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Chapter 3600 cat catching mice is more interesting

After leaving her brothel, Yang Ruoqing returned home smoothly. On the way back, her agent's keenness told her that no one was following her.

At noon, Xiaohua's appetite was whetted by the roast duck she brought back, and sisters Xiaoduo and Xiaojie also ate with gusto.

Mrs. Sun was very happy and asked Yang Ruoqing: "Which shop did you buy it on the street? I will buy it later too. The children at home all like to eat it."

Yang Ruoqing smiled and said: "It's okay, I'll go to the street and bring it back later."

When they returned to the house to take a nap after lunch, Yang Ruoqing and Luo Fengtang asked about today's court meeting.

Luo Fengtang's expression was a little weird, as if he couldn't help laughing.

Yang Ruoqing tilted her head, becoming even more interested: "What? Come on, tell me, I want to hear it!"

Luo Fengtang said: "It's simply a farce."

"I love listening to farces the most. Come on, come on. After you finish talking, I will also tell you an interesting thing that happened to me today." She said.

Luo Fengtang nodded, sorted out his thoughts, and said, "Your Majesty has gone to the morning court today. I heard that it was strongly requested by His Highness the Crown Prince."

"The prince is trying to show his filial piety, and the courtiers all understand."

"It's just that at first, His Majesty was sitting peacefully on the Dragon Throne, not noisy or making any noise, while the Crown Prince was supervising the country."

"But after a bowl of tea, His Majesty suddenly stood up, stood next to the dragon chair and started pulling off his clothes..." he said.

"Your Majesty, are you sleepy?" Yang Ruoqing asked curiously.

Luo Fengtang shook his head, "He farted loudly in front of everyone and shouted to relieve himself..."

"Ah?" Yang Ruoqing was stunned and covered her mouth in surprise.

"What's next? Are you going to poop in the Jinluan Palace?" she asked, holding back a smile.

Luo Fengtang also couldn't laugh or cry, and said: "Fortunately, the eunuchs helped His Majesty to the edge of the palace in time. Just when they lowered the curtain and put in the toilet, before His Royal Highness the Crown Prince had time to announce his retreat, the sound of a mountain torrent came from behind the curtain.

Immediately all the civil and military officials in the court fell silent..."

"Hahaha……"

Yang Ruoqing couldn't bear it any longer. She laughed until her stomach hurt, so she held her stomach and bent over while laughing.

"Since ancient times, this is the first time I heard that the emperor had to relieve himself in the court. Hey, this is really a joke for the ages," Yang Ruoqing said.

"Then what happened next? What happened next? Did those censors want to get involved in this and that of the emperor again?" She asked again.

Luo Fengtang raised his eyebrows, "Who dares? Although most of the censors are bad guys, they are not stupid either."

"No one talks about this. We all are usually hearing and seeing, but now we are all deaf and mute," he said.

Yang Ruoqing said: "Who makes him the Ninth Five Supreme Being? But, it would be fine if His Majesty's disease can never be cured."

"If one day he recovers from his illness and thinks of this, he will definitely be embarrassed," she said.

When it came to Emperor Qi's illness, the smile on Luo Fengtang's face disappeared without a trace.

"Your Majesty's illness may not be cured for a while," he said.

"Several elders in the cabinet, as well as important ministers in the court, will probably elect the prince to the throne again. After all, a country cannot live without a king for a day!" he said.

Yang Ruoqing nodded, "Well, anyway, in the current situation, the queen is so young and has no legitimate son. There are only two princes left. The second prince has a broken leg, and the crown prince is the only one left. It is natural for him to ascend the throne.

"

"It's just that Emperor Qi can't take care of himself, so the choice of Crown Princess..." Yang Ruoqing hesitated, "I guess Queen Han can't be Qi Xingyun's master, right?"

"As for the elders in the cabinet, as well as the powerful officials in the court, it is estimated that half of them are Qi Xingyun's influence. Qi Xingyun wants to choose whoever he wants to be the crown princess, half of them agree, and the other half can't stop it," she said.

Luo Fengtang nodded, "Yes, I think so too, but this time I return to the capital, I have more opportunities to deal with His Highness the Crown Prince than before."

"I personally feel that His Royal Highness is not a willful person,"

"Even if Emperor Qi can't make the decision and Queen Han is just a decoration, he will never rely on his own preferences in the position of Crown Princess. He will weigh the pros and cons!" he said.

"Tang Yazi, let me ask you a treasonous question." Yang Ruoqing said suddenly.

"What's the problem? Just ask Qing'er," he said.

Yang Ruoqing said: "If you were in Qi Xingyun's position, would you choose the woman you like as your first wife, or would you choose the woman who is right for you and has a strong position on the throne and whose natal family is powerful?"

Luo Fengtang said without hesitation: "There is no need to answer this kind of question, because I can't be in that position..."

Yang Ruoqing held his hand and looked into his eyes, "Suppose..."

"There is no such assumption..." he interrupted her.

Yang Ruoqing said: "Can't you satisfy my curiosity? Let's make some assumptions with me!"

Luo Fengtang smiled helplessly, "Don't you still know my character?"

"With my personality, it would be impossible for me to climb to that position and have that opportunity to face that kind of choice," he added.

"I don't do this kind of hypothetical question. Now, even if you hit me, scold me, ignore me, I won't do this kind of hypothetical question, because this can never happen. I only look at reality, I only look at

You and our pair of children!"

Yang Ruoqing couldn't help but roll her eyes, this idiot who doesn't know much about style, what a stubborn ass,

I’ve already said it’s a hypothetical, so why can’t I make a romantic hypothetical question with myself? Why can’t I just say, I only love beauties but not power? Hey!

That’s all.

"By the way, Qing'er, didn't you say you had something interesting to tell me earlier? What is it?" Luo Fengtang asked.

Yang Ruoqing came back to her senses, smiled, and told Luo Fengtang in his ear that Zhuge Qing had sent two boys to follow her.

After hearing this, Luo Fengtang became furious and slapped the table next to him in anger.

"Is this Zhuge Qing tired of his life? He dares to take advantage of my wife? I think he is free. I will tell His Highness the Crown Prince that the National Guard Army is about to expand its troops and take him to the military camp!"

Luo Fengtang said, getting up and going to do it, but was pulled back by Yang Ruoqing.

"Don't worry yet, this Zhuge Qing is really not a thing," she said.

"Punish him, that's for sure, but I don't want to at the moment. I don't want you to use the power of the general to suppress this matter from top to bottom, because it will be too easy for him," she said.

Luo Fengtang frowned and said, "What do you mean, Qing'er?"

Yang Ruoqing raised a naughty smile on her lips and said, "There used to be a cat in the backyard of Lao Yang's house. When the cat caught a mouse, it didn't rush to swallow it. Instead, it wanted to play with the mouse.
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