pain!!

It hurts!!

Everywhere in my body hurts!!

My throat was dry, as if someone had stabbed a vat of Devil's Spicy garlic pestle into my throat, and a burning pain filled my neck and lungs...

My upper body was extremely sore, as if all the bones in my body were broken.

The slightest movement of the body was followed by an unspeakable pain, so much so that the entire lower body immediately lost consciousness.

It was during such extreme torture that I woke up. The strong sunlight shone on my face, and I briefly felt blind. My vision was all white. After my vision gradually recovered, I was shocked to find that... I was sitting

He was sitting on a wooden chair, his wrists were cold, and he was handcuffed to the chair behind his back. Even his feet were handcuffed to the legs of the chair, making it difficult to move.

Memories come flooding back.

I remember that I seemed to see a crow with a human face, and then... I fainted. I was in the hotel the whole time.

Where is this?

Could it be... that we are in trouble?!

No, I don’t want to. It’s not like I’ve never been in a bureau before. It’s not like this at all. Although this is a completely unfamiliar environment, the overall decoration of the house is very luxurious. There are TVs, sofas, coffee tables, etc., and there are also

It is carpeted and the environment alone is not comparable to that of some five-star hotels. The key is that it is very spacious. This should be just a living room...

Can there be such an environment in the bureau? If there is such an environment, I will go to the bureau and squat there if I have nothing to do.

The house was empty, not to mention not a single person or ghost.

What shocked me the most was that Xiao Bai, Feng Chime, and Tianguan Blade all disappeared!!

"anyone there?!!"

After a moment of silence, I shouted to the people around me. As soon as I opened my mouth, the tearing feeling in my throat became more intense. But I couldn't care less at this time. I wanted to find out what the situation was first!

Squeak!!

A door opened not far away, it seemed to be a bedroom.

A guy with a bruised face walked out, rubbing his cheeks as he walked. The funniest thing was his eyes, which were extremely dark, like a giant panda, and his eyelids were swollen like eggs...

As soon as this man came out, he sneered and cursed: "What the hell are you going to do? I'm telling you, if you dare to do something again, don't blame me for being rude!!"

"Old Bai?!"

You really can’t blame me for the eye poke, Lao Bai looks like this... Even if his mother is resurrected, she won’t be able to recognize her!!

Since it was Lao Bai, I felt relieved and hurriedly said: "What the hell are you talking about? Let me go quickly. Why are you cuffing a chair to me!"

Lao Bai paused in his steps and glanced at me in disbelief: "Do you know who I am?"

"Of course I know you! I..."

…

Before I could finish speaking, Lao Bai turned around and yelled: "Oh my god, you are acting like a fool again! This time, my mother's game is more advanced!!!"

Immediately, "crackling" sounds came from the remaining rooms, and soon... a large group of people rushed out of the house.

Wushuang, Brother Yaozi, Chen Shuisheng, Zhang Xinya, Xiaozhi...

Everyone is there, even Xiaobai is there, squatting on Wushuang's shoulders, looking at me warily. Moreover, my wind chime and Tianguan Blade are also on Wushuang.

Without exception, everyone has injuries.

Wushuang had a circle of gauze wrapped around his forehead.

Brother Yaozi's nose is red and swollen, and there are still two wads of toilet paper stuffed in his nostrils.

Chen Shuisheng was in a worse situation...his face was bruised and purple, not much better than Lao Bai.

Xiaozhi's walking posture is a bit strange and he rubs his butt from time to time.

And Zhang Xinya also had a bruise on her eyebrows and feet.

After these people rushed out, they all stopped four or five meters away from me, and then pulled Lao Bai over. A bunch of people gathered together and whispered, and from time to time they even looked at me.

At first glance, I don't know what I'm talking about.

I know that something must have happened during my coma, and... it's definitely not a good thing!!

At this time, several people finally stopped.

After hesitating for a moment, Brother Yaozi walked towards me and asked me cautiously: "Who am I?"

