Clay Buddha...

Youdao is like a clay Bodhisattva crossing a river. He cannot protect himself. Why does his name sound so unreliable?

"Looking at his name alone, he can't even save himself, but he still wants to save me!"

I cursed for a while.

wrong!

The implication of Qingzhu's words seems to be... If I didn't decide to find this person, I shouldn't even know his name...

I was shocked and looked at Qingzhu in disbelief: "The person you are talking about...he is the same person as the person Brother Yaozi mentioned, right? It's because he can't control his bad mouth and behaves badly when meeting people.

A guy who tells people’s fortunes and then causes countless causes and effects, all of which make him look less than human?”

Qingzhu nodded: "That's exactly the person."

"I said...you don't want to kill me, do you?"

I twitched my lips: "I have heard too much about this guy. It is said that he is a completely unlucky ghost. Meeting him is more disturbing than meeting the four-pillar evil ghost. Anyone who is caught by him

A hexagram will definitely bring bad luck for eight lifetimes. Brother Yaozi was almost killed because he used money to prevent disasters. What else? The Li family at the foot of the Qinling Mountains, Li Jianglong was also a hexagram, six lanes

There was a fight on the other side of the road, and the beer bottles that were thrown flew onto her head. One of the bottles almost fell to her death..."

"He... is indeed quite unlucky..."

Qingzhu sighed: "But except for him, no one in this world can calculate whether the dragon's veins will form a hole or become a pearl. No, even if someone can calculate, no one dares to calculate. The information you get now is too vague. You just know a Yanshan

, and Xiaobai's mother dreamed of Tenglong, and the place where she gave birth to Xiaobai was not far from Tumubao, but... the dragon never saw its tail, so the place where the Hu family's children dreamed that Tenglong was conceived may not be the dragon's nest.

After all, the only thing we can be sure of now is that there is only one Yanshan Mountain. Yanshan Mountain is vast and vast, bordering Taihang in the west, plateau in the north, and Shanhaiguan in the east. It is nearly a thousand miles long from east to west and nearly five hundred miles wide from north to south. There are countless mountains in the mountain.

Where can you find a dragon's nest in such a large area? The only way is to find the Clay Bodhisattva and ask him to calculate a similar area for you!

As for bad luck and all..."

Qingzhu gritted his teeth and said fiercely: "What are you afraid of? I don't believe he can give you death!"

Good guy...

I finally understood. It's not that people can't kill me, but Qingzhu doesn't believe that people can kill me...

Damn language arts!

I looked at Qingzhu with deep and sad eyes.

"But you don't have to worry too much about this. You can bring Xiaozhi with you this time. I have passed this girl in the school before. She studied very hard and has a deep understanding of Huang Tingjing. If you bring her with you, she should be able to help you.

Quite a few, I dare not say that it can completely resolve the bad luck, but I think it can at least help you avoid serious disasters."

Qingzhu said: "It's a pity. The first step of fortune-telling is all about talent. If you are not a favored person, no matter how hard you work, you will not be able to achieve anything. But I can't help you with this matter.

I went to Xiaozhi just in case, so as not to be plotted by others."

I wondered: "Could this Clay Bodhisattva have evil intentions?"

"This man is a lonely wanderer. He only has four or five disciples around him. He wanders around all year round and doesn't have many interactions with our Heavenly Alliance."

Qingzhu shook his head: "It's just that with his bad mouth, I don't know how many secrets he revealed and how many people he offended. How can he live to this day without dying? How can he be Yi Yi? Everyone in the world knows the Clay Bodhisattva, but no one knows it.

People stay away from each other. If they only have a false reputation, they will not survive now. For such people, be on guard, that’s right!

Just wait for the news, you should be able to find his whereabouts soon."

As she said that, she kicked me with her foot: "Okay, how long are you going to stay here with me? Do you still want to sleep? Find a place to sleep by yourself!"

"What's the hurry!"

I glanced at her and said angrily: "Didn't you see that I just ate the family law? My butt is hurting right now. Don't rush me. I'll leave slowly. Anyway, it's just you, so I can't

I don’t have any unreasonable thoughts, why are you panicking... Hey, hey, hey? Why are you carrying me? Can you just talk to me..."

I watched Qingzhu jump to the ground, and one hand had already grabbed my belt. I struggled a few times...

It's a pity...it's useless!

I watched helplessly as Qingzhu lifted me up from the kang with a cold face, and threw me into the yard without any explanation, just like throwing away garbage. That kind of casual gesture... was so hurtful!

"You are so irritable, can we still have a good chat..."

I touched my nose and sat up. Then I remembered that I had pulled something down, so I quickly shouted: "My shoes, my shoes are still in the house..."

