Chapter 1074
: Daily life with chicken feathers all over the floor
The mockingjay was injured, and the visions that had been haunting me for so long finally stopped.
This really made me breathe a sigh of relief. Although I could avoid it by closing my eyes, watching for a long time was very taxing on my energy and energy. As a result, I slept like a dead pig every night.
Basic vigilance has been lost.
Xiaozhi and Wushuang's "escape" did not last long. They only stayed at Zhang Xinya's place for two days. The two of them hugged their quilts and lined up to come back with smiles on their faces. They even said shamelessly that they
He missed me, so he came back. In fact, I knew very well that these two guys couldn't stand Zhang Xinya's nagging anymore. Women are always more lenient. Wushuang forgot to wash his feet while sleeping, so he immediately
Pulled out from under the quilt, Xiaozhi lay on the kang with his back stretched out, so as not to be beaten again. He said, "Every girl can't do this. How can I be as comfortable as I am here?"
For the first time, Lao Bai was "shy". After performing the "splits" in front of the two daughters of the Li family, he was shy to see people for a while. He asked whether he had accidentally strained his ligament. Even though he was so thick-skinned, he couldn't handle it.
Level societies are dead.
Anyway, after that day, he never mentioned Fuhu or Tota again.
The bald guy came to me once in the middle of the night with a stern look. Probably to express his indignation, he stood on my bed, jumped up and down and cursed, saying that I had taken advantage of him and had promised to poison him? It turned out to be a quarrel.
Is this the case for a long time? He also said that the bald guy is also a respectable person. He has already boasted about his prowess with the Golden Silkworm Gu King. They both made an appointment and just waited for Lao Bai to turn up his braids and defect to me immediately.
At that time, the two bald ones were getting bigger and the golden silkworms were getting smaller. Let's take a look at the seniority. The two bald ones were considered to have lived their lives in vain. Fortunately, they were also a Gu King. How could a man stay depressed for a long time? In the end, it took action himself.
, Lao Bai is still alive and kicking, where can he put his face?
Perhaps he was too excited, and as he jumped up and down, the circle of shiny black hair on his head swayed.
We argued for most of the night, and finally I couldn't bear it anymore, so I grabbed the other person, stuffed my one-month-old stinky socks into its mouth, opened the window and threw it outside... The whole world was completely quiet!
Generally speaking, without the harassment of the mockingjay, my life can be regarded as enjoyable. Boxing in the morning and going crazy with Xiao Zhi in the afternoon are my favorite scenes. If you say
The only thing I don't like is that there are many dogs in my house.
Xing Guili is completely dependent on me. He keeps saying that he is protecting me under the orders of my master, but I feel that he is the one who really threatens my life!
In fact, apart from the Mockingjay, the bad luck I got from the Clay Bodhisattva is much lighter. The luck is not very good, but it is not unlucky anymore. Since I stayed with this dog, the bad luck has started again.
I'm choking on food, struggling to drink water, and walking with sprained ankles. These are all routine operations. When I go to the woods, if there are birds flying above my head, they will definitely fly to me. They are all bombardiers with incomparable precision.
The kind that is hard to avoid.
Of course, compared to my bad luck some time ago, these unlucky things are really insignificant. Xiaozhi also said that there will be no big problem in the short term if Xing Guili follows me, but the bad luck will accumulate over time.
, as long as it does not exceed three months, there should be no bad luck affecting your life.
What's really fatal...is the Xinggui Li himself!!
I had so little contact with it in the past that I didn’t even realize...this dog is actually a talkative person!!
And besides honey, this dog's interests have become broader recently, and it... actually started reading.
At the beginning, it got some books from my house to read. At this time, its questions were generally relatively normal. For example, I heard that the place we live in is a big sphere?
Although my cultural level is not very good, I can answer these questions to some extent.
But since it stole a magazine from Lao Bai, its problems have become a bit strange.
Uh... Lao Bai's magazines are basically about women, who usually wear little or no clothes at all.
So, as soon as night comes and I just close my eyes, the problem of Xing Guili comes.
"Hey, brother, don't sleep. Let's chat and drink to enhance our relationship."
"Um."
"Tell me...what does it feel like to be a woman? Why do I see that whenever a man mentions a woman, he always lights up with excitement?"
"Um...this question...ahem, to be honest, I don't know much about it either."
"That's okay. I heard that it's easier for men to talk about this to enhance their relationship. Since you can't understand it's too complicated, let's talk about the basics first. Didn't you kiss that girl mouth to mouth? Then
What does it feel like? Don't worry and say it boldly, she doesn't dare to do anything to you, if she dares to come out, I will hold her down for you!"
"That feeling... No, why do you, a dog, always care about this? If you are interested, I will find you a female dog tomorrow!"
"I just look like a dog, not a real dog. From an aesthetic point of view, I am almost the same as you. Okay, let's not talk about this and continue the topic just now."
"roll!"
"Oh okay……"
"..."
This is almost the general conversation between me and it every night, and the content is basically about this aspect anyway.
However, this guy saved my life, so I wasn’t too mean. I even spent a lot of the 1,000 yuan that Zhang Xinya gave me to pay for mental damages. I bought him honey. What did the two women from the Li family send me?
Bird's nest, ginseng and other things basically got into the mouths of Wushuang, Xiaobai, and Xiaozhi.
It's just that every time I take this dog out, it will always be a mess. If I look at a girl on the street one more time, this dog will come up to me in an extremely vulgar manner and ask me - Brother, do you want to do this?
She? Turn around and I'll tell you, kid, to hold her down while you do the work and I'll take a look.
Or maybe, as long as I walk away for a while to buy something, this dog will definitely get in touch with a certain lady and crawl under her skirt...
Whenever this happens, I basically just kick someone in the face. I won't be mean at all, and I won't be soft-hearted when it's time to argue with force.
The days of chicken feathers all over the floor continued like this.
Time passed very quickly, and a month passed in a blink of an eye. After a few days of extremely hot weather in autumn, the weather turned cooler, and the trees on both sides of the path up the mountain began to lose their leaves, leaving yellow leaves everywhere.
In the early morning of Bailu, a phone call woke me up from my sleep.
Rubbing my sleepy eyes, I picked up my phone and glanced at it. I almost jumped up - it was Qingzhu who had been "missing" for a long time.
"I'm outside your mountain gate, open the door for me!"
After answering the phone, Qingzhu got straight to the point and said directly: "The exact location of the fourth Earth Spirit Pearl has been revealed!"
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Chapter completed!