Chapter 376: Huang Laoxie
After walking in this industry for a long time, who hasn’t seen a few ghosts?
But even if you see a ghost, there is no such a way to see a ghost.
I didn't do anything, so why did I die?
The facts are in front of me, and I can't help but admit it. I put the dead yellow-skinned man on the altar and wondered how to explain to Yan Po for a while. The people of the Ma family valued such a son and nephew who depended on the door, and called it the Supreme Immortal. When the Supreme Immortal comes to the door, they can be related to the Guangzong and the Emperor. It's like a palace maid and concubine who was lucky in ancient times. It's a good thing to be lucky. Killing someone's Supreme Immortal is no different from digging someone's ancestral grave.
Seeing that I was embarrassed, Lao Bai burst into laughter heartlessly, reached out and scratched the yellow belly, and said with a smile: "The boss's skills are still so superb, but if you continue to pretend, you may be burping your meal owner. This kid is a cruel person. I guess he is thinking about how to kill someone to silence him!"
Are you really pretending to be dead?
My face turned blue and red, but I felt relieved. Lao Bai said it right, killing someone's immortal is a dead grudge. In order to avoid people's careful tricks in the future, I have no other way to go besides killing people to silence you.
The yellow-skinned lying on the altar quietly opened his eyelids, looked at me with a stingy eyebrow, sat up, and pointed at me with one paw and shouted "chijiji" at me.
Lao Bai's face became more and more exciting, and his face turned red.
This grandson is well-versed in beastly language, so I poked him hard and asked what the yellow boy was talking about.
Lao Bai laughed: "It said...it should be...you should brush your teeth, there is a smell in your mouth, and it will almost smoke it to death!"
I subconsciously wiped the corner of my mouth, smelled it, and there was no smell. Then I realized that the yellow skin felt that I was not respectful enough when I talked to it, and was scolding me for being slapped. I raised my hand and prepared to slap it. Seeing that this thing was lying down softly, I just liked to touch the pranks. Then I put my hands away and said angrily: "Since I can communicate with it, I will ask what happened to its owner. Since I am from the Ma family, there is no reason not to bring the immortals who are worshipped at home when I go on horseback!"
Lao Bai came to the yellow skin and made a sound of "knocking" and the yellow skin was also chirping, with his claws constantly gesturing.
After a moment, Lao Bai turned around and shook his head gently at me, indicating that there was no result.
The only thing that is certain is that Huang Qingxin's accident is definitely related to the last time he went on horseback. As before, he carried a basket on his back, filled with good wine, meat and cigarettes. The yellow skin was nestled inside and enjoyed it. When he needed it, he would jump out and shout twice. Anyway, ordinary people who were furious heard the yellow skin cry, basically became weaker. Even if they did not escape in panic, they were basically willing to sit down and chat, and they would send it away when they met the conditions.
Unfortunately, that day, the dead yellow skin burned most of the sweet potatoes mixed with. The white wine of about 40 degrees was almost over, and people with average alcohol content were almost over, not to mention that such a small yellow skin almost slept until a strong sense of crisis came, and the yellow skin jumped up suddenly. Through the gap on the back basket, I saw that it was dark and black outside, as if there was a black wind blew, and there was a strange "hissing" sound. The animal's instinct told it that there was something amazing outside making a monster.
Huang Pizi immediately used his unique skill - pretending to be dead!
Then, it knew nothing, and it seemed like it smelled a fishy smell, which was very wet and the water vapor was swelling...
When it woke up, Huang Qingxin had already returned home by himself, and then it became like this, sometimes good and sometimes bad...
As for where Huang Qingxin went and what he encountered, Huangpi didn’t know!!
I became more and more sure that there must be an amazing wormwood on the ancestral tomb of Huang Qingxin's family. Otherwise, this person would not live now, and it would be fine if he could not make a fortune in a dangerous place. He was so confused that others would be hit by it at most. He was not sure what he was hurt. He was so good, and he couldn't even understand where he went. This industry is a fatal business. It would not be too much to say that he was locked on his waistband. He didn't cherish his own life. Could it be that he would expect others to help you? This is the first time I saw such a person like this. I don't know whether he should say that he was a big heart or a tiger.
