: People are on the wrong road

Facts have proved that under such extreme misfortune, sometimes even going home is a luxury.

The bad gas corrodes the life, rather than acting on the body, and is almost impossible to remove. On the way out of Wangwu Mountain, I felt that my body was getting weaker and weaker. It was cooler in the mountains, but I felt like I was in the 40s.

It seemed like I had been exposed to the high temperature for a whole day. I was sweating non-stop and my whole body was already soaked. I took off my clothes and twisted them, and I guess I could squeeze out at least two kilograms of water.

I drank all the drinking water I brought with me, and in the end, I was still inevitably dehydrated.

I can clearly feel that my skin is losing elasticity, I feel restless inside, and my muscle tension is also increasing. This is an obvious symptom of moderate dehydration. My limbs are sore and weak, and I even have no strength to walk...

My symptoms really scared Brother Yaozi and the others. In order to leave here as soon as possible, they almost ran wildly in the mountains. Brother Yaozi, Wushuang, and Chen Shuisheng took turns carrying me on their backs to avoid exhaustion of physical strength.

Fortunately, this is not a real deep mountain forest. When we rushed to the parking place, there were already people around, and there were many water sellers. Brother Yaozi sent me to the car, and Zhang Xinya had already bought some water.

, in fact, with my level of dehydration, the best way to replenish body fluids is infusion, but I don’t dare to go to the hospital at all. Think about it, I could get bitten by a poisonous snake even if I sit on a stone on the roadside.

Butt, if I go to the hospital, who knows what will happen? If the doctor fails to inject the infusion, and gives me a tube of air, won’t I go numb on the spot?!

This is not impossible. The so-called extreme misfortune means that all unfortunate events with extremely low probability will almost 100% happen to me.

Fortunately, by constantly drinking water, I can at least save my life. I can feel that after drinking water, my body is at least no longer dehydrated, and I have even received some slight relief and recovery.

To be on the safe side, go back to Zhenwu first!!

As a result, not long after the car hit the highway, another accident happened.

A truck with four in the front and eight in the back... a flat tire!!

There was a "boom", and the movement was like shaking the earth. Those who didn't know it thought there was a cannon shooting somewhere!

Half of the tire on that big truck was gone!

The key is that it was too close to us, and half of the blown-out tire came straight towards our front windshield. With a "snap", the front windshield was smashed to pieces. Fortunately, Zhang Xinya reacted quickly.

, stepped on the brake in time, otherwise all the people in our car would be dead!!

Getting out of the car with lingering fear, Lao Bai was playing the pipa with both legs, and gave himself a slap in the face: "Damn it, I don't dare to go to the hospital. What did you think, you dared to drive on the highway? This is not on the highway."

Are you rushing to find death?"

After this incident, driving home became a luxury. After waiting for the road rescue vehicle to arrive, we got off the highway in despair and settled in a place called Wulongkou Town.

Although it is a town, it actually has a large population. However, the economy is not very good and there are very few hotels in the town. We did not dare to take a car. After the rescue vehicle sent us to a place that was close to us, we ran on foot.

We went to the hotel, which was a relatively peripheral street surrounded by bungalows. The place called Xiaomei Hotel was right behind these bungalows.

As we approached, a violent quarrel attracted the attention of several of us.

It was a small yard opposite the hotel. The yard was not big, and the curtains of the bungalow were not drawn. The situation inside the house could be seen from the road outside. It seemed that a violent quarrel broke out between the couple in the house, and the two also

I don’t know what kind of work they are engaged in. Judging from the sleepiness on their bodies, it seems that they have just woken up at this time. The quarrel is red-faced, and each of them is cordially greeting the eighteenth generation of each other’s ancestors.

Somehow, seeing this scene, I suddenly felt blessed and thought of Li Jianglong inexplicably...

Then, without hesitation, I stepped aside and hid behind Lao Bai.

Almost at the same time, the woman in the room seemed to get angry with the scolding. She picked up a guy and started to say hello to the man's head. As a result, her hand slipped, and the thing broke the glass with a "snap", and it was like a death.

flew towards us!

With a "bang" sound, a round black object was slapped on Lao Bai's face. Because the force of the slap was too strong, the black object retracted its force for the second time and jumped into the sky again, spinning "tickly" in the air.

The unknown liquid splashed, and several of us dodged one after another. Poor Lao Bai had been slapped numb by that guy for a long time, and he didn't even have a chance to dodge. After the object fell, it was directly buckled on his head, and the whole head was covered.

Wrapped in...

Lao Bai didn't even have a chance to react, and passed away with a "burp".

After he fell to the ground, I finally saw what it was. It was made of foreign porcelain and round. Isn't it just a spittoon? However, this kind of artifact is more often used as a chamber pot. Sniffing

Needless to say, the stinky smell that has spread all around the family must be used as a chamber pot...

I was shocked...

What age is this? Why do people still use this thing? I remember I only used this thing when I was a child...

But looking at the dilapidated situation in the yard of this bungalow, it seems logical again.

I know that Lao Bai was simply implicated by me, and I didn’t do it on purpose. I was panicking at that time, and instinctively looked for a place to hide. Lao Bai’s body shape is the best for hiding, so why not hide behind him?

Hide? But after all, I felt a little guilty, and ignored the man and woman who ran out of the house in a hurry. He pointed at Lao Bai and said, "Quickly, get that chamber pot down. If your head is covered in it, won't you be covered to death?"

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In the end, Chen Shuisheng was the most interested in Lao Bai. He didn't dislike Mi Tai at all. He went up and tried to take off the chamber pot, but he tried hard to pull it out several times, but it didn't move.

Brother Yaozi took one look and said: "If you can't get it off, you have to saw it open!!"

To be honest, this was the first time in my life that I felt so weak. Looking at Lao Bai with the chamber pot standing on the ground above my head, I seemed to see myself, either being suffocated to death by the chamber pot, or going to saw the chamber pot open, but if I saw it open...

I can guarantee that the master surgeon will definitely have slippery hands. Not only will he saw the chamber pot, but he will also have to saw the head!!

This way of death is so shocking!!

No matter what, we still have to save Lao Bai first. The chamber pot is just that big, and the mouth is almost sealed with Lao Bai's neck. If it doesn't fit together later, Lao Bai will really be suffocated in it. Although this guy is nothing

I'm a very particular person, but as my brother, I can't accept being suffocated to death by a chamber pot!!

Brother Yaozi grabbed the man and woman who caused the trouble and told them to lead the way. Then he and Chen Shuisheng picked up Lao Bai and left.

Originally I wanted to follow, but Brother Yaozi turned around and said, forget it, if you follow, the blade of the saw will break even if the chamber pot is not cut, and then it will hit your head directly. In the end, Lao Bai is hopeless.

You have to finish it off too.

I thought about it, and it seemed to be the same. If I was unlucky like this, I'd better not follow him, and quickly asked Zhang Xinya and Xiaozhi to help me back to the hotel.

After returning to the hotel, I found a place where there were no sharp objects and sat down, motionless, for fear of accidentally giving myself away.

Xiaozhi sat cross-legged on the bed, her brows furrowed. She seemed to be shocked by my terrible and violent misfortune, and she kept thinking about something. After a long time, she jumped up from the bed with a face full of surprise: "I know.

How should we go home!!! This is the only way to return to Zhenwu Temple safely!!"

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Chapter completed!