Chapter 1067: Strange phenomena abound

"Hit it!!"

There was nothing to say, so I pointed at Xing Guili, and Wushuang rushed out the next moment.

The smile on Xinggui Liguo's face suddenly froze. He turned around with his tail between his legs and hid in the main hall. However, Wushuang was faster, catching up with him in three steps and then two steps. He stepped on Xinggui Li's butt and directly pushed him into the main hall.

Then he stepped on the ground, grabbed the opponent's wrinkled dog face, and slapped him hard.

For a moment, the whole yard was filled with the old dog's shrill screams.

"If I don't fight for three days, I will go to the house and untie the tiles, and I will be laughed at. But actually, even a dog dares to laugh at me, as if I can't figure out who is the king."

I rubbed my nose. I didn't have time to put on clothes when I came out. I only had a thin long coat on me. It was really a bit cold. I rubbed my arms and walked into the house. When I passed by the Xing Guili, I saw his face.

The fur was shiny and smooth, and he muttered subconsciously: "The dog meat is rolling three times, and the gods can't stand still. It's cold, and cleaning the dog meat pot is a serious job..."

For a moment, Xing Guili's screams became more and more shrill.

After returning to the house, Xiaozhi was wearing a super cute little pajamas, crossing her legs and staring at the calculations on the kang in a daze.

I know that the little girl is frightened by tonight's situation and is making calculations and deductions. But looking at her frowning little brow, she may have encountered a problem.

"If you can tell fortunes, you can't tell them every day. You just have to tell them over and over again. Can't you live like this?"

I was worried that the little girl had figured something wrong. After all, the ghostly appearance of the Clay Bodhisattva was so memorable, so I messed up her calculations and grabbed the little girl into bed, laughing and saying: "

Come on, it’s time for us to sleep!”

Not long after, Wushuang also came back, huddled next to me with the air-conditioning all over him. However, I don’t know if this kid was excited by beating the torture ghost or something else. He tossed and turned, unable to sleep, and swallowed saliva from time to time.

I was a little annoyed and kicked him on the butt, and cursed: "Can you be honest? I've managed to accumulate some heat in my bed, and it's all gone when you thrust like this."

Wushuang finally stopped, was silent for a moment, and suddenly asked me: "Brother, does that dog meat really taste that good?"

I looked back at the meal I had with my dad many years ago, licked my lips and said, "It sure tastes good!"

Wushuang muttered with some regret: "It's a pity, that dead dog is too hard, I tried so hard, but nothing happened..."

I was speechless for a while...

Xing Guili screamed so miserably before Qingqing, wasn't he frightened by me at all?

But Wushuang, the little bastard, heard me muttering that dog meat was delicious, so he beat him even harder? What if one of them was accidentally hammered to death? With the diligent and frugal style of our Zhenwu Temple, wouldn’t there be a dog meat pot?

I was stunned by Wushuang's brain circuit. After thinking about this brat's gluttony, I became a little worried about Xing Guili, so I said seriously: "It is Xing Guili, but it looks like a dog.

If it’s not a real dog, you can’t eat it even if you beat it to death!”

Wushuang said "Oh" and said nothing.

I'm still worried. Although that dog is hateful, there's no way it will be of much use to me in the future!!

After thinking about it, I said hesitantly: "Wait for a few days. Calculate the time. In a few days, Zhang Xinya will be given pocket money. Then I will take you to eat a serious dog meat pot for 800 yuan."

Wushuang suddenly turned around and stared at me with shining eyes: "Brother, didn't you say you would buy me ham when you came back? Just the three melons and two dates that Sister Xinya gave you, you bought ham

Can the intestines help us eat the dog meat pot? You are not trying to fool me, are you?"

I was speechless for a while and was silent for a moment: "This month I will take you to eat dog meat pot, and next month I will buy you ham sausage with my pocket money."

Only then did Wushuang smile happily.

Xiaozhi, who was shrinking in my arms, suddenly said in a low voice: "Brother, you said you would buy me snacks when you came back. You fed my snacks to Qi Ling in the Northeast."

This...this promised check is quite a lot!

I bit the bullet and said: "Then next month, I will use my pocket money to buy you snacks next month!"

Xiaozhi was now satisfied.

I turned over and stared at the roof with dull eyes. Suddenly I thought of the golden lump that the old fox of Yaoxu gave me, but Zhao Yuanzhu snatched it away.

I can't think about this, my chest hurts when I think about it.

So I changed my mind - what would have happened if Zhao Yuanzhu hadn't snatched my golden knot?

When I thought about it, I felt a lot calmer, my mood suddenly improved, and I fell asleep again soon.

It's just that this time I fell asleep for a shorter time, just a short nap. I felt something "chichichi" next to my right ear blowing air into my ear, and then I opened my eyes.

I opened my eyes, turned my head and looked around, and was shocked to find that there was another woman beside me at some point, a woman who was described as extremely terrifying.

Pale face, scarlet eyes, wet hair...

This is truly a ferocious ghost!!

The other person was facing me sideways, holding her head with one hand. When she saw me turning my head to look at her, her scarlet eyes lit up, and she grinned at me, revealing a mouth full of fangs, and the gaps between her teeth were flowing.

With green saliva...

For a moment, I was really startled. The other party's appearance was so... so sudden.

But I soon calmed down. Needless to say, this was another method of the mountain spirit wild monster attracted by the Chenxing Tribulation. My master said that the other party might still pester me.

At the same time, my master also said that this thing was actually condensed by the mountain spirit and monster with its own energy, and it was not a real dead soul.

I suddenly thought, if this was the case, could I directly communicate in disguise with the mountain spirit monster that was torturing me through this thing in front of me?

So, I turned my head and looked at this ferocious-looking woman intently. My eyes were very calm, and I observed her carefully. Unknowingly, I looked at her for a long time, until she couldn't laugh anymore. It seemed that she was feeling

When I got embarrassed, my smile disappeared little by little.

I then said: "You should know that these things cannot scare me. I have seen many more vicious and ugly faces than this one. In my opinion, this is just a low-level prank."

The woman didn't respond.

I thought for a while and then said: "You were born and raised by nature, so you can probably be regarded as an elf of heaven and earth. It's hard to come by the Tao, so why bother pestering me and tossing me here? You should already know that I

It's not the kind of dough that everyone kneads. If you continue to entangle, it may be a very dangerous thing for you, right? Why is it so? If you have any purpose or request, you might as well say it and let's talk about it.

, how about we each take a step back and live in peace with each other?"

This time, I waited for a long time.

As a result, the woman remained silent and even stuck out her tongue and licked my face, which made me sick.

I lost my patience and said with a sneer: "Okay, since you want to keep fighting, then just keep fighting. I'm going to sleep in front of you today. A good life is right in front of you.

Sow it and take it away!!”

After saying that, I turned around and stopped looking at this disgusting thing. I even farted at it, then covered myself with a quilt and just fell asleep.

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Chapter completed!