After catching the crybaby, Su Bao has been thinking about being a professional crybaby.

In the past, I could earn two to three hundred thousand a year, although this is inseparable from the special ability of the crybaby...

But, there are really hundreds of millions of heartbeats~

I wonder how much money the Crying Man can make now?

Su Bao asked as he thought of it. He raised his head and asked, "Uncle, how much does it cost to hire a mourner now?"

Su Yichen answered all questions and quickly glanced at the information he found: "In Beijing, the price of a more professional one is five thousand. People with good family conditions still need mourners to decorate the facade in front of the funeral parlor. This kind of more expensive

It’s more expensive, including one-stop wake service, which costs about 50,000 yuan for a team.”

Su Bao's eyes widened, wow!

"How many people are in a team?"

Su Yichen: "Usually three to five people, depending on word of mouth. Some people also provide ghost sending services, which roughly means sending ghosts through Jinji Ridge and Evil Dog Ridge, plus an additional 50,000."

Su Bao suddenly felt that she could do it.

She can also send people directly to the Palace of Hell!

"I can be a team! Auntie Crybaby is responsible for crying, Auntie Playboy is responsible for negotiating business, Uncle Uncle Ghost and Brother Pan are responsible for being leaders, and I am responsible for sending people to the Palace of Hell..." Su Bao said excitedly.

So professional, charging 100,000 yuan is not too much, right?

"Ghosts can just use candies if they need them. A pack of candies costs fifty yuan..."

Su Bao stretched out his fingers and counted randomly: "Brother, how much money can I make from a trip?"

Su Hewen didn't expect that there was so much knowledge in it, and said blankly: "Except for the incense, paper money, props and so on... I will earn at least 99,000 in one tear."

I really made 99,000 in tears.

The two children's eyes were shining brightly, and their mood suddenly became high:

Su He asked: "Sister, take me there and I will help you settle the accounts. I won't charge you any money! I won't share the money with you either. I just like to count the money!"

Su Bao: "Brother, let me go every weekend. How much money can I make?"

Su He asked: "If we do two games in one weekend, we will make a net profit of 198,000 per week...that is 792,000 per month. This is a net profit, zero risk and zero investment!"

"There are about 52 or 53 weekends in a year, which means if we work harder, we can earn at least 10.296 million a year!"

"This does not include the winter and summer vacations. We have time during the winter and summer vacations. The total number of winter and summer vacations is about 90 days. One game per day, which is an extra 8.91 million."

"The total is more than 19 million..."

Rounded up, it equals twenty million.

Earn 20 million a year, which kid can do it?

If we develop a side business, selling talismans, looking at Feng Shui, choosing tombs, etc., it won’t be 50 million!

"Ghosts and ghosts don't need to rest during the night vigil. Sister, it only takes ten minutes for you to send the spirit...collect a few more ghosts...if you can catch four shows in a weekend, plus perform rituals, sell talismans and choose a tomb...wow

, easily 100 million."

"When the industry matures, we can also develop chain branches. Let's develop one branch in the first year and let my brother manage it for you without giving him any money! This will make 200 million..."

"We don't have to rush the matter of sending souls. We only need the salesperson to get the customer's birth date and time of death... Then sister, you can send souls once a week..."

"If you think about it this way, if you expand the scale, recruit ten teams, and five ghosts per team... it is not a problem to make one billion a year!"

Su Bao: "Wow - I feel more motivated to catch ghosts!"

Su Yichen's mouth twitched when he heard this: "???"

This calculation is so good that capitalists will cry when they hear it.

But Su Bao was very happy, as if he had found a new direction in life.

But she seemed to have thought of something else, and immediately turned around and warned: "Uncle, if I die in the future, remember that I don't have to find a mourner or a talisman seller to choose a grave! I will do all these things in advance.

Choose well! Don’t waste this money!”

Su Yichen: "..."

Baby, you are only four years old.

Have you made plans for your future so early?

Not only did Su Bao make plans for himself, he also made plans for his family members: "The feng shui of the family tomb I chose last time was very good! I won't need to change it in the future, so I can save the cost."

"I will make an agreement with the ghosts to help you cry and watch over your soul, and you don't have to spend any money on the funeral!"

"Just burn it and bury it directly. Don't spend any money in the process. They are unprofessional and they are all scammers."

Su Bao warned solemnly.

When you imagine how happy you are when you make this money, you imagine how stingy you will be when you have to spend money on it.

Su Yichen twitched the corner of his mouth and said silently: "Okay, I understand."

Su Yichen thought that the discussion was over.

Unexpectedly, when they arrived at the restaurant, the two children continued to discuss whether the eldest aunt should poop or not because of the question of "does the eldest aunt want to eat?"

They calculated it when they were in the office and found that Yao Ling had eaten a total of three to four hundred kilograms of food in more than a month, but only gained thirty or forty kilograms of weight.

She doesn't poop or vomit...so where is the gap in the middle?

"Mom, did you secretly poop behind our backs??" Su He asked, sitting at the dining table with a delicious steak in front of him, thinking about this question.

The head chef who brought the steak himself: "???"

Su He asked: "How many kilograms does this steak weigh?"

The head chef was confused: "About 400g..."

Su Hewen muttered to himself: "400g..."

My grandma also gave my mother steak before, two pieces at a time, which is about a pound.

In addition to steaks and other foods, a meal weighs more than two kilograms.

After eating so much, I gained thirty or forty pounds.

This is unfair! Su Hewen felt that he could not solve this problem!

Su Bao then asked: "Is my aunt squatting in the grass and doing it secretly like what was shown on TV?"

Su Hewen instantly remembered the little girl's line on TV: You came here to poop, right?

He even imagined his mother squatting in the grass...

Well!

Su Yichen's forehead was covered with black lines, and he looked at the dishes on the table...as well as the expressions of the waiters and the head chef.

He was a little embarrassed.

Children, there are really no taboos...

"cough……"

The eldest uncle kept his face cold and calm, raised his eyelids and asked calmly: "Has the food been served?"

The head chef quickly said something sarcastic and left quickly.

If other people discuss shit while eating, especially when he is serving food...he will definitely feel that the other person is incompetent.

But the people in front of me are Mr. Su and his family.

The head chef felt that this was nothing—

So sometimes, in the eyes of some people, the quality of the other party is actually linked to money and status...

Su Yichen whispered: "Su Bao, Xiaowen, don't talk about this topic in public places, especially restaurants."

If the old lady knew, she could chop him with her bare hands right now.

Su Bao and Su Hewen quickly shut up.

Su Bao whispered: "I'm sorry, uncle..."

Su Yichen placed the cut steak in front of her and said warmly: "It doesn't matter. Su Bao is a polite girl. She will remember it in the future, right?"

In the past, she would speak out her words at Su's house, and no one would stop her. After all, she was at home, and she didn't have to live so tiringly.

But you still have to pay attention when you come out.

Su Bao nodded seriously, he really remembered it.

She is a well-behaved and well-behaved child. She must be careful not to say rude words in public in the future, otherwise others will think that her grandma and uncle did not teach her well.
Chapter completed!