After leaving the small temple, Po Yan was waiting for us in the yard. This woman was worried about such a husband.
There is a big "white" character on the blue brick wall of the main house, which should have been written in moist soil trash. Now the soil has dried up, leaving only some shallow traces. If you don't look carefully, you can't see it.
Huang Qingxin was sleeping in the house. A man in his forties had a fair face and a mustache. If he was wearing a Tang suit and wearing a pair of thousand-layer cloth shoes on his feet, he would definitely be like a master.
Yan Po’s younger brother Yan Shun was sitting by the kang to take care of him. When he saw us coming in, he got up and went to the outer room to get a heater to pour water for us. When he walked, he stuck out his butt, like a duck, and he looked awkward. I felt very sympathetic about his experience. He was drunk and asleep, and suddenly lifted up the quilt and threw it in a string of "one hundred sounds". How tragic should the scene be, just like a monkey stealing peaches. Who among the people who were hit was not to cover their faces and cry, and was ashamed to see people?
Lao Bai and Huang Qingxin looked very familiar. They sat down beside the kang without any hesitation, pulled off the quilt and shouted: "Huang Lao Xie, don't sleep damn it. Aren't you looking for me? I'm here!!"
Huang Qingxin was just confused, frowned and turned his head to curse. When he saw that it was Lao Bai, he immediately became energetic. Just as he was about to say hello, he found a few of us, so he hesitated and asked: "Lao Bai, don't know these people are..."
"Are you going to die? I'll invite all the experts you can invite!"
Lao Bai waved his hand carelessly and shouted, "The successor of the Liguan Official, the ferryman, Beiwu Yaozi, and Mr. Zhang's niece in Zhenwu Temple. As for that little girl, don't ask, you are of the same age as Mr. Zhang, and I'm afraid you will be scared to death if I didn't have me, you wouldn't have seen so many masters in your life..."
Lao Bai was so excited that I was so embarrassed for him. Brothers and others were so fierce. As for the mountain who were always chased by someone and ran away?
Fortunately, Huang Laoxie was in good condition today and was not sick. He was about to go to the ground when he heard this. I immediately stopped him and asked him to stay on the kang. However, the courtesy was very large. Even if he was sitting on the kang, he still greeted him with his fists.
"Okay, Huang Laoxie, don't have so many etiquettes!"
Lao Bai pressed Huang Laoxie's shoulder and said, "Since you're still breathing, let's talk about what you encountered. We just asked the boss, but it couldn't tell me why. You can tell me the way for you, and I'll help you settle this matter."
Yan Po said that whenever she asked about this, Huang Laoxie would go crazy, grab his hair, hit the wall with his head, and seek death. Now Lao Bai asked about it, but this situation did not happen. Huang Laoxie just sat on the kang with a look of desolation, lowered his head and sighed: "Oh, I saw the depth of friendship in times of danger. Lao Bai, to be honest, if it weren't for you this time, I would have to explain that I had made me confused two days ago, and it was not until last night that I vaguely remembered some things."
"You remembered it?"
Lao Bai was overjoyed, this was an unexpected surprise. He hurriedly held Huang Laoxie's hand and asked what the other party had remembered.
"It's hard to describe it!"
Huang Laoxie shook his head: "You are all wise people. If I show you something, you will understand everything."
Zhang Xinya has a hot temper and can't stand the man's peeing and whispering, frowned and said, "Why is a big man so lazy?"
Huang Laoxie glanced at Zhang Xinya, looking like he was eager to speak but stopped. Even I couldn't stand it anymore. I couldn't help but urge him. Then he said, "There is still an unmarried yellow-flowered daughter in the house, which is not suitable."
Zhang Xinya pulled Xiaozhi and turned around, and said angrily: "Is this time okay?"