Bang!

The window opened and my shoes flew out of the window. If I hadn't dodged quickly, they would have been slapped on my face.

At the other end of the kitchen, two heads poked out of the window, it was Xiaozhi and Wushuang.

When the two of them saw me being thrown out, they trotted out with flattering smiles on their faces. One put my shoes on and the other helped me.

"Brother, we are not angry!"

Wushuang said in a cowardly manner: "I know you can't beat her, but I think she is a woman and I don't know her the same way! Yes, that's it, that's right, we men, ignore her!"

"Yes, that's the truth!"

I coughed twice, then came to my senses, slapped him on the back of the head, and said with a sneer: "Don't think that our debt will be settled like this. It feels so good for you to kick me in the butt, okay?

Help me back to Brother Yaozi's house, and let us settle the score slowly!"

Lao Bai's torture was finally over. Wushuang whispered to me that Brother Yaozi has been very angry recently since he was exploited in the Northeast. He has turned all his anger on Lao Bai and beat Lao Bai until he cried.

The mother-in-law was originally supposed to be slapped a hundred times, but the force of the blow hit her body 100%, and Lao Bai's whole body was numb. So, after Brother Yaozi hit him a hundred times, he secretly added more.

A few times, Lao Bai didn't count, but Wu Shuang and Xiao Zhi really counted, they definitely hit too many!

It is said that after being helped back to the house after the beating, he was crying all over the place. One moment he said that Mr. Zhang was bullying others, and the other moment he scolded Brother Yaozi for being a loser. He and Brother Yaozi were in the same room, and he immediately got into a fight with Brother Yaozi, saying

I will never live with Brother Kite.

This guy is really thick-skinned. I took him a few times and it’s only now that he has recovered. He was whipped more than a hundred times, but he was still able to move. If he said he didn’t want to fight Brother Yaozi, he just said he would do it.

He did it, immediately hugged his quilt and left...

However, when he left, he went to Zhang Xinya's house shamelessly.

So within two minutes, Zhang Xinya was beaten out again with a feather duster. Now he was so angry that he went to Aunt Yindi's room and said he would never pay attention to us again.

As soon as this guy left, Brother Yaozi's house was really empty. Wushuang and I immediately moved in. But in the evening, this guy came back again and said with a smile on his face, "Yin Di'er and his wife are living together."

The house was not suitable for him, so he came back.

I knew from the way this guy was laughing that it wasn't that he felt inappropriate at all, but that the couple felt inappropriate and disliked him, so they kicked him out. If you don't believe me, send Wushuang or Xiaozhi over. Let's see.

Let’s see if Wushuang and Xiaozhi can come back. I’m sure their faces will be glowing red the next day. When they open their mouths and yawn, there’s the smell of chicken in their mouths. They must have turned on the stove in the middle of the night...

Chen Shuisheng finally came out of my master's house. The two of them didn't know what to say. They talked for most of the afternoon. He probably came out with Lao Baijiao, but his eyes were red when he came out. Suddenly, my master

He knelt down at the door and kowtowed three times seriously, but by the time he arrived at our side, a smile had already appeared on his face.

In this way, Chen Shuisheng lived in our Zhenwu Temple and shared a room with Lao Bai and the others. He was a kind-hearted person and was much more likable than Lao Bai. It didn't take long for him to become familiar with us.

Especially Xiaozhi, I like him very much. Apart from me, he likes to stick to Chen Shuisheng whenever he has nothing to do. He affectionately calls him Uncle Mute. Chen Shuisheng has always been cheerful. As a master of assassination, his hands are extremely dexterous and he can always

Make some fun things for Wushuang and Xiaozhi, such as slingshots, small bows and arrows, and even do magic tricks. They can always conjure some fruit candies unexpectedly, which makes Xiaozhi laugh non-stop.

Finally, even Xing Guili came out of the main hall. After coming to the Zhenwu Temple, the food he ate was really... his whole body was covered in shiny and smooth hair, like a calf, with dead skin.

He shamelessly approached Chen Shuisheng, no matter how many years he had lived, and said shamelessly - Uncle Shuisheng, can you do a trick for me and turn a bottle of human honey out of it?

Honey is not…

Without saying a word, Chen Shuisheng grabbed the dog's wrinkled face and slapped it with a few big mouths. It made the guy scream strangely and run away with his tail between his legs.

I never dared to come out to harass Chen Shuisheng again.

The people sent by Qingzhu took less time to find Ni Bodhisattva than expected. About two days after I returned to Zhenwu Temple, she called me to my room and said only one sentence - get ready.

Well, we have found the Clay Bodhisattva, come with me now!

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