Chapter 100 Pain! It Hurts!
Chapter 100 It hurts! It hurts so much!
The tragedy of steamed buns starts with Xu Jiang.
"Wait a minute, what are you talking about and what does it have to do with me?" Xu Jiang was confused.
The buns were fine before he left, but when he came back they were green. What does this have to do with me?
"Don't worry, listen to me slowly. Sit down." Shatu started his elegant story-telling session.
Pour a cup of coffee, add a few drops of vinegar, and use okra juice to draw a flower on the surface... This recipe made the little bear feel dangerous and ran out of the room.
The cause of the matter really started with Xu Jiang.
Because he has repeatedly made extraordinary achievements and was rated as the number one rookie and civilized young man, he has been labeled as a person with a small investment and a large return.
As a result, a beautiful female reporter took a liking to him and wanted to visit him to establish some friendship with him through interviews.
"I've heard about this, but I remember it was interviewing Baozi."
"That's because you were too busy, training and participating in the spiritual realm. Others tried to seduce you, but you didn't fall for it. You could only turn around and seduce Baozi, but Baozi fell for it."
This story... really has no twists and turns at all.
It was obvious that the female reporter was also a professional fisherman, and she was sure to hook up with someone like Baozi who really wanted to fall in love.
On the other hand, Baozi, with his ability, cannot tame this wild horse.
If I'm in a good mood, I'll give you a ride; if I'm in a bad mood, I'll kick you away.
In just a few days, Baozi experienced the feeling of rejection and welcome, which No. 88 had never experienced before.
He is in love, and he believes that as long as he works hard, he will be able to keep the female reporter by his side forever.
So, he made up his mind and signed up to participate in the second level trial again.
For every professional, one advancement at level 40 and two advancements at level 60 are qualitative leaps, and their talents will be greatly improved.
Of course, the difficulty is getting bigger every time.
Baozi has been stuck in the second advancement trial. Unexpectedly, this time, because of his persistence in love, he broke through himself and successfully advanced.
"So it's gratifying, but my hair just turned green and I can't dye it back. It's a big sacrifice."
"Yes, but anyway, at least...well, there is grass for the wild horses to eat."
Sha Tu covered his mouth and tried hard not to laugh out loud. He was a professional storyteller and couldn't ruin his sign.
Baozi's talent, Xu Jiang remembered, was that he could store a large amount of energy in his hair and then burst it out in one breath.
At the first level, it will turn yellow when the energy is full.
I just didn’t expect that it would turn green after the second level. I really feel sorry for myself with this talent!
As for what happened after that, it was even simpler.
Green hair seemed to be a harbinger of everything. When Baozi got home and wanted to call the female reporter to report that he was safe, what he heard was the female reporter's breathing from exercising.
"Maybe it's really about exercising?" Xu Jiang tried hard to organize his words, hoping to ease the pain in Baozi's heart.
"But he called at 11 o'clock in the evening."
"It's also possible that he was running at night."
“Would you twist your foot nine times in a row while running at night?”
The topic had reached a point where it was impossible to talk about it. Xu Jiang sighed and decided to let Baozi face reality as soon as possible.
Just as he was about to persuade, Baozi's communicator came with a voice prompt.
[Ding dong, your bank card is paying the bill at the drugstore, and the balance is insufficient. Do you want to enable overdraft service? 】
Swiping your card at a drugstore? But isn’t the Baozi Man still here?
Xu Jiang then thought: "Don't tell me that you also gave your bank card to that female reporter?"
"Yeah." Baozi finally reacted. He looked at the news record and fell into a dilemma: "I read on the Internet that men will appear more generous when they hand over their money to women for management."
"You kid, stop gambling. I want to curse after hearing this. Stop being stupid and stop gambling." Xu Jiang had no choice but to stop Baozi.
But Baozi was very confused! He looked worried about gains and losses.
"But this time, she is in a pharmacy! What if she gets sick? It must be an emergency."
