Chapter 6754 Are you a boy peeing?
Even Yang Ruoqing felt that the surrounding temperature suddenly dropped a few degrees.
"It must be a hallucination caused by a ghost who mistakenly thought the ditch was a big river." Yang Ruoqing silently analyzed in her heart.
The spiritual realm is a mysterious and unknown realm. The power of fantasy and its consequences are far beyond everyone's understanding. It's like those ghost movies where the ghost strangles oneself, and finally through video surveillance, it is discovered that the person strangulating one's neck is...
own hands.
How do you explain this?
Therefore, this is a mysterious and unknown territory, like an abyss, do not touch it easily.
"Pissing should be useful. I've heard adults say the same thing since I was a child." Old man Zhu told Blacksmith Luo, "Otherwise, the urine of a person who has given birth to a child is useless? Does it have to be the urine of a child?"
"Child urine? Do we still have child urine here?" Blacksmith Luo asked subconsciously.
Several people have mothers-in-law, except Qing'er's subordinate.
Blacksmith Luo suddenly looked at the young man standing next to him as straight as a green pine, and narrowed his eyes as he looked up and down.
Yang Huazhong and Old Man Zhu also focused their attention on this young man.
Yang Ruoqing was stunned for a moment, then raised her hand to cover her forehead, "Oh my God, shouldn't this be a scary and solemn atmosphere? Why does she want to laugh so much?"
"Why... why are you looking at me?"
The subordinate raised his head and found that several elders in front of him were looking at him with green eyes. He was a little panicked.
"Little baby, uncle wants to ask you something!"
"Uncle, please ask."
"This question is a bit private. Come on, let's talk over there."
Blacksmith Luo held his subordinate's shoulders and walked behind the thorn bushes on the side.
Here, Yang Huazhong asked Yang Ruoqing in a low voice: "Is your subordinate getting married?"
Yang Ruoqing said: "I'm just twenty, and I haven't started a family yet."
Yang Huazhong said: "That's good, it must be child urine. We should be able to break the situation now."
Yang Ruoqing twitched her lips.
My father’s thoughts on marriage and childbearing are really conservative and traditional. Please go and find out more about getting pregnant before marriage.
Nowadays, many young people get together when they fall in love. They have lived together for three to five years before marriage. By the time they get married, the house, car, furniture and appliances are all in new packaging, but the bride is...
Well, this is not modern time after all, this is ancient times where the concept of marriage and childbearing is relatively conservative. Most men and women should have been in a mother-to-child relationship before they got married. In addition, her subordinates usually follow her as servants and are very self-disciplined in their free time.
, I probably didn’t go to places like brothels to get cheap girls, so there should be boys peeing later!
Of course, if it wasn't a boy peeing, she wouldn't blame him.
Their relationship is just that of master and subordinate. As long as the subordinate does the assigned tasks well, she will not interfere in his private life.
I had to admire that Blacksmith Luo was really good at coaxing people to urinate. After a while, there was a powerful sound of water flowing from the thorn bush.
It's a pity that Yang Huaming is not here. If he were here, he would definitely make some dirty jokes.
For example, this boy's peeing sounds smooth and powerful. He is young, has great stamina, and has a strong waist. He can pee up to three feet when the wind is against him. Unlike them at that age, they are weak in everything and can tear the upper part of their shoes with the wind.
I'm so wet. Do you think I'm depressed or not?
Soon, Blacksmith Luo came over from the thorn bush with his young subordinate in his arms.
Blacksmith Luo once again regained his previous confidence, holding his head high like a general who had just returned from a victorious battle, while the young subordinate lowered his head and turned red.
He must have been thinking in his mind that he was lucky enough to carry out the mission alone with his master. If there were other companions here, this matter would be brought to the secret guard team, and it would probably become their laughing point for a year.
Fortunately, the elders here and the master probably won't tell anyone.
"Is it done?" Yang Huazhong asked Blacksmith Luo. He glanced at the subordinate and learned that the young man was embarrassed. Yang Huazhong did not ask him directly. Even when he asked Blacksmith Luo, he asked in a very vague way.
"Well, now that it's over, let's take a walk again?" Blacksmith Luo said.
"Okay, let's go!"
This time, it was Blacksmith Luo and his young subordinates who led the way. After all, it was the boy who broke the situation just now!
However, this time, the situation is still similar to before.
Blacksmith Luo was so angry that he came out with the same irritable temper he had when he was a blacksmith and started swearing at everyone around him. He probably meant that you short-lived brats are torturing you endlessly, right?
However, there are no eggs.
"These naughty kids are really difficult to deal with. I have learned the lesson now, Lao Luo! It's useless to scold them and they can't be beaten, so they just lead us around in circles. It's really annoying!"
Blacksmith Luo stamped his feet angrily and sat on the stone next to him, not wanting to leave.
Yang Huazhong and Old Man Zhu also stopped. One of them sat on the floor next to Blacksmith Luo, and the other was bent over and panting. Except for Yang Ruoqing and his subordinates who still had physical strength, the three elders were really too tired to walk.
"This thing is really evil. Nothing works. How on earth can we get out!"
Yang Huazhong bent over and panted, looking around, extremely frustrated.
He had only heard of such rare things as ghosts breaking into walls before, and he had never seen it in half his life. Now this really big girl got on the sedan chair, and tried every possible method. Even just now he was following
He said nice things to them like he was coaxing a child, which made his mouth dry, but in his ears he could only hear the playfulness coming from far and near, and nothing else remained the same. No matter how good-tempered he was, he was irritated.
"Master, if it doesn't work, I'll try to cut the blood!"
The subordinate came to Yang Ruoqing and asked for instructions in a low voice.
Yang Ruoqing glanced at him and understood what he meant.
He was thinking that blood is something with a relatively strong evil spirit, so he might be able to break the situation.
"No matter how strong the evil spirit of blood is, can it be as strong as my Moye Sword?" she asked.
Then he lightly tapped the ancient sword on his waist. The ancient sword seemed to be sleeping without any reaction.
The subordinate was stunned for a moment.
He had heard about the legend of Moye Sword in the secret guard team, and he had seen the power of Moye Sword with his own eyes.
At this moment, the Moye Sword did not react at all, which was really strange.
"To put it bluntly, we are now trapped in an illusion, just like a dream, but this is not our dream, it is the dream created by those things for us. In their dreams, we can only follow their scripts
When it comes to acting, which way to go depends on their settings. If you are in your own dream, you will wake up after peeing, but if you are trapped in someone else's dream, you will not be able to pee. "
"Master, do we have to wait for dawn?"
"Didn't Uncle Zhu say that before? The bearded mother was trapped in the black mist in broad daylight. If we don't break this situation, there will be no way to do it until dawn."
Chapter completed!