Chapter 633 Absurd
Chapter 633 Ridiculous
Author: Beginning of Summer Rebirth
Chapter 633 Ridiculous
Seriously speaking, Xin Zhuo is not a good old man, nor is he a true gentleman who stays calm. The world of martial arts is so difficult and life is unpredictable. It is normal to lose lust.
Moreover, he also needs these girls to practice his seven emotions and six desires.
Desire arises from sight, is stronger than touch, and is trapped in the heart.
But you can’t eat garlic!
No matter how beautiful a woman is, who can smell the smell of garlic?
So, when you feel the strong smell of garlic, you have nothing to worry about!
When all the women noticed the sudden change in His Majesty's face, their hearts suddenly trembled, and they looked at each other without knowing why.
The princess of the Jin Dynasty held up her belly to Lao Gao, approached her charmingly, and said softly: "Your Majesty, I am my concubine..."
Xin Zhuo interrupted neatly: "Okay, just stand there. I want to ask, do you... like garlic?"
Murong Yunxi timidly said: "Master, the Queen specifically told her at sunset that Your Majesty likes the smell of garlic, otherwise you won't be able to get it off... your mouth, so I ate thirteen garlic pills!"
Li Muge, the daughter of the prime minister, also said shyly: "The queen also said this to me, and I also ate more than a dozen garlic!"
A group of concubines said in unison: "The same goes for my concubines!"
“It’s a great meal! Don’t eat it next time!”
This was unexpected. Queen Wei Qingqing is a woman whose slutty skills are unparalleled.
But since we have come, we must do something tonight to help with practice. Xin Zhuo said again: "If you are good at dancing, let's jump on one. If you are good at singing, let's sing a few lines. If you are good at martial arts, let's dance."
Sword!
If you are good at drinking, come drink with me, Murong Yunxi!"
All the concubines felt a little disappointed, but they could only obey the orders and act. For a while, the demons danced wildly in the hall.
Princess Jin, Princess Zhao, and Princess Langya, who are good at drinking, and Murong Yunxi were two feet away from the bed and sat cross-legged.
Xin Zhuo threw away a few bottles of wine and everyone drank together.
After a few glasses of wine, Xin Zhuo asked Murong Yunxi: "Do you have a brother? A brother from the same mother?"
His tone was very slow, and his heartbeat accelerated uncontrollably.
Murong Yunxi was startled for a moment, then said blankly: "I have no elder brother, only one younger brother. I am two years old, studying in the Imperial College, and will take the scientific examination next year!"
really!
Xin Zhuo stopped talking, picked up the wine bottle and drank it in one gulp.
Princess Jin Wang had an intoxicating blush on her face, her eyes flickered for a moment, and she suddenly stood up. She walked gracefully in front of Xin Zhuo, unbuttoned her pocket, and found that she had nothing.
"Will I, my concubine, wait for His Majesty to rest in peace?"
The voice was as charming as water, but before it even got close, it was pushed back by an invisible force.
Xin Zhuo opened the bottle of wine again and said with a smile: "Not enough!"
Princess Jinwang staggered and fell to the ground. She was a little embarrassed at first, but she was stunned when she heard this: "What's not enough?"
The other eighteen women were also at a loss.
Xin Zhuo said: "You should try your best to win the title of concubine to the one who can tempt me!"
"Your Majesty, are you serious?"
The nineteen people were no longer reserved and were ready to come. What's the point of drinking, playing swords, and dancing?
I really tried my best...
A night of silence.
When the white fish belly appeared in the east, the door of the Baji Palace's palace opened, and nineteen concubines walked out with tired faces and neatly dressed clothes.
The eunuchs and maids looked at each other in the dark outside for a moment. No servants were summoned to serve in the palace overnight, which meant that nothing happened...
this……
"Empress!"
A palace maid came to greet him, but found that his wife ignored him and left quickly.
Among them, Princess Jin Wang was the fastest. She fluttered away like a flying giant in the blink of an eye, and walked to a remote place in the back garden, her chest rising and falling, and her face showing a bit of embarrassment.
"How is it? Although you have lived for two lives, you are still intact. The Emperor is young and handsome, and is a top-notch man. Did you have a good time last night?"
The Queen's laughter came from the corner.
Princess Jin Wang stamped her feet and said: "I want all my pleasure. Nineteen people danced all night without any clothes on me last night and seduced him all night, but he remained indifferent!"
"Why?" The Queen suppressed her smile.
Princess Jin Wang said: "He doesn't like garlic at all, and even hates the smell of garlic. He lost interest. No matter how hard we tried, he was never interested. He even ended up teasing the little yellow dog next to him!"
