Most things in this world are just hard work, and those who can achieve it in one go are rare. Luck and strength are both indispensable. Fortunately, God is not particularly mean. Putting aside life and death, human relationships cannot be done.

In addition to the problems, most of the time it gives people a second chance, so that many people like me who are not talented enough can at least have the courage to live in this world with dignity.

With the previous experience, I was obviously much more calm this time. After leaving the land that my ancestors had dug for generations to float, I quickly adapted to it, and even began to feel this erratic feeling carefully.

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"Is this what it feels like to be a ghost?"

I couldn't help but have some miscellaneous thoughts. It's really not a good feeling to wait for the edge and feel like a rootless floating duck. No wonder you will get lost after being a ghost for a long time.

The only difference is that I feel a vague sense of restraint on my wrist, like flying a kite, and I am the kite flying in the sky, and Lao Bai is the person holding the thread in his hand, but

When I looked down at my wrist, there was some red string there?

I just thought about these things and didn't pay too much attention to them. I focused more on the surrounding environment.

This foggy place should be regarded as the realm of the underworld?

The fear in my heart was gone, and I couldn't help but feel a little proud. Those who could enter the underworld with their souls while alive were all powerful magicians in Xuanmen.

I once heard that there was a character in the long-lost Maoshan legend. In order to pursue an old man whose soul was taken away before his life was over, he directly crossed the Huangquan Road to stop the evil spirits and took away the old man's soul. It became a good story for a while.

Everyone in the industry gave this a thumbs up after dinner.

However, it is said that he also offended Yin Zai because of this incident, and the result was not good. When he was about to die, the person who went to pick him up was the same Yin Zai who he scolded and blocked. There is a set of rules for picking up the deceased.

, when a person is about to die, Yin Zai sets off, and the moment he dies, Yin Zai arrives. The Yin Zai is planning to harm him, and speeds up after setting off. He has arrived before he is completely breathless, and directly drags him away.

He died half a moment earlier than he was destined to do, so he couldn't bear the pain of dying and committed suicide, so he was regarded as a wasted death and was sent to the hell of wasted death.

He went through countless hardships.

No matter what, those who can have this experience should have more bragging rights in the future.

While I was thinking wildly, a huge stone platform loomed in the endless billowing mist.

"Dianjiangtai!!"

My heart was filled with ecstasy. All my thoughts disappeared at this moment, and only the ancient lotus-shaped stone platform was left in my eyes.

The force pulling me suddenly became stronger at this moment, dragging me straight towards the stone platform.

The billowing fog became restless and turbulent, and evil spirits from the underworld emerged from it one after another.

At the beginning, there were scattered people, but in the end, they were almost rushing out of the thick fog. In a trance, I felt like I was squeezed into a ghost market. I was cut off from sight and could no longer see the general.

After the stage was over, there were only ghost faces dancing in front of me, some were ferocious, some were ferocious, and some... some were indescribable and indescribable...

These are just ghost soldiers and ghost generals, but those who are willing to go out of their way to invite gods will mostly not invite masters like them. Therefore, it is difficult for them to accumulate merit and merit, and naturally they will compete to show off at this time.

A fat old man with red hair, shirtless, a fat belly, and a tuft of red hair on his chest. Two arms as thick as my thighs were swinging a huge stone mill, and he was "full of fat".

"Whoa!" trembling, and every time he played a few times, he would wink at me, his two thick eyebrows jumping up and down like Crayon Shin-chan, and he was really... I didn't dare to accept my advice...

There was also a coquettish female ghost that was pestering me and refusing to let me go. Wherever I drifted, she would follow me, shaking her big breasts crazily, which was very eye-catching...

My face was as black as ink, and I thought about what kind of people these are, sledgehammers, and sex workers. I am not here to find a ghost wife, or to recruit coal diggers. I want roles like you to do this.

What, but I didn’t dare to have an attack. I was afraid that if I accidentally made an inappropriate move again, I would be kicked out of the underworld. I could only bow and apologize again and again, and even said that you are not the person I am looking for. Please forgive me.

, give way.

When these words came out, most of them got out of the way, except for the thick-skinned ones like the red-haired old ghost and the big-breasted female ghost. Unfortunately, there were too many ghosts here, one after another like a frenzy.

My time here is limited, and I haven't seen a significant character so far, so I'm already impatient. Just when I couldn't hold it any longer, my speed suddenly accelerated, and my whole body flew straight into the air, suddenly jumping from the shadows of many ghosts.

The ghost soldiers and generals flew over their heads, and the thick fog rolled below, covering the countless ghost soldiers and ghost generals. Nothing was visible, not even the square stone platform disappeared.

At this moment, I was in a trance and lost my mind for a moment, completely losing the ability to think. When I came back to my senses, I was already standing on the general platform at my feet.

Everything in front of us is foggy, except for a stone platform floating on the rolling thick fog. It's like climbing to the top, overlooking the sea of ​​clouds, and feeling like you can see all the small mountains at a glance.

However, there was nothing in the thick fog, nothing could be seen!

"Coming up now?"

I was a little confused. I didn’t know how long all this took. I touched my wrist subconsciously. The feeling of restraint was still there, and I didn’t feel Lao Bai pulling me. I should still have some time. I didn’t dare to waste time. I stood up and immediately said

He bowed in front of the vast sea of ​​fog and said some upright words, which was nothing more than establishing a heart for the world and a destiny for the people.

The gods of the underworld are naturally willing to do such things as praying to the gods. On the one hand, it has merits, and on the other hand, it can be upright and bright, and it can absorb the vitality of the yang people, just like reincarnating as a human being. There are many benefits, but it is good to understand these things in your heart, but it will not work if you say it out loud.

