Chapter 247 Wang Mazi turns over and calls the shots to sing
Wang Mazi jumped up and down with joy, and suddenly he heard a thud. Wang Mazi clamped his legs on the spot, his face turned red and his neck became thick.
"Sorry, village chief, I ate too much just now. I, I can't seem to hold on anymore. I have to go to the hut quickly. Oops, I can't."
Then I just heard crackling...!
"Damn it, this guy, you're not going to let Ma Xiuyu's restaurant do business. I'm going to help you, get out of here and go directly to your hut!"
Yang Donglai covered his nose and kicked Wang Mazi hard through the window like a cannonball.
"Damn it, look, everyone, a cultivator flew out of the third floor window of the hotel. It's so enviable!"
"Oh! I don't know when we can also fly in the sky, just like that person just now, with that posture and style, it looks so cool!"
Everyone in the village couldn't help but sigh, full of yearning.
Wang Mazi's home.
At this time, Zhu Lanhua was holding a large pot of stewed chicken pieces that had just come out of the pot and placed it on the stone table in the yard.
"Mmm, those muscles smell so good!"
Zhu Lanhua looked at the pot of chicken nuggets, sniffing hard, looking impatient.
I quickly moved a stool and got ready to eat.
I just picked up a piece of chicken leg with chopsticks and held it in my hand.
And then, bang...!
Zhu Lanhua was so frightened that she sat down on the ground: "Oh my God! What, what fell from the sky?"
Wang Mazi felt a little dizzy: "Village Chief, you are so unreasonable. Hey, why does this yard look so familiar? Isn't this my home?"
Zhu Lanhua took a closer look and thought she had seen a ghost: "The child's father, you are really that man from my family, Wang Mazi, you, why did you fall from the sky?"
When Wang Mazi saw this fat woman, she was holding a big chicken drumstick in her hand, and there was a large pot of stewed chicken pieces on the table.
He quickly looked towards the chicken coop, but it was already empty, and he rushed out with anger in his eyes.
"Well, you are such a lazy and delicious chrysanthemum. You just don't do anything at home. You even killed the two old egg-laying hens at home. I won't beat you to death today."
Wang Mazi rushed up and slapped Zhu Lanhua on the face.
"My dear, I am a cultivator now. I am eating meat to cultivate. Wang Mazi, you bastard dare to hit me. My dear, I really kicked your nose in the face!"
Zhu Lanhua shook her fat body, used the Nine Yin White Bone Claws with both hands, and pounced on him like a bulldozer.
"Go to hell and eat meat and practice!"
Wang Mazi subconsciously opened Zhu Lanhua's hand, used all his strength, and slapped her out hard.
Then there was a bang, and Zhu Lanhua sent Wang Mazi flying three meters away. She was so fat that she hit the ground heavily, like an earthquake.
Wang Mazi subconsciously looked at his hands, dumbfounded, thinking when did I become so powerful?
"Well, you Wang Mazi, if you dare to beat me, a great immortal cultivator, I will fight you to the death today."
Fortunately, Zhu Lanhua had a fat back, so she seemed to be fine. She stood up quickly, bared her teeth and claws again, and pounced on Wang Mazi.
"Fuck, I'm really giving you a hard time today. I'm going to show off my power today, so I'm going to beat you, a stinky bitch who is an immortal cultivator. I'll beat you, I'll beat you!"
Wang Mazi slapped him one after another, and finally he sat directly on Zhu Lanhua and slapped her out continuously.
Zhu Lanhua's face was fat enough originally, but after Wang Mazi's torture, it swelled up into a big fat pig's head.
Zhu Lanhua cried for her father and mother.
Wang Mazi didn't know what was going on, but he just felt that at this moment, his whole body was exhausted.
It's no wonder that this is the case, just because in the past half a month, Wang Mazi has eaten all kinds of elixirs and spiritual fruits that Yang Donglai gave him.
Now the spiritual roots are stimulated through two spiritual beads, which spread throughout the body.
The excess spiritual power of the previous elixirs and spiritual fruits showed their effects, so at this time, they naturally appeared to be infinitely powerful.
Usually he is always pressed and beaten by his fat wife Zhu Lanhua, but today it really made him turn over happily.
"I'll beat you to death for being such a lazy fat bitch. From now on, you'll always sit on my head and shit. Today, I'll let you taste what it's like to be domestically abused. I'll beat you again...!"