The Queen was silent for a while and said: "There is no reason, right?"
She thought of the leather cup that night. The man clearly said he liked weird things like garlic.
Princess Jin Wang hesitated: "Is he an incompetent person?"
The queen said: "Probably not! Rumors in the market say that this man seemed to have a crush on someone back then, and the Prime Minister said that this man has strong blood and is stronger than ordinary men."
"Then why?"
"...No matter what, from tonight onwards, you must stick to him and let him fall into a gentle land. You cannot ruin our good deeds, but remember not to use poison. This person seems not to be afraid of poison!"
"I know!" Princess Jinwang considered it for a moment and whispered, "Is that going to start?"
The Queen Mother said: "The disciples of the two sects in those four places were too seriously injured. They had already been there in the past few days. However, the Supreme Emperor came here. He seemed to be from the 18th sect and ordered a cleanup of the disciples in the Three Kingdoms in order to confuse the public.
inappropriate!
If you act hastily, you will easily attract the attention of the top masters of the Eighteen Sects!"
"What about that?"
"Wait for her to come!"
"Will she come?"
"Probably!"
…
In the Baji Palace.
The little emperor had just left after saying hello. Xin Zhuo ate some breakfast casually and sat cross-legged in the palace, stroking Xiao Huang while looking at the dazzling winter sun outside.
After staying up all night last night, it was not that I gained nothing. I at least exercised control and forbearance, and then I suddenly understood that the lustful actions can indeed stimulate the human body's martial arts potential.
I just want to use the Kailing Lingtai, but I still need to research it.
At this moment, there was a blur in front of my eyes. A fair-skinned, handsome little eunuch suddenly walked to the side. With a pair of slender hands, he gently poured a cup of tea and handed it over.
Xin Zhuo looked at this person's face and chuckled: "When did you arrive?"
The little eunuch raised his head, with bright and clear eyes, and pursed his lips: "Last night!"
It was Jiang Yuwei.
Xin Zhuo said: "Is it your turn?"
Jiang Yuwei said: "After Sun Changfeng complained to you, I replaced him and came here myself!"
Xin Zhuo was very curious: "How did he sue me?"
Jiang Yuwei lowered her head and suppressed her laughter, saying: "I am telling Senior Brother Xin that I have been concubine nineteen at night, and I have lost the dignity of a disciple of the sect and violated the sect's order!"
Xin Zhuo asked: "Since you arrived last night, what do you think?"
Jiang Yuwei sat aside and looked at him with stern eyes: "Senior Brother Xin didn't touch any of the concubines, he was just teasing. You must have seen that these concubines are also with Li Shentong's group and have ulterior motives, so you used the trick to test them?"
The most interesting thing in the world is doing ridiculous things and others find a suitable reason for you.
Xin Zhuo said seriously: "Yes, that's it. How do they know what I'm thinking?"
Jiang Yuwei's eyes flashed: "I have never doubted Senior Brother Xin's ability!"
Xin Zhuo nodded and turned to say: "Actually, it is also for cultivation. Cultivating the seven emotions and six desires is for my use. With the intention of opening the spiritual platform, you have also lived two martial arts prosperous times. Do you know how to cultivate these seven emotions and six desires?"
Jiang Yuwei thought for a while and said: "When entering the spiritual platform, there are two types of people with seven emotions and six desires. One is to sublimate oneself and get rid of vulgarity.
In other words, a warrior can control the seven emotions and six desires and will not be arbitrarily influenced by the seven emotions and six desires. Only then can he activate the Lingtai martial arts and get rid of the original vulgarity. It is said that this is a mental tempering in the eyes of those who cultivate immortals in heaven.
If the state of mind is not in harmony with the martial arts, and it is easy to become possessed, how can one break through to a higher realm?
The second type is to let the seven emotions and six desires take their own course, using the seven emotions and six desires as the power to forcibly open the spiritual platform, but the mind is firm!
The former is inverse and the latter is in order. Most of the masters of Lingtai of various sects are in order!
A master in the Lingtai realm is the first step leading to a higher realm, which is very different from the deficiency of yin and the excess of yang! Therefore, the matter of life and death is a bit more difficult!"
Xin Zhuo looked at her blankly, feeling suddenly enlightened.
This girl has such a deep understanding that it is certain that she will enter the mourning platform in the future.
Jiang Yuwei's face looked unnatural when he looked at her. She squirmed, then suddenly blushed and said, "Senior Brother Xin... Actually, I am willing to practice with you. Do you want to give it a try?"
Xin Zhuo asked curiously: "How to try?"
Jiang Yuwei's face turned even redder, and she suddenly raised her slender neck and leaned towards him with a blushing face.
Chapter completed!