Chapter 145 Pretending to be Curable!
"Miracle Doctor Yang, didn't you say that his illness was feigned? Since it was feigned, how could he be cured?" Xie Changjun said in astonishment.
Yang Mu smiled lightly and said: "You can even pretend to be cured. What I just said is that you can't cure it, but I can."
"This..." Xie Changjun suddenly felt that this doctor Yang was very unreliable.
The middle-aged man mocked: "I'll say it again, I'm not pretending, I'm really not feeling well. But, if you want treatment, I can treat it for you. But what if the treatment fails?
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"What do you want to do?" Yang Mu asked.
The middle-aged man said: "If it can't be cured, you must admit in person in front of my audience that Chinese medicine is witchcraft and you are just a group of liars! Also, you have to apologize to me for what you just said and pay 10,000 yuan."
Damage fee.”
"Okay." Yang Mu agreed without thinking, "Now please repeat it again, what are your specific symptoms?"
The middle-aged man secretly cursed "idiot" and said expressionlessly: "Migraine, body chills, and the pictures I see have double images. By the way, my head is also a little dizzy."
He sneered in his heart, I was indeed just pretending.
These diseases do not exist at all. No matter how powerful a doctor is, he can at most only cure the diseases that exist, but it is impossible to cure the diseases that do not exist.
No matter what the treatment effect is, I will say that it has no effect!
How it will end is determined from the beginning.
Unexpectedly, not only did I improve the performance of the show today, but I also incurred a mental loss fee. I have to thank the idiot in front of me.
"Next, I will use acupuncture to treat you. Just stand still!" Yang Mu said, taking out a few silver needles.
Seeing this, the patients present looked disappointed.
They thought Yang Mu had such a magical method, but it turned out to be acupuncture?
The key is that Xie Changjun had already treated the other party with acupuncture just now, but it had no effect at all!
"It's up to you how you want to treat me. Hurry up and don't waste my time! I'll have to go to a big hospital to see a Western doctor in a while. You Chinese doctors are all liars and can't cure the disease at all."
After finishing speaking, the middle-aged man glanced at the barrage on the screen of his mobile phone.
As he expected, they were all cynicism about Yang Mu and acupuncture, as well as recognition of his words.
"Hey, this man moves so fast! So fast that I can't see clearly."
"Yes, from the visual effect point of view, it is quite good. It's a pity that they are all bluffing. What therapeutic effect can these silver needles have?"
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Several of these barrages attracted the attention of middle-aged people.
Before he could figure out what these barrages were about, Yang Mu's words rang in his ears.
"Okay! How do you feel now?"
"Ah? Alright?"
The middle-aged man was stunned for a moment, and then when he came to his senses, he realized that several silver needles in Yang Mu's hand had penetrated into several acupuncture points in his brain.
When Xie Changjun applied the acupuncture previously, he felt a slight stinging sensation, like being bitten by a mosquito.
Now that Yang Mu was applying the acupuncture, he felt no pain at all. The middle-aged man was surprised. This boy seemed to be really capable?
He carefully felt his body, and as he expected, there was nothing strange.
"Even if this kid is really capable and can cure his headache and dizziness, I'm not sick at all. If his silver needle falls on my head, it's destined to have no effect!"
The middle-aged man sneered, pulled out all the silver needles on his head, threw them on the ground, stepped on them a few times, and cursed:
"Quack doctor! Sure enough, he is a quack doctor! I still feel headache, dizziness, body chills, and there is no sign of improvement at all. You - ah! It hurts -"
Before he finished speaking, he held his head and screamed in pain.
There was a wave of pain in my head, and in addition, a cold air rushed from my head to my limbs, making my whole body feel chilly.
The people and things in front of me seemed to be split into two, with double images appearing.
The sudden situation frightened the middle-aged man to death. He pointed at Yang Mu and said angrily:
"Asshole! What on earth did you do? Now my head hurts, my whole body is cold, and there are double images in front of my eyes. What on earth did you do to me?"
Before Yang Mu could respond, a young man next to him said angrily:
"Didn't these symptoms appear from the beginning? At most, they didn't cure you, so what are you yelling about! I think you are just pretending to be sick to discredit Chinese medicine and extort money. It's absolutely disgusting!"
"Yes. I don't think this guy is a good guy either. Old man, I have relied on Chinese medicine to save my life several times in my life, but he has said that Chinese medicine is useless. He is simply making trouble!"
An old man said angrily.
"I……"
The middle-aged man wants to cry but has no tears.
I was indeed pretending to be ill at the beginning, and I was indeed deliberately trying to smear and extort money, but now something is really wrong with me!
"Well, it seems that I really can't cure your strange disease! Otherwise, why don't you go see a Western doctor? I will pay you 10,000 yuan for mental damage now."
Yang Mu spread his hands, looking helpless, but with an undisguised sneer in his eyes.
Who says that people who pretend to be asleep cannot be woken up?
I'll chop off your hands and feet, but let's see if you can keep pretending!
"Asshole! It's you who is causing trouble, isn't it? It must be you who is causing trouble, you made me like this on purpose, right?"
When the middle-aged man saw the ridicule in Yang Mu's eyes, he immediately became anxious and wanted to pounce on Yang Mu.
He felt that his current situation was worse than life and death. There was no guarantee that he could be cured by going to Western medicine. Even if he could be cured, 10,000 yuan would be a waste!
Several young men with sharp eyes and quick hands stopped him.
A big man shouted angrily: "What the hell, don't really think that I dare not deal with you! If you make trouble here again, I will whip you, believe it or not?"
The middle-aged man said angrily: "You can't do this. He hurt me like this, and you all help him. How can you be unreasonable!"
The corner of Yang Mu's lips curled up: "You want to be reasonable now? Okay. Then we will be reasonable. These symptoms of yours were all said by yourself just now, and everyone has heard them.
Is it too much to blame these symptoms on me now? At most, I just failed to cure you."
The middle-aged man said anxiously: "No! I was lying just now. My body is fine and there is nothing wrong with me at all. It is definitely you who is doing it——"
Before he finished speaking, everyone's eyes changed. The middle-aged man quickly shut up and was covered in cold sweat.
Only then did I realize that I had accidentally let something slip.
"Were you lying in the beginning? I made you do this? You have to provide evidence! You said I made you do this, can you provide evidence?"
Yang Mu said coldly.
These words are exactly what the middle-aged man said just now, now use the other person's way to repay the other person!
Chapter completed!