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Chapter 9832 full of farts

Mrs. Liu immediately rolled up her sleeves and started to fight with Yang Huaming.

Not to be outdone, Yang Huaming stood up and prepared to fight.

Yang Huazhong sighed and stood between the two of them, "What are you doing? My daughter-in-law is about to come in, and the parents-in-law are always arguing. They are not stable at all!"

Yang Huaming pointed at Mrs. Liu and said angrily to Yang Huazhong: "She was the one who deliberately mocked me first. Why do I snore while sleeping? Isn't it natural for gentlemen to snore?"

Mrs. Liu also jumped up and responded: "What's wrong with me farting? Sweating, farting and sneezing are the three treasures of the human body. Can you guarantee that you will never fart in your life?"

Yang Huaming responded: "I fart too, but I don't fart as much as you do. Unlike you, you are full of farts!"

Mrs. Liu blushed and risked her life, "Yes, yes, yes, I fart a lot, and my stomach is full of farts, so what?"

"I just like to fart. I can fart whenever I want. Do you care?"

"I'm not afraid to tell you that the person on the boat who farts a lot is me, how about that?"

"What?" Yang Huaming was stunned, his eyes almost bulged out of his sockets, and he stood stiffly, only his lips were still trembling.

"No wonder, let me tell you, what kind of bastard can let out such a long string of stinky farts? It almost smoked me to death!"

"It was you who did this for a long time. If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be seasick. You should take care of me for seasickness. You still blame me for not being seasick and fart without telling me. You are a black-hearted woman. You are the most vicious."

A woman’s heart!”

The more Yang Huaming talked, the more excited he became, and his finger almost poked Mr. Liu's face.

Mrs. Liu was still very angry at first, but now seeing Yang Huaming's reaction, Mrs. Liu suddenly stopped being angry and even felt proud.

"Hey, it's me, how about you, can you still eat me?"

"you you……"

Yang Huaming was so angry that his heart hurt, and he covered his heart and fell back on the stool.

Yang Huazhong and Sun also couldn't laugh or cry about this, and were speechless.

Even Yang Ruoqing couldn't stand listening anymore and said to Mrs. Liu: "Fourth Aunt, please stop saying a few words. Spare my Fourth Uncle and spare us, okay?"

Ms. Liu was still smiling proudly, as if she had won a battle!

Fortunately, she gave Yang Ruoqing some face and did not dwell on this topic again.

"Fourth brother, are you okay?" Yang Huazhong still cared about his biological brother. He walked up to Yang Huaming, leaned down and asked softly.

Yang Huaming opened his eyes, shook his head, and said in a weak voice: "I'm fine..."

"If you have something to say, you have to tell it. You can't hide it." Yang Huazhong said again.

Yang Huaming nodded and smiled at Yang Huazhong.

And here, Sun and Yang Ruoqing also went to see Liu, and they just kept looking at her, looking hard.

Seeing Ms. Liu's arrogance, she couldn't feel proud anymore. Then, Ms. Liu couldn't help but look in Yang Huaming's direction.

He glanced at it, then looked at it again.

Every time she glanced at him, the worry in her eyes grew. In the end, she couldn't help it any more. She came to Yang Huaming, put a hand on Yang Huaming's shoulder, tilted her head, and looked Yang Huaming up and down.

"So, what's going on? If not, I'll find a doctor for you?"

Yang Huaming shook his head, "I don't want to see a doctor."

She hesitated, then slowly leaned down and asked, "Then...can I rub it for you?"

Yang Huaming glanced at her in surprise.

Before he could express his position, she quickly stepped back and straightened up: "Forget it, I'll stop rubbing it. With my strength, I'll send you away!"

Yang Huaming:……

Ms. Liu waved her hand and said, "I think I'd better go get you something to eat. I'll go to the Sun's meat shed to see if there's any leftover pork for sale. I'll give you a snack at noon..."

Mrs. Liu put down these words and walked away like a gust of wind. She couldn't even call back.

Mrs. Sun was very surprised and said: "Are you going back to burn it at noon? Just eat at my house and then go back to burn it at night!"

Yang Huaming said: "Thank you third sister-in-law for your kindness. Since it is rare for that woman to have a conscience and she plans to burn it herself, let her go!"

As a result, as soon as Yang Huaming finished speaking, he saw Mrs. Liu leaving and returning.

"Fourth Aunt, why are you back so soon? You even said you were going to the meat shed. I'm afraid you didn't even get out of the yard, right?"

When Yang Ruoqing saw Mrs. Liu's glowing eyes, she immediately guessed it.

Sure enough, Mrs. Liu chuckled: "I just heard that your mother left us here for lunch and didn't go to the meat shed. I'm a little tired now. I won't mess around at lunch. I'll just deal with this at noon!"

"

Everyone fainted!

At noon, Mrs. Sun picked up half a basket of potatoes and soaked them, then took out four ribs and chopped them into pieces. Then she grabbed a large handful of dried beans from under the eaves and soaked them.

She planned to cook a pot of pork ribs, braised potatoes and dried beans in a large pot at noon.

When the time comes, knead eight ounces of cornmeal and make pot cakes against the pot, dipping them in the soup to make them fragrant.

In addition to these, Mr. Sun also cooked a large bowl of braised fish.

Crucian carp, spicy yellow tench, and half a catty of river shrimps, with some ginger, garlic, chili peppers, etc., stewed in one pot, it is fragrant and spicy, and it is a great addition to rice.

In addition, Mrs. Sun also scooped out a large bowl of glutinous rice flour and made a bowl of sweet glutinous rice balls.

Mrs. Liu didn't go anywhere. She sat down at the mouth of the stove and buried her head to help Mrs. Sun stuff firewood.

Brothers Yang Huazhong and Yang Huaming went to the old house to pick up Lao Yangtou and Mrs. Tan. Later, they all had dinner together, and at the dinner table, they also told the old couple about Kang Xiaozi's marriage arrangements.

"Third sister-in-law, this dish is so fragrant. I'm going to cry out. I'm so hungry!" Mr. Liu buried her head in the firewood and raised her head from time to time to look at the steam rising from the pot. It was so fragrant!

Amid the smoke and fire, Ms. Sun waved the spatula in her hand swiftly, with a gentle smile on her face.

"You must have eaten a lot of good food at San Yatou's house this time. Why are you still so greedy? What I'm cooking are all home-cooked dishes!" Mrs. Sun said.

Mrs. Liu shook her head like a rattle, "Third sister-in-law, what you said is wrong. Although San Yatou's family is a servant who cooks rice and can cook it in many ways, I don't know what's going on. Our mouth and stomach are so weak

, what I like the most is the local food here!”

"It's spicy and fragrant. After eating, I scoop up the rice from the pot and soak it in rice soup. I put a chopstick into the mustard pickles grown in my own land and stir it up. Ouch, I have a real sister-in-law.

, it’s so delicious that it’s as good as the gods!”

Mrs. Sun was not very hungry at first, but after hearing Mrs. Liu's description... Mrs. Sun also felt her stomach was empty, and she couldn't help but speed up the cooking.

Dinner time has finally arrived.

Yang Ruoqing also came with Blacksmith Luo and Wang Cuilian.

There's nothing I can do about it. With two children, why don't the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law accompany them everywhere?

As for Blacksmith Luo, Yang Huazhong definitely wanted to invite him over for a drink, and Old Suntou from the Sun family across the street, who was Yang Huazhong's father-in-law, wanted to invite him even more.
Chapter completed!
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