The Life Record of Taishang DaojunUnyielding for a Hundred Miles
(one)
“Bang,Bang,Bang…”
“Bang,Bang,Bang…”
In the early morning, before the rooster crowed, the sound of disturbing dreams kept drilling into my ears, making the former Nine Five Lord, and now the Nine Five Lord's father, Emperor Taishang Daojun, can no longer fall asleep.
Needless to say, the monks in Shaolin Temple are still extremely pious in worshiping Buddha. So, the morning class started early in the morning and knocked the wooden fish loudly. This sound made the Taishang Taoist, who was loyal to Taoism, very troubled. Wuliang Tianzun, bless these stinky monks - get up late tomorrow and don't recite scriptures so early.
"Bang, Bang, Bang" knocked on the door three times in a row, and it was still so hard. Needless to say, the one who killed Qiandao was called Baili Buqu, and came to urge him to practice martial arts!
Didn’t it be enough to practice once a day? But Baili Buqu now calls him to practice martial arts three times a day, noon and evening. According to the remarks of this man without a king and father, Emperor Taishang Taoist was too slow to practice martial arts. He was afraid of losing his grace, so he had to increase his training volume - let his mother’s bullshit, Lao Jiu’s unfilial son, how could he care about whether he practices martial arts well? It was obvious that he was just to find an excuse to torture himself!
But can you say this to that unfilial son? Of course not, you all say it is an unfilial son! I think of myself in the Song Dynasty, filial piety has always been the top priority, but with such an unfilial son, there are not many people in the court and the country who have conscience and courage to speak out and give advice. The world is getting worse and worse, and people's hearts are not old!
Ancestors, open your eyes and see how this unfilial son treats his father! Why did our Zhao family have such an unfilial son!
The indignation in his heart could not change anything, so Emperor Taishang Daojun quickly opened the door and indeed saw Baili Buqun and Hard Bangbang standing at the door, holding today's breakfast in his hand - two hard steamed buns.
Bastard! Although my breakfast was not like a banquet, there were hundreds of sheeps at any time. However, there was no shortage of what he should have, especially his favorite mutton soup, which must be lost every day. How could this group of stinky monks, one monk, do not get meat and fish in a pure place, and force him to eat vegetarian food together!
Is this life what a former emperor deserved?
Well, the days of Wuguocheng have come. I endured it and said that one day, this Baili will leave? He left, and that little Hu, keeping him, his life will be much better!
You are so stubborn and know your loyal minister! I have been the emperor for so many years, and now there is only such a loyal minister left! Xiao Hu, Xiao Hu, if I really have a day out, I will definitely not forget you!
(two)
There is no harm without comparison.
Whenever Zhao Ji remembered the days when he was old, the show of a banquet of a thousand sheep at a time, and the beauty of a group of people flattering each other, he felt that the days in Shaolin Temple were not something that a former emperor should have lived.
But every time I think of the terrifying feeling of trembling in the cellar of Wuguo City, I feel that the sound of Amitabha Buddha sounding around my ears is not so unacceptable.
When I first arrived at Shaolin Temple, I said it was not afraid of being fake. The most ruthless imperial family was the ruthless emperor family. How could the people who had been an official family not know what the official family cares about the most? In order to prevent future troubles, this unfilial son choked him to death with half a pound of arsenic every day, and it was not impossible. However, when he heard that the unfilial son had won all the way and even brought back the once arrogant Jin Kingdom to his hometown, he felt safe.
After all, who would still want to use him to make trouble now? That is, the old birthday boy hangs himself - he is a waste who has lost his value. The official might as well use his waste and show his tolerance and kindness!
That is, can you find a way to flatter the unfilial son? It would be good to just transfer Baili Buqu who forced himself to practice martial arts every day to get rid of Baili Buqu who was sore in his body! Just leave Xiao Hu, Xiao Hu, yes, leave Xiao Hu so that he can live a bad life.
I was thinking a lot in my mind, and of course the movements in my hands could not be smooth. As expected, this move of "Black Tiger's Heart" seemed to be not as good as yesterday. I remembered Baili's hard voice again, "The Supreme Emperor's move of Black Tiger's Heart is not good, as usual, there are no vegetables today."
Yes, I know if you don’t say it. But I’m not afraid.
Do you think Xiao Hu is your good comrade-in-arms and you wear a pair of pants, but you don’t know if they understand the principle of loyalty to the emperor. Every night when you go to bed, what mushrooms and vegetables I can’t eat?
(three)
The sound of wooden fish in my ears finally disappeared, and the moonlight had already covered the entire Shaolin Temple, making the entire Shaolin Temple seem to become slightly less abominable.
A familiar knock on the door sounded, and Emperor Taishang Daojun quickly got up and opened the door. Sure enough, Hu Li stood at the door and held a big food box in his hand. Seeing him come out, he bowed slightly and shouted "The Supreme Emperor".
Zhao Ji was so moved that he almost burst into tears. When he was an official, he had as many people as he flattered and pleased him. From Tokyo to Qiongzhou, there were many people who flattered and licked his sores.
However, the generations of different times are different. Now, the people who have cursed him before are now avoiding him like snakes and scorpions. Now, the only thing that I am willing to secretly bring him some vegetarian food from the kitchen at night is the only Hu Li in front of me.
The variety of vegetarian food is not rich, with only a few fried vegetables, tofu, mushrooms, etc. However, compared to the food that Baili Buqu gave him before, which was almost as white as steamed buns, it was undoubtedly excellent.
"If I have the day I go out, I will definitely ask Brother Jiu to give you a good job." Emperor Taishang Daojun said this as if sincerely.
"I am the Supreme Emperor, and it is the duty of a minister. The Supreme Emperor doesn't have to take it seriously." Hu Li answered with a stern look. He looked down-to-earth.
After serving Zhao Ji for food, Hu Li stepped back and walked out of the door and took it with her gently. Before leaving, she did not forget to tell herself to have a good rest. Zhao Ji's nose felt sore. Who is the only one under his 3,000 people back then?
In the future, if you have the chance in the future, you can ask the unfilial son to give him a good job, but now, you have to find a way to keep him by your side and never transfer him away! Otherwise, who will bring me a meal tonight?
Chapter completed!