Chapter 1336: Demons Dancing Randomly
Chapter 1336 The demons dance wildly
Lao Bai's urgent voice immediately dispelled my drowsiness.
I thought he had encountered something, or something strange had befallen him, so without any hesitation, I picked up the Tianguan Blade and turned around suddenly.
Lao Bai's big face was close at hand. His body was covered with the juice of the colorful moss, and his face was also covered with it, so that his whole body seemed to be covered with colorful paints, and his face was even more colorful, but he
But he was smiling at me, grinning brightly.
"What's wrong?"
I looked at him in confusion, trying to find anything out of the ordinary about him. Unfortunately, except that his smile was too bright and somewhat inappropriate, I didn't find anything wrong.
This movement naturally alarmed Qingzhu, who was sitting cross-legged and meditating next to me. She opened her beautiful eyes and glanced at Lao Bai, but said nothing.
Lao Bai was a little afraid of Qingzhu. In the past, when he glanced at it, Lao Bai would not have dared to be presumptuous and kept silent. But now, it seems that he has not seen Qingzhu. He is smiling brightly to himself, and it is getting worse. He suddenly said:
"Little Weizi, do you think I'm handsome?!"
"You woke me up just to ask this question? Is there something wrong with your brain? Or is there something wrong with you?"
Seeing that there was nothing strange about Qingzhu, I didn't think much about it and looked at Lao Bai in disbelief.
"Hate!"
Lao Bai twisted his orchid finger and rolled his eyes at me, then pouted and said, "Tell me, am I handsome?"
Looking at that big angry face, I felt as if someone had punched me in the stomach. I gritted my teeth and said, "If you want to disgust me, congratulations. You have succeeded. Now, you
Can you stop being a bitch?"
After saying that, I turned away and looked at Qingzhu again.
Qingzhu shook his head slightly, indicating to look again.
Seeing that I ignored him, Lao Baizhong lay down again, with his head resting on an arm, and two fingers on his left hand. He was like a beautiful woman preening herself in the mirror admiring her beautiful face, admiring the place where her heart is, with her fingertips on her cheek.
He lightly scratched it on his body, but if such an action appeared on a colorful middle-aged greasy man, it would be so eye-catching, and then he heard him sigh quietly from the side: "Oh, I am really
It's beautiful. Fortunately, there is no mirror here, so I can't see myself. Otherwise, wouldn't I be so beautiful to myself?"
Unknowingly, goosebumps appeared on my body. At this point, I have confirmed that something is definitely wrong with this guy. Although he is quite uncomfortable on weekdays, it has not reached such a heinous level.
It's just that for a while I couldn't figure out where the problem was.
Obviously, Lao Bai is not satisfied with self-absorption, he hopes to be recognized by others.
After hitting a wall with me, he lay down alone and talked to himself for a while, and soon changed his target to others.
He first picked up the skinny Uncle Wu Gui, probably because Uncle Wu Gui looked relatively harmless, at least he would not be attacked, and he kept asking him whether he was handsome while carrying his delicate body.
Poor Uncle Wu Gui, he has probably never seen such a battle in his long life. His eyes were a little dull, his lower lip kept trembling, and he couldn't say a word.
Lao Bai pressed the question several times, but seemed to feel bored, so he decisively changed his target and extended his deadly poisonous hand to Xiao Zhi.
Xiaozhi screamed "Wow" and jumped into my arms in fright.
Such a reaction seemed to make Lao Bai very happy. There was an obvious error in his cognitive system, and he kept muttering to himself: "Sure enough, I am the most beautiful person in the world. The little girl must be shy, thinking
The comparison between her and me was a world of difference, which made her feel a little ashamed of herself, so she chose to escape and did not dare to face the reality that she was ugly."
Such words completely anesthetized his mind and made him a little arrogant. In his arrogance, he even pulled Brother Yaozi over and asked with a smile: "Baozi, don't run away, I won't do it because you are ugly."
I refuse to be friends with you, please tell me if I am the most beautiful person in the world..."
"I'll fuck your mother!"
Brother Yaozi couldn't bear it anymore, and his big fist got closer and closer to Lao Bai. With a "bang", Lao Bai was lying on his back on the ground. Two nosebleeds flowed to both sides along the nasolabial folds, looking like a mustache.
Brother Yaozi jumped up and stomped on Lao Bai's body. He roared with red eyes: "I let you be a fool, I made you be a fool, and you did it so disgustingly. I have tolerated you for a long time!!"
Lao Bai curled up into a ball and did not resist. He just held his head and quickly protected all his vitals. He was very experienced in being beaten, but he still had a fascinated smile on his face. While being beaten, he muttered: "Vent out your anger, ugly
When people see the most beautiful person, their emotions will always go out of control. I understand your jealousy, and I forgive your gaffe under jealousy..."
With a sound of "Wow", Zhang Xinya next to her suddenly cried. She kept rubbing her eyes with both hands, holding her throat and shouting: "Don't hit me, don't hit me. Bai Bai is so cute, how can I hit Bai Bai?"
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Judging from that tone, it sounds like he is a typical yip-ying weirdo.
But soon, Zhang Xinya reacted and quickly covered her mouth, her eyes flashed with shock, and her tone returned to normal, saying: "Oh my god, how could I make such a disgusting sound, in vain... vomit!!"
What on earth is going on? I feel really good watching Lao Bai being beaten, but..."
As she spoke, her tears burst out, and she fell on Lao Bai. She looked like a heroine in a Qiong Yao drama who was desperate for life, and shouted: "Don't hit me, please."
You, really don’t fight, you will break him..."
It's like Pandora's box was opened silently, releasing the demon inside, eroding everyone's hearts and minds.
Soon, everyone showed varying degrees of weirdness.
Uncle Wu Gui sang Huangmei Opera at the top of his lungs.
Wushuang jumped away with his hands behind his back. As he walked, he picked up a handful of colorful moss from the ground and sang something like "The young man picking mushrooms, carrying a big bamboo basket on his back"...
Brother Shuisheng shouted, suddenly jumped up, crossed his arms in front of him, and shouted: "Why are you fighting, Diga? Are you fighting to protect them?"
This... is almost a dance of demons.
"Brother Jingzhe, what on earth is going on with them? Please think of a solution!"
Xiao Zhi urged again and again anxiously.
However, when she turned her head, looking at her little face with a little baby fat that could be broken by blows, I fell into a trance. A strange emotion spread from the bottom of my heart and became more and more intense.
It’s almost reached the point where I can’t control myself…
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Chapter completed!