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Chapter 3045 Strange things about pig farms

Yang Ruoqing has greeted everyone in the old Yang family. During the next period, no one is allowed to cause trouble for Yang Ruohe and Yu Jinbao. This matter can be left to her to handle.

On the first day when Yang Ruohe and Yu Jinbao hid at the pig farm, from morning to night, Yang Ruoqing and Yang Yongzhi did not bother them.

When the two of them were having dinner face to face at night, Yang Ruohe brought the food into the house and saw Yu Jinbao leaning against the window and looking out.

"What are you looking at? Come over for dinner!"

Yang Ruohe said to Yu Jinbao.

Yu Jinbao turned around and said, "He'er, do you think your third brother and that tigress will come here?"

Yang Ruohe looked at the nervousness in Yu Jinbao's eyes and couldn't help but roll his eyes.

"Looking at your potential, you're not used to them not coming, are you?" she asked.

Yu Jinbao scratched his head in embarrassment, turned around and sat down at the dining table, muttering: "I've been bullied by them for the past two days. I don't know how much excrement I drank..."

"Stop, stop, stop!" Yang Ruohe quickly raised his hand to interrupt Yu Jinbao's words.

"The food has been put on the table, why are you mentioning it? Why don't you let people eat?" She glared at him, pulled out a stool and sat down.

He took a bowl of white rice, raised his chopsticks, and pierced the bowl of braised pork in front of him with his chopsticks...

He picked a large piece of braised pork and placed it first in front of Feifei at his feet, and then he ate it for himself.

Yu Jinbao still looked behind him a little nervously, "He'er, are they really not coming tonight?"

Yang Ruohe said without raising his head: "It's no use coming here. We built this pig farm newly. The walls are so high and there's a big gate installed. Even if they come, they won't be able to get in!"

"That's true, unless they can climb over the wall, but the walls are covered with sharply-sharpened bamboo slices, which were originally used to prevent thieves." Yu Jinbao also thought about it.

Yang Ruohe's mouth was already filled with oil. Hearing this, he said, "So, it's a wise move to hide here. They can't do anything to us!"

Yu Jinbao nodded, "Then I'll be relieved!"

Picking up chopsticks, the couple started eating and drinking face to face.

Because he was in a good mood, Yu Jinbao even hugged Yang Ruohe and did that once before going to bed.

Halfway through, Yu Jinbao stopped.

"What's this?" Yang Ruohe asked somewhat unhappily.

Yu Jinbao said: "My stomach hurts and I need to go to the toilet!"

Before he finished speaking, he farted loudly.

"A noisy fart doesn't stink, a stinky fart doesn't make a sound, but your fart is noisy and smelly. It's so disgusting!" Yang Ruohe pushed Yu Jinbao out of bed.

Yu Jinbao covered his stomach with one hand, and quickly took out a piece of clothing and put it on his body with the other hand.

"He'er, don't sleep, wait for me, I'll be back in a minute and let's get on with it!"

"Quickly die and poop your stomach, there are too many things to do!" Yang Ruohe said angrily, grabbed Yu Jinbao's pillow and threw it at him, then turned over and slept with his face inward and his back facing out.

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Yu Jinbao hurriedly came to the toilet in the backyard of the pig farm. As soon as he squatted down, there was a torrent of water pouring out.

He felt so comfortable that he couldn't help but hum a little tune.

By this time, it was already night.

It is extremely quiet at the foot of the mountain. Apart from the sound of the wind outside, there are also the sounds of birds and insects in the mountains.

On a moonlit day, the moonlight is quite bright outside, but the light inside the toilet is dim.

It was quiet all around, and the piggies were all asleep. It was very quiet, so quiet that it felt a little uncomfortable.

Especially when a gust of cold wind blew into the toilet, Yu Jinbao suddenly shivered. At this moment, footsteps came from outside the toilet.

Yu Jinbao was overjoyed and hurriedly said outside: "He'er, are you here to use the toilet too?"

No one responded to him, but the footsteps still walked towards the toilet unhurriedly.

"He'er, why didn't you respond when I called you?" Yu Jinbao asked again.

This time, the footsteps that had already reached the door suddenly disappeared, and the outside became quiet again.

Yu Jinbao was surprised. Could it be that this woman was angry with him again? She was blaming him for not doing enough before?

Thinking of this, he quickly picked up his pants and got out of the toilet.

"He'er..."

The moonlight outside was cold and cold, illuminating everything around as if it were daytime.

Not to mention He'er, there wasn't even a ghost.

Ghost?

Yu Jinbao suddenly shuddered, and the hairs all over his body stood up.

He ran towards the house in the front yard and opened the door. Sure enough, he saw Yang Ruohe lying there with his face inward and his back facing out. He had already fallen asleep, and his snoring was no weaker than that of a man.

The dog named Feifei also curled up in a ball and slept at the end of the bed.

Yu Jinbao lifted up the quilt and got into the bed, curled up into a shrimp, shaking like a sieve for rice.

Yang Ruohe was woken up and said angrily: "What are you doing? Are you going to let people sleep?"

Yu Jinbao trembled and said in shock: "Ghost, there is a ghost!"

"Don't talk nonsense, I'm sleepy!" Yang Ruohe said.

"It's true, it's true..." Yu Jinbao's voice trembled even more, and his teeth and tongue were bumping against each other, making it difficult to speak.

Yang Ruohe also woke up a little, and used scolding to suppress Yu Jinbao: "Stop talking nonsense, just cover your head and sleep at night!"

Yu Jinbao was still minding his own business and said, "I was squatting there earlier and when I heard footsteps, I thought it was you. I shouted several times but no one answered me."

"When I came out and saw, there wasn't a single hair on anyone outside. I was scared to death!"

Yang Ruohe also felt cold all over and did not dare to look out the window.

"It will be fine when we come back. There are two of us and Feifei is guarding us. Ghosts don't dare to come over."

She said, extending her hand to the host, Yu Jinbao, and the couple hugged each other for warmth.

Finally fell asleep...

When Yu Jinbao slept until midnight, he woke up from the cold.

When he opened his eyes, he saw that the quilt covering him was gone, but the quilt covering Yang Ruohe was still there, but his own fell to the ground.

Yu Jinbao quickly picked up the quilt and covered it again, lay down and continued to sleep.

When I was dazed, I felt that the quilt was moving again, sliding down to the ground.

He tugged casually, pulled the quilt back to his chest, turned over and went to sleep.

The quilt began to slide down slowly again, as if someone was pulling his quilt in the direction of his feet.

After a while, the quilt slid from the chest to the waist, thighs...

Yu Jinbao sat up suddenly and saw a dark figure standing at the end of the bed, tugging at his quilt.

"Oh my god! Ghost!"

Yu Jinbao yelled and was so frightened that he threw himself into Yang Ruohe's bed, shaking all over as if he was having a cramp.

Yang Ruohe was having a sweet dream when he was suddenly woken up by the big noise. The boss was not happy.

"Why are you so angry in the middle of the night? Why don't you let anyone sleep?" Yang Ruohe sat up and asked angrily.
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