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Chapter 7828 fart storm

Everyone was 'disgusting' Yang Yongqing and was very happy to do so. The hall was filled with a long-lost warmth.

"puff!"

I don't know who it was, and fart loudly again, like a piece of silk being torn from the middle, crisp and loud.

"Mistress, if you see me unhappy, please scold me hard. Why do you want to blast me with farts? That's too harsh!"

Yang Yongqing covered his nose and jumped to the side, crying like a ghost.

Although the reactions of the others were not as exaggerated as Yang Yongqing's, their expressions clearly believed that Tan had farted again.

Tan's face turned red, half out of embarrassment and half out of anger.

"What are you thinking? I didn't fart this fart!" She was so excited that her lips were trembling, and her words were awkward.

"But the fart was clearly coming from your direction, mother!" Yang Huaming said with certainty, holding his ears in shock.

Mrs. Tan gritted her teeth in anger, turned around and looked around, then pointed at Ms. Liu who was closest to her: "She did it!"

Mrs. Liu raised her hands, her face full of innocence, but for the first time, she had no excuse.

Not only did he have no excuse, he even sighed helplessly and said: "Okay, I did it, it was all me. Don't question the old lady, it's all on me, okay?"

Mrs. Tan was so angry that she slapped the table, "What's going on with you, Fourth Brother? It was obviously you who farted just now. Just admit it. Why do you have to be so apologetic, as if you are taking the blame for me!"

Ms. Liu laughed along and said, "No, no, no, I'm not taking the blame for my mother. It was really me who did it. It has nothing to do with my mother!"

Mrs. Liu winked at everyone as she spoke, especially when facing Yang Huaming and Yang Yongqing, as if she wanted them not to pursue the matter.

This time, Yang Huaming and Yang Yongqing were further convinced that the fart was caused by Tan!

"According to her temperament, if she really let it go, she wouldn't even admit it after being beaten to death!" Yang Huaming touched his chin, looking thoughtful.

"The fact that she admitted it so readily shows that she has no evil intentions, so this fart should not have been caused by her," he added.

Tan grabbed a handful of melon seeds in front of him and pointed them at Edogawa@Hua Ming@Yang who was still immersed in reasoning.

Yang Huaming jumped up, pulled up the hem of his clothes and shook the melon seeds on his body to the ground.

"Mom, what are you doing? I'm just talking. Even if you fart, it doesn't matter. As for..."

Mrs. Tan said in a sharp voice: "I told you that I wasn't the one who played it! Are you deaf?"

Old Yang knocked on the tobacco pole in his hand and said in a nonchalant manner: "Why didn't you fart? You've loved farting all your life, and you've often farted in bed before!"

Well, Lao Yang’s stab was so cruel that it made Mr. Tan go crazy.

"Okay, I did it. I did it all. Don't call me at such gatherings in the future!"

Mr. Tan slammed the table and stood up, angrily heading towards the door of the hall.

Sun quickly chased after him. Except for Lao Yangtou, everyone else stood up. Even Yang Huazhong moved a few steps with his crutches.

"Fourth brother, what are you still doing? Why don't you go and apologize to your mother quickly?" Yang Huazhong quickly scolded Yang Huaming.

Yang Huaming looked innocent: "Third brother, I didn't do anything wrong? The last knife was stabbed by our father..."

Old Yangtou's face darkened, "You are trying to burn bridges by crossing the river? I'm here to help you. Besides, I'm also telling the truth..."

Yang Huazhong couldn't listen anymore and said with a serious face: "Okay dad, fourth brother, don't worry about this matter anymore. Why don't you just fart? What a big deal? Why are everyone so noisy while talking?

It’s on!”

"If you don't go, I'll go alone!"

Yang Huazhong also followed out with a cane.

Old Yangtou and Yang Huaming were left in the room, looking at each other.

Yang Ruoqing snapped her fingers to Yang Yongqing and said, "Brother, come here and deliver milk back with me."

Yang Yongqing didn't want to go, and Yang Ruoqing stared.

Yang Yongqing immediately gave in. He couldn't afford to offend this cousin.

In the courtyard, Mrs. Sun and Yang Huazhong were there to persuade Mrs. Tan, while Mrs. Liu stood not far away and watched secretly, not daring to come forward.

Seeing Yang Ruoqing coming, Mrs. Liu hurriedly greeted her: "Qing'er..."

Yang Ruoqing directly raised her hand to interrupt Mrs. Liu, "Fourth Aunt, you'd better not say anything at this moment and go back to the house to stay!"

"oh!"

Mrs. Liu turned back three times at a time and reluctantly returned to the main room.

Yang Ruoqing came to Tan again. Under the moonlight, Tan's face was full of anger.

Sun's words of advice came over and over again:

"Mom, don't be angry. That's how Lao Si and Dad talk. They don't mean any harm."

"Mom, please calm down. We are a family. We don't have to get angry over such trivial matters. It will hurt your liver..."

"..."

Yang Ruoqing secretly shook her head. These words of comfort really did not reach the point.

What does Tan need most right now?

Are these feeble words of advice?

no!

What Tan wants is trust and support.

And Yang Huazhong’s advice was even more hilarious.

"Mom, it's really nothing. It's just a fart. Who among us doesn't fart? I even farted a lot while eating tonight."

"I was lying in bed a while ago. I drank medicine and hurt my stomach. I had to fart so many times every day. I'm fine now!"

Tan's resentful eyes wandered back and forth on the two people in front of him. He opened his mouth several times and swallowed back the words that came to his lips.

Yang Ruoqing couldn't stand listening anymore and came over to Yang Huazhong and Sun and said, "Father, mother, you go back to the house, my little cousin and I will bring the milk back."

"Qing'er, it's inconvenient for you this night," said Sun.

Yang Ruoqing smiled: "Then I will send you to the pond, but not to the pond, let my little cousin take you the rest of the way."

Yang Yongqing nodded aside.

This was still okay. Sun and Yang Huazhong let go of Tan's arm and handed it to Yang Ruoqing.

Why did they let go so happily? It was because Yang Ruoqing quietly gave them a look.

So they knew Yang Ruoqing had a way to make Tan happy.

Yang Ruoqing helped Tan out of the courtyard and walked slowly towards the pond at the entrance of the village. Yang Yongqing lagged behind the two of them five or six steps behind.

On the way, Tan, like a child who had been greatly wronged, hummed and said to Yang Ruoqing: "What I said before was not a joke. In the future, on occasions like this, please don't call me here again. My father

If I don’t want to come back, it’s just a run on me and it’s embarrassing!”

Yang Ruoqing smiled and shook her head: "Miscellaneous, there is nothing to be ashamed of. We are all a family. As a family, we laugh and joke together without any malice."

Mrs. Tan turned her face to one side and remained silent.

Yang Ruoqing added: "The fart in the back was from the fourth aunt, not from the breast. I believe in the breast."

Mrs. Tan suddenly turned around and looked at Yang Ruoqing in surprise, her breathing quickening.

"Do you really believe me? Are you trying to trick me?"
Chapter completed!
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