"This bastard took off his pants when he saw a girl for the first time and showed her buttocks. It scared people. Isn't this a gangster?"

"What?" This was the second time Yang Ruoqing covered her mouth. Please forgive me for being really shocked.

"Brother, what are you doing? Is your butt itchy and you want to scratch it? You can bear it anyway!" she said.

Yang Yongqing frowned and said with an irritated look: "Don't listen to my nonsense, I'm not that vulgar."

"You are not vulgar? Then why did you take off your pants in front of Liu E?" Lao Yangtou asked unwillingly.

Yang Yongqing was about to cry but had no tears: "If I said that I didn't take off my pants at all, but I accidentally split my pants and tore them, would you believe me?"

"do the splits?"

Yang Ruoqing caught this keyword and looked at Yang Yongqing again.

When did my little cousin still have this ability?

"You're so good, why are you doing the splits?" At this time, the matchmaker Liu on the side finally couldn't help but asked loudly.

"My second sister-in-law and I went to the kitchen to cook. I asked you to take Liu E around the room where my husband teaches. You just walked around. Why did you do the splits? You even tore your pants. Why didn't you say you tore the balls?"

Yang Yongqing looked at Ms. Liu with a depressed look and shrugged: "My pants are torn and my balls are torn, otherwise I wouldn't ask her to help me."

Mr. Liu was stunned.

At that time, she and her second sister-in-law took out the ingredients they brought from home and were about to borrow the kitchen in the school to have a special lunch. However, before they started cutting the vegetables, Liu E ran into the kitchen in panic.

At that time, I told my second sister-in-law that I wanted to go down the mountain and go home, so we were no longer close to each other.

They asked Liu E what was going on, but Liu E refused to tell them the details. After holding it in for a long time, she finally said, "Yang Yongqing is not serious!"

Then, when it was time to go down the mountain, the second sister-in-law had no choice but to accompany Liu E down the mountain in advance to find her second brother and return to Liujiacun.

When Liu went to one of the classrooms to find Yang Yongqing, he found Yang Yongqing hiding behind the podium.

She rushed over and grabbed him to stand up, only to find that he was actually wearing a pair of red pants underneath!

There was a slit in the middle of the red pants, revealing the white buttocks. Because of sitting at the card table and playing cards for a long time, there was a layer of rough calluses on the exposed buttocks.

Mrs. Liu's eyes were stung at that moment. She slapped Yang Yongqing on the spot, covered her eyes and ran out of the class...

"Brother, please be more serious!" Yang Ruoqing was completely speechless at the shocking words of Liu and Yang Yongqing.

"Okay, why did you do the splits for Liu E? Did you accidentally slip?" she asked again.

The floor of the classroom is made of bluestone. On continuous rainy days, the bluestone will inevitably become a little slippery. In addition, the soles of his shoes should also be stained with muddy water, so it is possible for him to slip accidentally...

"If you didn't slip, how could I, a great old man, not be able to walk steadily?"

Yang Yongqing said, "I thought she was too shy. She didn't say a word. When I asked her something, she would just hum like a mosquito."

"I saw that the atmosphere was too dull, and I was afraid of embarrassing her, so I thought of showing her some talents to make her happy, and at the same time, it would also add some color to myself!"

"So you chose to do the splits to express yourself, right?" Upon hearing this, Yang Ruoqing asked while holding back her laughter.

Yang Yongqing nodded depressedly, "I didn't expect that I used too much force, and my balls were torn at that time. It hurt so much that I couldn't get up!"

Yang Ruoqing had already suppressed her laughter until her belly started to hurt.

"Brother, if you want to make her happy, you can tell some interesting jokes!"

"Talk about jokes? It's better to stop talking about it. I heard all my jokes from Heitang's grocery store."

His words left the whole room speechless.

The general store of the Heitang family is a mixed bag. In such a big village, there are always a dozen or so idle people who like to gather there.

The biggest fun for those men when they get together is to play cards and tell dirty jokes. If they meet someone's young daughter-in-law going shopping, they will tease her with words, causing those young wives to run away with red faces.

"Well, then you should do the splits!" Yang Ruoqing changed her mind.

When the joke was told, it would probably have an even greater impact on Liu E.

Over there, Old Yangtou was so angry that he kept touching his heart.

Yang Huazhong was also dumbfounded and didn't know how to interrupt.

Yang Ruoqing also felt that she needed to slow down, so she handed the 'microphone' to Ms. Liu and asked her to continue asking.

Mrs. Liu took a deep breath and stared at Yang Yongqing gloomily: "Okay, if you say you did the splits and pulled the balls and couldn't get up, then why did Liu E scare you away later? And you said you were not serious?"

"If it was just a split, there is no way this girl would say that! Tell me honestly what you did to her later!"

Yang Yongqing scratched his head and almost shed a handful of hair from his bed with worry.

"Fourth Aunt, you don't have that thing, so you don't know the kind of pain. I was lying on the ground and felt like my body was being torn in half. I almost fainted from my eyes."

"I called her to come over and give me a hand, and she came too. Half of my body was stiff at the time, and I overestimated her hand strength. When I was halfway up, she couldn't resist me, and I was completely crushed.

It's gone to her."

"And her hand was holding my butt firmly. Damn it, I didn't expect that my pants were not up to par. From the bottom of the pants to the bottom of the pants, everything was torn apart. What should be seen should not be seen.

Yeah, she saw it all..."

Not only did he see it, he also touched it. In real terms, he was the one who suffered the loss!

Yang Yongqing felt that he was even more wronged than Dou E, but this injustice was so devastating that no one would stand on his side.

On the contrary, when everyone heard about this incident, they all condemned him with one voice.

And that Liu E actually said that to him, saying that he was an 'irregular person' and that his grandma was a bitch. It's rare for me to be serious and enthusiastic, and I want to be serious!

"Then when I went to find you later, why did you even take off your pants? What were you doing hiding there and sneaking around?" Ms. Liu asked again.

Yang Yongqing shook his head, "What else can I do? I'm thinking that you are all still outside and we have to eat together and go down the mountain together later. I'll take it off and see if I can think of some way to mend it."

"Because I found needlework in the drawer of the class room. I guess it was left by my husband. I haven't even started sewing yet, so Fourth Aunt, you came here to find it."

"Fourth Aunt, you scolded me indiscriminately and slapped me. I am so unlucky on this blind date!"

After the misunderstanding was cleared, Mrs. Liu was also dumbfounded, "Ah? It took us a long time, but we misunderstood you?"

Yang Yongqing rolled his eyes and did not answer Liu's question. He raised his index finger and pointed at the roof and gritted his teeth and said, "I, Yang Yongqing, leave my words here. I will never go on a blind date again. Whoever pulls the red string for me will be with whomever I want."
Chapter completed!