Huang Laoxie then slowly stood up from the kang, gritted his teeth, looked as if he was not afraid of it, and slowly took off his pants. He was not familiar with us, so he could only stick his bare butt into Lao Bai.
Lao Bai slapped his butt, and laughed and scolded with anger: "I'm not interested in your thing. If you have something to say, don't disgust me!"
"Just on the butt!"
Huang Laoxie said in a muffled voice: "Look carefully..."
Seeing that he was speaking seriously, I stood aside and looked at it, with a big butt, nothing.
Lao Bai stopped talking, went up and took a closer look, muttering, "There is nothing..."
Yan Shun entered the room with a few tea cups in his hand. He happened to see this scene. His face changed and he hurriedly shouted: "Master, stay away from my brother-in-law..."
Before he finished speaking, two strange sounds of "puff puff" sounded, and they were filled with a faint sound of water...
Not to mention Lao Bai, we were all shocked. No one expected that after entering such a big circle, we would finally come like this.
Not to mention Lao Bai, his eyes were dull and muttered to himself: "You dare to fart at my face, how dare you..."
As he said that, he also wiped his face mechanically, looked down at his hands, and his pupils contracted sharply...
“Hahahahaha…”
Huang Laoxie burst into laughter, lifted his pants and spitted at Brother Yaozi. If Brother Yaozi hadn't reacted quickly, he would have been spitted. This grandson didn't care about Brother Yaozi's sucking eyes at all, and shouted: "What Beiwu or any ritual officer, dare to wander in front of me. I'm gonna eat shit!"
"ah!!"
Lao Bai finally realized his reaction, screamed and rushed to the kang.
The whole family finally came to their senses at this time. There was no way. That scene was so eye-catching. Who could have thought of it?
But no matter how hard Lao Bai rushed up and beat Huang Lao Xie. The crowd left here with Lao Bai and went to the living room. Lao Bai's angrily anger finally calmed down. He pulled a handful of paper from the paper pull box and kept wiping his face. His breath was like a cow, and his eyes were covered with blood...
"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry..."
Po Yan apologized repeatedly, but unfortunately this was an honest middle-aged woman, who could only say three words after tossing and turning.
"Sister, you don't know your brother-in-law's situation. How can you let the Taoist masters believe your brother-in-law's words?"
Yan Shun smiled bitterly and complained, "I'm also blamed for this. That day, you asked me to take care of my brother-in-law for two days. I brought a few watermelons here. Unexpectedly, my brother-in-law would eat them all in a while. Who can bear it? I got diarrhea at night, which made me feel bad. Now he is really disgusting. When I was busy, I forgot to remind you. As soon as I entered the house, I knew my brother-in-law had something wrong with me, but it was still too late..."
Lao Bai happened to take out a watermelon seed from his bun. His mood had just calmed down and immediately lost his ability. He screamed and picked up a fruit knife from the table and shouted, "I want to kill you." He jumped up and rushed into the bedroom. We finally held it down.
"No one really expected this. He was in a very good state today, treated people very well and spoke clearly. I thought that several Taoist masters came, and he recovered suddenly, but he didn't expect... What should I do!!"
Po Yan was so anxious that she was tearful that she remembered us a few times and asked quickly: "Several Taoist priests, have you seen anything?"
We were speechless when we asked this.
Brother Yaozi and I looked at each other and shook our heads together.
Whether it is what Huangpi said or what Huang Laoxie showed, it is definitely a terrible thing, yes, it's very certain!!
But, what kind of evil happened, we were at a loss.
Not to mention seeing this situation, I have never heard of it!!
"Let's take a look..."
Brother Yaozi sighed and couldn't say anything, so he could only give everything to time. He squinted his eyes and said to Yan Po, "Don't worry, since we have come here, we won't go back in a mess. You go clean a room and we will live here. You and your brother go out and ask more, and see who in the village had seen him when your husband went on a horse last time. It's very important to find out where he went.
As for him, I don’t think he is in danger of life. I might as well observe for two more days. Let’s stay here and see for yourself. Maybe we can find a way out..."
Chapter completed!