"It hurts me so much. My boss, please stop hitting me. I know the child's father is wrong. My boss, please stop. I know I'm wrong. Please stop hitting me!"
Seeing that Wang Mazi was really angry and showed no sign of stopping, Zhu Lanhua was really scared and quickly begged loudly for mercy.
"Wang Mazi raised his hands and stopped in mid-air to look at her.
"Hahaha, Zhu Lanhua, why, have you been beaten down by me? You know you are scared."
Wang Mazi felt very proud.
"Head of the family, we have lived for so many years, and our two children are over ten years old. You can't beat me to death. If you beat me to death, my children will have no mother. You, the head of the family, can't beat me anymore. I'm beating."
I really can’t survive!”
Seeing her man's raised hand ready to strike down at any time, Zhu Lanhua's eyes became frightened, and her face was swollen into a pig's head, she had been scared of being beaten for a long time.
When Wang Mazi heard this, he realized that she was still his own mother-in-law, so how could she really be willing to beat her to death? She just wanted to teach her a lesson.
Looking at Zhu Lanhua's ugly pig-headed face, Wang Mazi felt that he might have been a little too harsh.
"Hmph, I'll spare you this time. If you dare to disobey me in the future, I'll beat you up."
Wang Mazi tore off a piece of muscle from the stone table and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Master, I promise to be obedient from now on."
Zhu Lanhua said this with her mouth, but she was already gritting her teeth in her heart.
She thought to herself, don't be complacent. When I become an immortal and have magic, I'll see how I deal with you, you bastard.
"Well, Zhu Lanhua, please listen to me. From now on, you can't skip three meals a day at home. You have to do all the housework for me. If you dare to be as lazy as before, look at me.
I’ll beat you to death.”
Zhu Lanhua touched her face that was throbbing with pain, and shuddered subconsciously, thinking to herself, I'll wait for you.
He nodded and agreed in a submissive manner: "Haha, yes, yes, I promise to cook for you and the children on time, and I will never be lazy again."
Zhu Lanhua thought of something else: "Master, why did you fall from the sky just now? Falling from such a high height, not only did nothing happen to you, but you also became so strong?"
Wang Mazi threw the chicken bones casually and swallowed the meat in his mouth: "Haha, Zhu Lanhua, you always say that you can cultivate immortality, and you always act like a fool. Now I, Wang Mazi, also have spiritual roots, and I can also cultivate immortality.
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"What are you talking about? You said you can also cultivate immortality. Are you lying to me?" Zhu Lanhua looked at him with an unbelievable expression.
"Why, am I lying to you because I'm so full? Hey, this is a trick that the old god came up with and gave it to the village chief. I just flew over from the village chief's house."
"Ah, fly, fly here, boss, you said you flew here from the village chief's house! Boss, this is really great, no wonder you were okay even if you fell from such a height just now!"
When Zhu Lanhua heard that it was the old god's method, coupled with the facts she had just seen, she had no doubts and was directly deceived by Wang Mazi.
Seeing the proud look on Wang Mazi's face: "Haha, don't think that it's great that you can cultivate immortality. Now I am the boss in the family. I can still cultivate immortality. From now on, you must obey me obediently. Otherwise, I will kill you directly."
Divorce her and find some beautiful ones to marry home."
"What! How dare you!"
Zhu Lanhua just looked like she was about to get angry, but now she was really panicking.
If it was before that Wang Mazi said these words like this, Zhu Lanhua would have dared to slap him in the face.
But Wang Mazi is now really capable of cultivating immortality, and the things he said can really be accomplished.
If by then, Wang Mazi really divorced her Zhu Lanhua in a fit of anger, it would be too late to regret it, so it would be strange not to be afraid now.
"Goodbye, the head of the house, husband...I know that I was wrong before. I will definitely listen to my husband in the future. Husband, let me give you a rub on your back!"
"Well, haha, what the village chief said is really true. From now on, I, Wang Mazi, can really stand up and sing!"
Seeing Zhu Lanhua suddenly become so gentle, Wang Mazi was filled with joy and pride.
"Master, what do you smell like? Why do you smell so bad?"
Zhu Lanhua seemed to have just discovered something was wrong with Wang Mazi, frowning and sniffing as she looked at him.
Especially the stinky smell, Zhu Lanhua thought that Wang Mazi came out of the cesspool.
When Wang Mazi heard this, he thought: "Damn it, why did you forget about this? Now it's all over the place. It's all gone into your trouser pocket. It stinks."
Chapter completed!