back, he saw that the little guy had already run to the laptop and stretched out his paw to turn the computer off from sleep mode.

He knew what Xiaobai was going to do, so he sat back down and opened Xiaobai's QQ chat dialog box. Sure enough, he saw the prompt "Inputting", and the content was quickly available.

Xiaobai: [Sorry, I was wrong.jpg]

As expected, the first thing that pops up in the chat box is an "I was wrong" picture, which is much faster than slowly typing on the keyboard with your little paws.

Since Xiaobai liked chatting on QQ, Jiang Lin was satisfied with it and stopped talking. He started typing on the keyboard with a crackling sound. As a professional Internet writer, his typing speed was top-notch.

Jiang Lin: Don’t rush to admit your mistake. I’ve told you before that you can’t always stay at home and surf the Internet. Internet addiction is the second most important thing. The key is that it affects your health. If you sit at home for a long time without moving, sooner or later you will become addicted to the Internet.

Become a piece of cat cake.

Xiaobai:【I don’t dare anymore.jpg】

Jiang Lin: Being too fat will affect your appearance, and it will also squeeze your heart, making you prone to heart disease and heart failure, and will greatly increase the possibility of sudden death.

Xiaobai: [Yes, yes, you are right.jpg]

…

After typing for a while, Jiang Lin suddenly felt something was wrong.

He was here typing painstakingly, and Xiaobai was posting pictures one after another. Since he gradually realized the fun of emoticons, this little guy has become more and more lazy to type.

Jiang Lin turned around and looked at Xiao Bai suspiciously. Why did he look like he was just perfunctory?

As if sensing the owner's gaze, Xiaobai also raised his head and showed this expression: (ω)

This expression shows that Xiaobai is having a lot of fun, oh no, he is having fun sending emojis.

Well, Jiang Lin is now very sure that Xiaobai is indeed perfunctory with him.

This means that what he just typed is basically equivalent to playing the piano to a cat.

This is not okay!

Jiang Lin continued typing in the QQ chat box: In order to ensure that you can learn from the lesson, please write a 500-word self-reflection letter to me tomorrow. You must deeply reflect on your addiction to the Internet and promise to work hard in the future!

This time, Xiaobai didn't reply immediately. Jiang Lin looked back at Xiaobai, who had his eyes wide open in a daze, thinking about what pictures you were going to post this time.

After a while, Xiaobai finally found a suitable picture.

Xiaobai: [I can’t do it.jpg]

puff!

Jiang Lin almost laughed out loud.

Looking at this screenshot of Queen Ulanala Yixiu's classic lines from "The Legend of Zhen Huan", Jiang Lin was completely convinced by Xiaobai's picture package.
Chapter completed!