Chapter 1316
The slut
After my spiritual energy nourishment, the condition of Uncle Wu Gui's injured lungs has improved, the stagnant blood has been drained out, and his complexion has improved a lot. His face is at least a little rosy. It is not as golden as before. , just like if you blink and don’t pay attention, your soul will return to the underworld.
This is the benefit of "Qigong healing", although every time I mention the word "Qigong", I feel like a ridiculous liar from a ridiculous era.
But after all, it's not like a magic elixir. It just can channelize qi and blood, warm and nourish the injured internal organs. It's not that magical. In the end, it has to be treated with medicinal herbs.
I have already prepared the ointment. It is black and viscous, just like sesame paste, but it exudes a refreshing and cooling smell like mint.
I divided the ointment into two parts and asked Uncle Wugui to take off his shirt. I applied part of the ointment to the area where he was hit, and at the same time gently rubbed and massaged it, using a special technique to let the medicinal properties in. I asked him to take the other part of the ointment. With this two-pronged approach, Uncle Wu Gui's weak and low cough gradually subsided.
"Xiaowei, I can't believe that your medical skills are so good..."
Uncle Wu Gui exhaled a long breath and said: "I have lived at sea for half my life, and I have suffered from many problems. My chest always feels like a stone weighing a thousand kilograms. It is rare that I can breathe so smoothly."
"Taoist people always know some medical skills, but it is not in vain. There will inevitably be times when you and the people around you are injured and cannot be treated. Having this skill is also a guarantee, at least everyone has peace of mind. I learned it before When I was working on my medical skills, I even thought that one day, if I could have a leisurely life, I would definitely learn from my master and become a wild man practicing medicine everywhere. I would take Wushuang and Xiaozhi with me, Wushuang would carry the medicine box for me, and Xiaozhi would It would be carefree to be responsible for picking up the medicine, but there is a high probability that it cannot be realized. The longer I stay in this industry and the farther I go, the more I sometimes understand why my master did not practice killing in the first place. When it comes to learning medical skills that can save people's lives, we actually don't understand it as well as he does."
I responded with a smile, looking down at the bruises on his back and shoulder blades, and thinking of the scene when he pushed me away and was almost stoned to death, I paused, then lowered my head and asked, "Why...why?" Where will it be?"
"I'm looking for something to eat when I'm hungry! I give you something to eat. I don't know if you believe it or not, but that thing is actually pears. There are such a large area in the territory of the mountain kings. The pear trees in our mainland are grown from underground Growing upward, the pear tree was originally on the ground, but it ended up digging underground inch by inch. If you want to eat a pear, you have to dig out from the ground, just like digging out yam eggs. Don't you think it's strange? Odd? I've been trapped here for a while, and I've been pointing at the piece of pear to stay alive. I never missed it in the past, because the mountain kings hate rain, and usually they won't come out on rainy days. Today is just unlucky. of.
You may not believe it, but the mountain kings also believe in monogamy and are very spiritual.
The one who was chasing me hooked up with the female king in the cave next to me, so the female king in his family got angry. When I was stealing the pears, I heard the female king getting angry, yelling and yelling, and jumped up and faced the mountain king.
After scratching and scratching, I drove it out of the cave and let it rain outside. Unexpectedly, I happened to steal a pear and was hit, and all its anger was vented on me.
I feel sorry for the mountain king. This anger cost him his own life. The two mother kings have no chance to live with him. It won't be long before a new mountain king lives in the cave he dug out with so much hard work.
His wife is sleeping and fanning his child when he is angry. It shows that no one can be impulsive, whether he is a human or an animal. Impulsiveness will bring bad luck sooner or later. Once unlucky, all kinds of bad things will happen. If you want to be peaceful, it is best
Don’t be stupid in the beginning.”
Perhaps because he was in good health, Uncle Wu Gui was in high spirits and even started joking.
I twitched the corner of my mouth and said, "You know a lot."
"No, they're all here."
Uncle Wu Gui looked smug and knocked on his head. Then a trace of confusion flashed in his eyes and he murmured: "Yes, how do I know these? It's as if they are in my mind."