Okay, although it does sound strange. I obviously did it myself, but I just didn’t want anyone to tell me about it. If I did, I would lose face. At best, I might become angry, or at worst, I could kill someone and silence them. But this is the fact, so I can only

Going with the flow, whether you are a human being or a ghost, there is essentially no big difference.

All these things, I know how to handle them perfectly, so all the words I said have a slightly tragic flavor, and I have the momentum to live up to my youth's lead. I was almost moved, and I couldn't help it.

Sigh, what a selfless young man! In fact, when I bent down to bow, my eyes were wandering back and forth, trying to find a domineering figure in the vast sea of ​​fog that made my blood boil.

Unfortunately, no!!

Not a single hair!!!

I swallowed hard, stood up, bowed again, and said some upright words again.

Result...still no one!

Why?

That’s not right!!

According to what Lao Bai and the others said, the plot shouldn't be like this!

Didn't it mean that when ancestors Chen Tuan and Liu Bowen went to the underworld, they discussed matters with a group of big shots on the general stage for several days and nights?

Why don't I see any birds here?

I mustered up the courage to stand up and tentatively called out: "Is there anyone there?"

A cold sigh came from behind me, and then a gentle female voice sounded: "Young Master came here to look for someone, are you looking for the wrong place?"

I turned around suddenly and saw a woman wearing Han family dark clothes appearing behind me at some point.

I took a steady look at the other party, hesitated for a moment, and asked, "Is this the general station?"

The woman nodded slightly.

"Then why is there no one? Oh, no, why are there no gods from the underworld..."

I hesitated and said: "Didn't you say that Beidi once ordered generals here?"

"Gone."

The woman said: "The young master came here for the first time, and everyone rushed there in great spirits. However, they saw that the young master was rude, so they walked away again..."

After saying this, she probably saw that I looked pale and a little embarrassed, so she added: "However, I heard the sincere words from the young master, and his bloody confession made people cry, so why don't I just let you go?"

How about a trip?"

I looked at this woman with some suspicion. Her appearance made it difficult for me to think of any powerful god from the underworld. I had seen too many scammers before, so I had to be cautious and asked cautiously: "I don't know what my sister's name is."

Who is it?"

"The surname is Qi."

The woman sighed: "It doesn't matter if I don't say my name. Time flies. Two thousand years have passed in the world. Dynasties have changed. My old friend has been reincarnated several times. There should be no more people who don't know me in the world..."

As soon as I heard the magnanimity of the words, I couldn't help but think a little.

More than two thousand years?

He's old enough, and he speaks with such grandeur, he seems to be very powerful!

I didn't know how serious it was, but I was cautious by nature, so I still asked: "My enemy is too vicious, and my sister looks so weak, but I don't know if she can deal with it..."

Originally, I wanted to ask her directly how old she was, but I thought it was too abrupt and was afraid of offending her, so I changed my mind.

Unexpectedly, even so, after asking questions one after another, the woman seemed to be unhappy. She frowned and said: "Young Master is really ignorant. Do you think you can't trust me by asking like this?"

As the saying goes, people have their own characteristics, and ghosts have their own characteristics.

When a person is angry, his sinister appearance is revealed. Then he can see clearly who he is. The same is true for the appearance of ghosts, but what he sees is the appearance of death!!

The moment the woman frowned, I saw black energy gushing out of her body. She no longer looked as beautiful as before. Her whole person was hazy, but what was vaguely reflected in the black mist was a particularly penetrating appearance.

He looked like a human being, but his hands and feet were cut off, his eyes were blinded, and all his hair fell off...

Anyway, it looks bare...

Even though I have seen the ferocious appearance of zombies and monsters many times, I was still shocked by this scene, my legs and feet became weak, and for some reason, two words popped up in my mind - human pigs!!

"The surname is Qi..."

I murmured to myself: "What a ghost! Her surname is Qi, her death was so tragic, and she was a person who lived more than two thousand years ago. I'm afraid this is not the Mrs. Qi who was harmed by Empress Lu in history!"

"

After a brief moment of astonishment, I vaguely understood who I had chosen on the general stage!

Toilet God!!!

After Mrs. Qi died, she was made a god, and she was the toilet god!

The gods of the underworld were called out at the general stage, but they came to order Yama of the Tenth Palace, Yin Shuai, the King of Ghosts, and I named a goddamn toilet god!!

Naturally, this toilet god is not responsible for people's poop and farts, nor does he really watch the toilet. In fact, he determines good and bad fortune...

Legend has it that there are actually many toilet gods, and Mrs. Qi is just one of them, also called Qi Gu. There is also another one called Zi Gu, who was made a god after the death of a poor woman during the Tang Dynasty.

But the most orthodox toilet god is Empress Sanxiao!!

If I invite Empress Sanxiao, she will naturally be dancing with joy. That god was a god in the ancient god war, and her fighting power is definitely very strong. As for the toilet gods later, they were all poor women who were made gods. It can be said that

Good or bad, but in terms of combat effectiveness - well, if I wake up the Tianguan Blade, maybe he can be on par with me!

I am going to fight Lord Water on this trip, so what if I hire a toilet god? Should I ask Qi Gu to see Lord Water and tell him that it will die from an axe, and then Lord Water will immediately belch?

At this time, Qi Gu had probably calmed down and returned to her gentle and elegant appearance. She was looking at me silently. I also looked at her, feeling extremely confused...

Could it be...that I have to return empty-handed this time!?
Chapter completed!