Chapter 1961 Picking and choosing

The way she looked at me was wrong!!

That kind of look is critical!!

Similar looks are often seen on aunts who go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables.

However, when such eyes fall on something that is obviously not very clean, it becomes somewhat meaningful.

Could it be that she is picky, looking for where to eat the best food?

That shouldn't be the case, at least I didn't see any similar murderous intent in her.

She... is just picky!

This is very strange. At this moment, my whole body is frozen and I can't move. Although I can't see what it is yet, but by some strange combination of circumstances, I was hit by it, and I have no power to resist. This Taoist behavior is obvious.

It’s unpredictable. Please note that I also have four little things named Xiaobai, Xiaozhengtai, Meilan, and Wei Rong. Each of the four little things is more scary than the last. They have some weird and weird ways, and they can hide under their noses.

Pulling me down to this place is something even a robot wife can't do.

Moreover, when we were in the building before, it even tore me down under the eyes of my master and others, and my master and the others were still unaware of it, which is enough to show that its behavior has reached a shocking level.

I think it can even compete with Qingzhu.

This is my intuition.

I am just a practitioner at the medicinal level, and I am absolutely powerless to resist such a master who is above the heavenly master.

This is exactly the situation where people are the knife and I are the flesh and blood. If she wants to kill me, she can just snap her fingers. Why bother to pick and choose here?

Not only was she picking and choosing, I also heard her whispering:

"This man is not easy to control. Other people's ears are 40% brittle bone and 60% skin, but his ears are 80% brittle bone and 20% flesh. This kind of man has a tough head. He eats soft things but not hard ones. Three big mouths go by.

I'm convinced, but I'm not convinced in my heart. If I find a chance, I'll have to torment me, and I can't say I'll drag a dozen little bitches outside to make people angry."

"And these little eyes.

When she opens her eyes angrily, she does look a bit fierce, but when she squints her little eyes, she looks bad. No matter how she looks, she looks vulgar. On weekdays, she must always peek at those coquettish bitches outside, otherwise she wouldn't be able to train like this.

A pair of squinting eyes.

Hum, I have an upright face and a fancy heart. I talk about benevolence, righteousness and morality outside, but when I go back home and close the door, I just mess around with love.

I don’t want to torment the people in the house, but with this pair of thieves looking at the little bitch every day, I guess I will have to torment outsiders.”

"And these eyebrows are not good either. The eyebrows are as straight as swords, but I would rather you have a pair of messy thick eyebrows. People with such sword eyebrows are too strong-willed and too rigid, which is not good.

good……"

"..."

The woman murmured in a low voice, with a look of disgust on her face, but when her eyes fell on my nose, her eyes brightened up, as if she had unearthed a piece of gold in the garbage dump, and the smile on her face was charming and bright.

, whispered:

"This nose is good, this nose is really good.

As the old saying goes, men look at their noses and women look at their mouths. The essence of a man’s body is all in his nose...

With such a big nose, he looks very expensive.

Eminem has said before that I heard about men with big noses..."

While she was talking, her eyes did glance at my lower body. She glanced at my lower body several times in succession, but the more she looked at it, the happier she became. In the end, she was overjoyed: "Okay, okay, just this one thing is better than thousands of other things."

All in all, even if I have a bad habit, my aunt will admit it..."

My head was filled with confusion, and I couldn't understand more and more what on earth this girl was going to do.

It's just that it's a bit creepy to be looked at by such a thing from four thousand years ago. If the blade is placed on the neck, it may not be able to give people such fear. On the contrary, in this situation, she still doesn't know what thoughts are brewing.

, ready to torment me...

Suddenly, the way I looked at her changed.

The woman finally woke up from her narcissism, glanced at me, and said with a smile: "Don't be nervous, am I that scary?"

Her tone was strangely coquettish.

I frowned and shouted: "Who are you? What do you want?"

"I hate it, you actually call me a thing..."

The woman rolled her eyes at me and chuckled: "I told you not to be nervous, I won't hurt you."

I shouted: "What exactly do you want?"

"A dog man who doesn't understand the charm..."

The woman cursed in a low voice, then her face turned into a smile, her expressions changed as if she was changing her face, and she hummed: "What can I do, I just like you and want you to be my man!"

I was stunned for a moment, staring at her dumbfounded, completely lost in thought.

"You don't seem to like me that much anymore. Just now you were looking at me with admiration. As soon as you turned your head, you changed your mind. Your eyes seemed to be looking at a fool."

The woman was dissatisfied and cursed "dog man" in a low voice. She lowered her eyebrows and said happily: "Oh, what I said is that you don't look at me infatuated anymore. It turns out that I forgot about this matter. I look like this."

Is it a little weird?"

What do you say?!!!

I can't even complain in my heart.

Black shadows covered her body, and only one head showed its true appearance. At first glance, it looked like there was only one human head shaking in front of me. It was very similar to the flying head that Southeast Asian witches and Gu masters are good at controlling.

Is this weird?

This is all scary, okay!

Even though, that head looks extremely beautiful.

"Then...brother, can I show you what I really look like?"

The head came over again and whispered in my ear: "But my brother is not honest. I can't let you go at will, so don't blame my sister, okay?"

After saying that, she even licked my ear...

My whole body was numb. Even though I was not in the physical body at this time, I still had goosebumps all over my body. I was holding back an old complaint in my heart and had to vomit - you are at least four thousand years old. Do you want to be like this?

Pretending to be young?

And...brother?!

Why don’t you call me Yudi Gege!!

The woman obviously had no awareness of this. After she finished making trouble with me, she patted me lightly a few times. In an instant, a thick cold air enveloped me, and it was directly trapped on my body.

The woman let go of her hand, but my body was still unable to move.

"Brother, watch out. I'm going to show you my true appearance. Don't blink. Also, if your expression isn't right, my sister will be angry and won't show you her face again."

The woman said with a smile and began to retreat at the same time. Every time she took a step back, the shadow on her body receded a little...

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(Third update, I look at all of you here. The men are handsome and the women are beautiful. They look like compassionate people with kind faces and kind hearts. You shouldn’t do such vicious things as forcing others to harm yourself, right?
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