I saw his confusion getting more and more serious, and finally there was a hint of pain on his face. Suddenly I thought of what Old Man Shi had told me about him, and I didn't dare to ask any more about it. If something went wrong, he would
His brain and memory suddenly "restarted" here, which was very lively. He sighed softly: "You know, this is not what I'm asking about."
Uncle Wu Gui came back to his senses, the confusion in his eyes gradually faded, and finally returned to normal: "You mean that time..."
He smiled bitterly: "Xiaowei, I told you that I was kidnapped. Do you believe it or not?"
I raised my eyebrows: "Oh? Where did you start talking about this? Are there any other monsters beside the big snake that Qingzhu and the others killed?!"
"That big snake has lived here for many, many years. That place is actually not far from the coast, but there are many rocks on the coast over there. Among the many rocks, there is a monster called the Yinpo...
"
Uncle Wu Gui said: "This kind of monster is about the same size as a human. Its hair is very long, almost hanging down to the crook of its legs. They have no eyelids, and their eyes are like locusts. They have two black eyeballs placed on their faces, and their mouths are very big."
It is very big, and its face looks like a toad at first glance. It has no ears, but has gills. Its skin is dark brown, there are many fish scales on its body, and its hands and feet are webbed.
It is not a unique thing here, everyone who lives on the sea all year round knows this kind of thing.
They live in places with many rocks in shallow waters. Once a ship hits a reef in shallow waters, they will take the opportunity to attack the ship.
There are only females of this kind of thing, not males. After being attacked by them, the women on the boat will be killed, and the men will be kidnapped by them. Just because this kind of thing is sexually promiscuous by nature, they kidnap the men and torture them day and night until they
Once she is sure she is pregnant, she will eat the man.
When heavy rain falls, this kind of thing will occasionally land on the beach, but it will not go far.
After they fought with the big snake that day, I knew that I couldn't help much, so I thought as long as I didn't cause any trouble, I found a place to hide in the grass. As a result, I happened to meet the slut who came ashore during the rainstorm. It was attracted by the sound of fighting, so it captured me. They moved very fast and silently in the heavy rain. I'm afraid you didn't notice it at the time."
"I'm already this old, why do I still want to mess around? That won't cost me my life!"
Uncle Wu Gui became a little anxious, then turned to me and said: "Xiaowei, don't listen to his nonsense.
In fact, it is not difficult to deal with these bitches, they are afraid of alkali!!
The sea gangs carry a lot of baking soda on their boats. Once something goes wrong in the shallow sea, they will splash a lot of baking soda for fear of being attacked by a slut. Once this kind of thing comes into contact with baking soda, the skin and flesh will be torn apart in an instant. Of course, except for baking soda , caustic soda will also work, the effect is better. To put it bluntly, it is actually afraid of alkaline things.
Coincidentally, before I came here, I was not feeling well. I had a general examination and a urine test. Isn’t normal urine acidic? Mine is alkaline. The doctor said it was not a problem. Maybe it’s because I usually The reason why I don’t eat meat and basically become a vegetarian.
I had an idea at that time..."
I was already stunned, my mind was racing with thoughts, and the look in my eyes when I looked at Uncle Wu Gui began to change. It was simply... shocking!!
Lao Bai was also dumbfounded and murmured: "Damn it, you are so awesome. You shouldn't be doing that..."
"No, no!!! Cough cough cough..."
Uncle Wugui was so angry that he coughed repeatedly, and his injured lung almost started to bleed again. Then he looked at me sadly and said, "Xiaowei, I thought you were a good boy..."
I coughed and looked a little embarrassed.
"Actually, the whore is not a complete beast, she is more or less intelligent."
Uncle Wu Gui said: "I was captured that day and saw that I was about to be killed, so I expressed my submission in plain words. Maybe it was because I had a good attitude, or maybe I looked really weak, but the thing gradually let go of me, and I I pretended to take off my clothes, and then... peed all over its head. The thing's skin was torn apart instantly, and while it was wailing and screaming, I ran away..."
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Chapter completed!