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Chapter 348 The uncle who likes to make jokes

The uncle with the evil ghost on his head saw everyone looking at him, and even more so to show off his sense of humor, he continued with a smile:

"Plug it clean, put it on an iron skewer and grill it over the fire, then brush it with some cumin, use oil... Tsk, it tastes amazing!"

While he was talking, he was slobbering and pretending to scare Xiao Wu.

Others were teasing the parrot, and he also wanted to scare the parrot and see how it would react.

Xiao Wu was petrified.

Xiaowu is indeed a little different from other parrots. Its IQ is at least equal to that of a seven or eight-year-old child, so it can understand.

Just imagine, a person suddenly comes up to you and tells you that your child is really smart, and it will be delicious when roasted on the fire and sprinkled with cumin...Are you creeped out?

Xiao Wuga screamed and got into Su Bao's lapel.

When the uncle saw this scene, he immediately felt funny and laughed.

Mrs. Su was a little angry and said coldly: "What nonsense are you talking about? Do you want me to put you on the stove to bake?"

The uncle said with a smile: "Oh, it's just a joke, don't take it so seriously."

Mrs. Su looked at him coldly with a straight face, "Apologise!"

In Mrs. Su's eyes, Xiao Wu is more than just a bird. After getting along day by day, he has developed feelings for her and is already a member of the Su family.

Suddenly someone told it to bake it... no matter what, it was offensive.

The uncle suddenly felt bored and muttered: "I really can't take a joke, it's just a bird. I only like it so I am teasing it."

Su Bao looked away from the evil ghost and frowned: "Uncle, it's wrong for you to do this! This is not a joke, this is offensive."

Su Hewen said angrily: "Apologise!"

Su Hewen looked at him coldly and said in a voice that was a bit like Mr. Su's, as cold as ice: "Uncle Nie, give him a good beating."

Mrs. Su took Uncle Nie and two bodyguards with her when she went out today. At this moment, three grown men immediately stood up and rolled up their sleeves.

The middle-aged uncle was startled, and everyone hurriedly stopped the fight: "Oh, it's not that big of a deal, it's just that you're a bit off on your words, don't do anything!"

Su Hewen said coldly: "What action? We were just joking with him."

Middle-aged uncle: "..."

Seeing the two bodyguards approaching, the uncle suddenly couldn't get off the stage, so he had to hold back a sentence: "I apologize, hey, isn't it okay to apologize... I'm sorry!"

After saying that, he left first, muttering as he walked: "Who are you, you are just making a joke and you want to hit someone."

It's just a bird, isn't it?

Seeing that the uncle was about to leave, Su Bao quickly looked at his master.

Ji Chang said: "Don't worry, you can't run away."

Now that she's caught him, there's no way he can run away.

...except for the crybaby at the beginning.

The crybaby became an obstacle in Ji Chang's heart. He couldn't find it after so long. Thinking of this, Ji Chang finally flew out a dark light and marked the evil ghost in front of him.

Su Yishen changed clothes and came down, saying: "Let's go!"

Although Mrs. Su felt uncomfortable in her heart, she could only do this.

This kind of thing will never call the police and cause others to run away, but nothing can be done.

"Let's go!" She held Su Bao's hand and touched Xiao Wu, who had half of his head sticking out: "Okay, that man was beaten away by us. No one will dare to roast you while grandma is here."

Su Hewen was aggrieved: "That's right, whoever wants to roast our Xiao Wu, we roast him first!"

Su Zixi: "What is the test?"

Everyone: "..."

Su Yishen took a few people to the cafeteria. There were indeed many people in the cafeteria. Fortunately, it was not the peak period yet, so just wait in line for a while.

He asked Mrs. Su to sit down, and then went to line up with a few little carrot heads.

Su Bao grabbed a plate: "Wuhu~ Queue up!"

I learned this from Hanhan.

Su Yishen twitched the corner of his mouth and picked up Su Bao. Now Su Bao could see what food was in the window in front.

Seeing this, tears of emotion flowed from the corners of my mouth.

"I want big chicken legs, I want sweet and sour pork ribs, I want fried eggs, I want fried shrimps and peppers!"

Su Yishen's eyes were full of smiles: "Can you eat so much?"

Su Bao touched his belly and confirmed: "Okay!"

Su Yishen asked again: "The fried chili peppers with dried shrimps are spicy. Can you eat spicy food?"

Su Bao nodded affirmatively: "I can do it!"

Xiao Wu tilted his head and couldn't help but said: "I'm fine, let me go!"

Su Yishen's colleagues passed by and greeted each other with smiles: "Hey, Doctor Su, is your daughter?"

"You kid, when did you secretly give birth to such a big daughter? Come and hold her!"

"Ignore this weird guy, come give me a hug!"

Everyone was laughing and joking while lining up.

Su He, who was queuing up behind, asked Su He and heard Su Zixi: Stare——

I'm unhappy that so many people are trying to steal my sister.

**

the other side.

The middle-aged uncle with the evil spirit on his head followed his family to visit a relative who was hospitalized for surgery.

That relative had coronary heart disease and blood clots due to untreated high blood pressure all year round, and almost died. Fortunately, he saved his life.

In the ward.

During routine ward rounds, the doctor warned: "You can be discharged from the hospital today. Please pay attention to your family members. The patient not only has hypertension and coronary heart disease, but also has diabetes. You should pay attention to light diet, low sugar and low fat. Bananas, oranges, watermelons and grapes are too sweet."

If you cannot eat something, or eat less, it is best not to eat it. You can eat fruits that are not very sweet, such as cucumbers and other vegetables and fruits.”

The patient's daughter nodded quickly, and then carefully wrote down a page full of notes.

The other children were busy dealing with discharge matters.

At this time, relatives came to visit, bringing a basket of fruits. Everyone expressed greetings and concerns, and talked about what can and cannot be eaten. You need to be careful about this.

The patient was about to be discharged from the hospital, and his mood improved a lot. He happily said that his daughter was taking care of him, and said as if "complaining": "She won't let me eat this or that."

The uncle suddenly sneered and said loudly: "Uncle Wu, I tell you, there is nothing you can't eat! How can you feel better if you don't eat? Don't listen to the doctor, your daughter is the same. If you don't give dad anything to eat, you won't do it at all.

Filial piety! Is there any daughter who behaves like this?"

Everyone: "..."

The patient's daughter endured it and said, "Cousin-in-law, that's not what you said. My dad's current physical condition means he can't eat high-sugar foods. It's not that I'm unfilial, and it's not that I don't give it to my dad."

The uncle looked indifferent: "If there is no such statement, how can we not give it to others? These doctors are most afraid of trouble. They simply tell you not to eat this or that, but in fact it will be fine."

While talking, he was joking with the old man sitting on the hospital bed: "Uncle Wu is discharged from the hospital. I will have a drink with you to celebrate when I get back later!"

The patient's daughter was speechless.

If you ask a patient who has just been discharged from the hospital to drink, you may not be sick.

She said: "The doctor said you can't smoke or drink. This is absolutely prohibited! Cousin-in-law, please don't cause trouble!"

Unexpectedly, the uncle waved his hand and said: "What do you know? Which man doesn't smoke and drink? Smoking and drinking can lead to a long life! You are just not willing to buy good cigarettes and alcohol for your father."
Chapter completed!
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