"Brother Kite!!"

I immediately said something, and in order to win his trust, I even told him a series of things, including the last time he was spanked by my master in Northeast China.

Brother Yaozi's face turned dark, but he still said: "I have no problem!"

Wushuang is ready to move.

I hurriedly said: "Stop for a moment. Can you pour me a glass of water first? My throat is so dry and it hurts like hell!!"

Brother Yaozi glanced at Lao Bai and said, "You go!"

Lao Bai was reluctant in every possible way, but he still went to pour me a glass of water. When he came to me, he warned me with a serious face: "Don't spit!! Especially don't spit in my face!!"

After warning, he put the water cup to my mouth.

I drank the water in one go, and then I felt a little more comfortable. I took a breath: "Okay, I know something must have happened. You can ask whatever you want. I'm really tired now."

normal!"

Having said that, these people were not polite at all. They took turns asking me all kinds of weird questions one by one.

Even Xiaobai was giggling at me for a while, but I just didn't understand.

In short, except for the noobs, I answered everyone’s questions fluently.

After asking, these people still didn't seem to believe it. They looked at each other for a while, and then got together to discuss again.

"It seems that a trick is necessary!!"

Lao Bai said seriously: "Xinya, go and change into that outfit of yours. To this day, I'm afraid this is the only one I can try on."

Zhang Xinya hesitated for a moment, then finally gritted his teeth and went back to the house. This trip took nearly half an hour.

For half an hour, no matter who I talked to, no one ignored me, as if I was an evil cancer.

Until Zhang Xinya came out of the house again, her outfit had changed drastically. She wore a short skirt, black stockings, and high heels. In addition, she was 1.7 meters tall, and she was unbelievably tall and voluptuous. Even her face was covered with light makeup.

For a moment, I felt a little dazed, not because I was amazed by her beauty, but because I thought about the days when I was guarding the small shop. At that time, she... seemed to always be dressed like this. How long had it been since she had been dressed like this?

pass?

I actually felt a little sad and missed those days a little.

Zhang Xinya seemed to have noticed my absence. After not wearing high heels for a long time, she suddenly felt a little awkward when wearing high heels. After noticing my expression, she immediately worked hard and walked to my side on the catwalk. She raised her legs and turned on the high heels.

He stepped on the chair with a bang, lifted my chin with one finger, smiled and whispered in my ear in a very seductive voice: "Do you think...am I beautiful?"

The corner of my mouth twitched and I said earnestly: "Xinya, I have never denied your beauty, but we are good brothers. When I see you like this, I am not only completely indifferent, but I even want to laugh a little bit.

…

Ahem, it’s not that you’re not beautiful!!

How should I put it? It’s normal for us to dig graves and dig holes together, climb on the ice and sleep in the snow. It’s normal for us to go for a month without washing our faces or changing clothes. I’ve seen what you look like when you take off your military boots - the smell is so strong!

So... when I see you wearing black stockings, my first thought is - do your feet smell?

When I see you wearing leather pants, I wonder - will my cysts bulge when you fart?

Well, while I can still bear it now, you should leave quickly. We are too familiar with each other, and this trick of yours won’t work. It won’t work anymore. I can’t bear it anymore, hahahahaha..."

After saying that, I threw my head back and laughed...

Zhang Xinya's face turned green, she turned around angrily and walked away. Halfway down the road, she took off her high heels. One shoe hit me, and the other was thrown into Lao Bai's face. Lao Bai took the shoes.

He even smelled it in a very perverted manner, and then said in a silly way: "Don't listen to him, it doesn't stink, it really doesn't stink!!"

Bang!!

Zhang Xinya had already returned to the house so angry that the door almost broke...

I stopped laughing and shrugged: "Okay, now you really believe me, right? Tell me, what happened?"

Several people fell silent again.

After a while, Brother Yaozi sighed: "I'd better talk about it first..."
Chapter completed!