"Then why don't you just call and ask?"
"But would it be too stingy to ask now? Why don't you let her buy it first, and I will call and care about her later."
This kid, completely crazy, actually pressed agree and continued to use the card for the other party.
It must be because of her hair. I have chosen to forgive her by default.
Just when Baozi was about to make a call and was concerned about the other party's employment, Xiao Hei's voice came from the headset.
[Hey~~Baozi! Stop calling me. I checked the consumption information for you. Take a look at it. The long-term pain is worse than the short-term pain. 】
Hearing Xiao Hei's words, Xu Jiang also came over, and the three men looked at the drugstore's shopping list.
[Ultra-thin, large and durable, two boxes]
It hurts! It hurts so much!
Baozi covered his heart and fell on the bed.
Xu Jiang opened his mouth to comfort the two giants, but it seemed that nothing he could say was of any use.
In the end, I could only pat him on the shoulder and say a thousand words of encouragement, saying, "At least...you are considered to have participated."
…
The consolation failed, so Baozi could only be left alone in the room to lick his wounds.
As soon as she walked out of the room, she saw that Ying Xiaoxiao had prepared a new home for Tutu.
Wearing a floral dress, Ying Xiaoxiao outlined her beautiful and hot figure. She smoothed her hair around her ears, with a sweet smile on her face. She was holding some food and feeding the little rabbit tenderly.
What a harmonious and warm picture! Ying Xiaoxiao still has a very maternal side.
But, little bear, why are you hiding so far away? Xu Jiang looked strangely at the trembling bear behind the cabinet.
The little bear usually runs away when he discovers danger, but since he came to Group 17, he seems to be often frightened by Ying Xiaoxiao.
Is it that scary? What a gentle big sister! She even held the chili pepper and fed it to the little rabbit...
Wait, you feed the pepper?
Xu Jiang rubbed his eyes and looked at the food bowl: chili, star anise, onion, ginger, spices...
These things feel like ingredients for a spicy cuisine.
Just as he was about to step forward and ask, Ying Xiaoxiao's gentle whisper came to his ears: "Little Tutu, be good, you have grown up, you must learn to pickle yourself."
Xu Jiang stopped suddenly, turned around and ran away with the little bear in his arms.
Regarding the matter of making the team leader gentler, we need to consider it in the long term.
…
Returning to his luxurious apartment, Xu Jiang lay comfortably in the bathtub and examined the harvest of this trip to the spiritual realm.
The first is the reward in the bag, which was forced on Xu Jiang by Lingyu before he left.
Based on past situations, the eight winners will each receive 5 [Frost Crystals], totaling 40.
This time, I gave all the [Frost Crystals] to Xu Jiang, and he thoughtfully tripled the number, rounding up, and gave him a total of 200 crystals. It was really hospitable.
As for the skill fruit, Xu Jiang ate one himself and gave one to Xiao Zhen. Ying Xiaoxiao and the others had already eaten it and no longer needed it. The rest were sold for money.
10 pieces were given to the uncle, 5 pieces were given to the Pang family, and the rest were handed over to Uncle Lei and Miss Third. They exchanged them for a lot of credit points and exotic crystals, which also won their praises.
Finally, let’s summarize the family assets: 50 million credit points, 8,000 heterogonal crystals, and 340 [frost crystals].
After all, he is also a billionaire!
"General, the next upgrade requires 20,000 exotic crystals."
"...Your news came so timely, I almost felt happy."
"General, if the cost is too high, you can reduce it a bit, 10,000 is enough."
Xu Jiang waved his hand and replied disdainfully:
"Forget it, I have the ability to earn 20,000, so I will never give you only 10,000. If you don't play the best in mechas, what's the difference between that and salted fish?"
"Yes, I look forward to the general playing with me as soon as possible."
"...That's not what I meant. I...well, that's pretty much what I meant."
Chapter completed!