Chapter 1375 The ghost who is good at beautifying himself
The ancestor sneered, it was indeed a foreign ghost.
Ji Chang looked through the book of life and death and found that he was indeed a foreigner, but settled in the Dragon Kingdom.
He died before he could go back.
Su Bao looked at the shit-eater with disgust and said, "Why is the language of our country called Dragon Country dirty? Doesn't the language of your country not have the word shit? There is no distinction between high and low language."
"And we have so many beautiful and profound words, but you don't pick the clean ones yourself, you insist on picking the shit. Who can blame you?"
Su Jinyu nodded: "Yes, they said our writing is dirty. If it is dirty, why did your writing steal our Chinese characters?"
The shit-eater was speechless, but pursed his lips tightly, looking very dissatisfied.
The ancestor continued to ask: "Where did he come from and how did he die? Hurry up, I have no patience!"
The shit-eating ghost secretly said in his heart: The King of Hell of the Dragon Kingdom is really ungrateful.
However, he still said it very respectfully and politely: "The little one is originally from Fushe Country. He came to Long Country to work and has stayed in Long Country ever since."
"My mother is from the Dragon Country, and my father is from the Fushe Country. Speaking of which, I am also half a Dragon Country person..."
Although he despises and is angry with Lord Yama and his family in his heart, the shit-eater still tries his best to build relationships - the people of the Dragon Kingdom are the best at relationships, so just let him live in the end!
He didn't feel there was anything wrong with his behavior at all, it was just a compromise.
Su Bao curled his lips and said nothing.
The shit-eating ghost continued: "I used to work in the city, but for some reasons, I resigned and returned to my mother's country..."
Ji Chang didn't raise his eyebrows and exposed it mercilessly: "Because I was caught secretly taking photos that were not authorized and sending core business secrets back to the country, I fled to the countryside."
Su Bao scorned: "So that's it. He really likes to beautify himself."
A trace of embarrassment and embarrassment appeared on the shit-eater's face, but he quickly nodded with a smile: "Yes, yes, no one is willing to show their stains to others..."
Su Bao continued to curl his lips and said nothing.
The shit-eater continued: "After returning to my mother's countryside, I lived with my mother."
Her mother always wanted to ask her father to pick her up, but she was not very peaceful in the countryside. The shit-eater felt that his mother was a woman who coveted his father.
Of course, these shit-eaters didn't say that in essence he looked down on women from the Dragon Kingdom and looked down on his mother.
"I started to learn to grow rice and farm in the countryside." Shit-Eater said, "After ten years of this, I became good at farming and fell in love with the peaceful life in the countryside."
"As the saying goes, sowing beans at the foot of Nanshan..."
He wanted to express that he was diligent, hard-working, and liked a pastoral and quiet life, and was as noble as Tao Yuanming.
But Ji Chang exposed it mercilessly: "I have been dormant for ten years, hiding in the countryside, just to find opportunities to continue stealing the foundation of our country."
Shit-eater: "..."
Su Bao sneered: "At the foot of the southern mountain where you plant beans, the grass is full of bean sprouts and the seedlings are sparse. It means you didn't plant them well. The road is narrow and the grass and trees are long, and the evening dew stains my clothes. It's not a pity to stain my clothes, but my wish is true——
Tao Yuanming did not sow beans well but did not care. He retired to the mountains and forests and pursued a plain and pure life. But if you did not sow beans well, what is your wish if your wish is fulfilled?"
The shit-eating ghost was speechless. According to the literal meaning, he felt that the child did not study well in cultural classes. He was growing rice, not beans.
Su Bao said directly: "Stop talking so much. No matter how much you talk, I can't beautify your words and deeds. You should just tell me how you became a shit-eater, right?"
Su Jinyu added: "I heard that your country has an industry that raises beautiful girls. They have very strict eating habits and are not allowed to eat randomly...and finally take their shit for guests to eat?"
The more I talked about it, the more I felt that the afternoon tea on the table no longer smelled good.
Why.
The mother and daughter looked at the small cake in their hands, feeling bored...
For the first time, Su Bao felt that the cake was not delicious, so he had to put it down.
The shit-eating ghost pursed his lips and couldn't help but think of the cause of his death. The more he thought about it, the more frustrated he became.
If he dies of his great ambitions and ideals, it would not be a pity for a man to die!
It's just that I feel aggrieved to die doing trivial things in the countryside.
"I have lived in the country for ten years and gradually became familiar with living in the village. My mother is getting old and has lost hope that my father will not take her back to China."
"So she started to become interested in some things in the village, and she often liked to quarrel with others."
The shit-eating ghost also got along well in the village, especially with the village bully. The two of them almost hated each other so late.
Su Bao: "Huh? Why did you suddenly talk about the village bully?"
The shit-eating ghost said to himself: "In the beginning, he made trouble for me about farming. I beat him back. Unexpectedly, he beat me even harder. It is said that we don't know each other without fighting. From then on, we have cherished each other..."
Ji Chang flipped through the book and continued to expose it mercilessly: "He was beaten so hard that his ribs were broken and he lay in bed for a month. He was afraid of being beaten."
From then on, I started to admire Qiang. When I saw the village boss nodding and bowing, there was no sympathy for each other.
Chapter completed!