Chapter 905 Bai Yujing in the Sky

"The white jade capital in the sky has five cities on the twelfth floor.

The immortal caressed my head, and my hair was knotted, so I could live forever.

…”

I raised my head and looked at the three big golden characters "Bai Yujing" in silence, not knowing what expression to make.

Hu Da probably saw me jumping up from the chair like a corpse as soon as I woke up, and then put on such a look, which made him more or less confused, so he poked me with his fingers as thick as a child's arm.

My legs went weak, and I sat down on the ground with a bang, muttering to myself: "Bai Yujing? Is this Bai Yujing?"

No wonder I'm so out of sorts...

Although I am a ceremonial officer, I actually don’t know much about the ceremonial officer. I am a Taoist master, and I have learned the five Taoist techniques of fortune-telling and divination. I also read Taoist scriptures.

are also Taoist gods...

It can be said that except for the fact that I have not studied Taoist inner alchemy, in other respects, I am a Taoist through and through!!

Bai Yujing is a holy place in the hearts of Taoists.

At this moment, all I can think of is one sentence - The King of the First Heaven, above the center of the sky, is named Yujing Mountain, and has a palace in the mountain, decorated with gold and jade.

This Bai Yujing is the residence of Yuanshi Tianzun!

Some people also believe that it is the residence of God!

Of course, this God is not the Jesus of the Westerners. The Chinese have their own God, God Haotian, who is the supreme god of traditional belief. This is the real God of the Chinese people. I don’t know who lacks a great translation.

The word god is translated into God, so that when Chinese people mention God, they immediately think of the Western one. For God's sake, if the word God is simply transliterated, it can even be translated into Goudaner...

All in all, Bai Yujing is the residence of the Supreme God...

But what I see at this moment is a broken mountain valley that exudes the smell of urine. Words can no longer describe how many blows I have received as a Taoist disciple in my heart at this moment...

The old fox said proudly to the side: "How's it going? This is the whimsical idea of ​​my ancestors. It's so grand to carve these three big characters at the entrance of my house!"

style?

I got angry and looked at this guy with a twisted expression: "You mean... this is not the real Bai Yujing, and the legend of Bai Yujing did not spread from here, but was forged by you bunch of coquettish foxes.

, just for... style?!"

The old fox was a little frightened by my stare, and subconsciously took a step back: "What do you want to do, no matter what!"

"What? What do you think?!"

I took action decisively, beating the old fox back with one fist, and said with a sneer: "You should be glad that it is me who comes here today, not my master. If it were my master, all your foxes would be gone. You

Believe it or not?"

In fact, after confirming that this was not the real Bai Yujing, my mood had returned to normal. This fist was purely a malicious revenge on this old fox. Along the way, he made some arrangements and instructions from his ancestors, but he still tormented me a lot.

Now I put a fist into this guy's eyes, and it's just one word - cool!!

As a result, after feeling happy, I stung a hornet's nest.

There were "crackling" sounds like fried beans coming from the huge cave, one after another, followed closely by the black and yellow evil wind blowing in the face.

I just took a sip, and my stomach immediately turned upside down. Acid water kept rising up my throat, and tears of sourness came to my eyes. I quickly covered my mouth and nose and stepped back. I bent over and vomited with a "wow" sound.

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Immediately, a burst of "squeaking" fox calls came from the cave, and a large number of large and small foxes surged up, squatting at the entrance of the cave, baring their teeth and waving their claws in protest at me.

So disgusting!!

The feeling of nausea seems to be lingering.

This is really body odor!!

I covered my mouth and nose and cursed at the old fox: "Are you foxes or yellow-skinned people? Why do you fart at people when you have nothing to do?"

The old fox received a punch from me and was feeling unhappy. Hearing this, he sneered and said, "Who are you looking down on? Who doesn't have the ability to protect themselves? You kid..."

Before he finished speaking, he heard a very old female voice.

"Hmm, it smells so familiar...is my husband here?"

"..."

My whole body immediately stiffened, because... the sound came from behind me, and it was very close.

Vaguely, I even felt something poking out of the bushes behind me. It was wet and a little warm, and it was swimming against my body and making a "chichi" sound.

Before I could turn around, a paw suddenly came out from the bushes, grabbed my waist and pulled me back violently, and then I fell into the arms of something. At the same time, a wet fox head suddenly

It poked out from the bushes, and it was about the same size as a human head. It had lost a lot of hair, and it looked like there were bald spots everywhere. It had an extremely ferocious face, and its green eyes were full of fierceness, and it was directed at the people in front of them.

The big and small foxes who bared their teeth in protest at me let out a terrifying roar.

It looks like a fox, but its roar is not like a fox at all. Instead, it is as domineering and terrifying as a liger, which is breathtaking.

The foxes in front were frightened, and they ran away with their tails between their legs. One of them, who looked to be at least eight or nine months old, collapsed on the ground, his whole body trembling, and he saw feces and urine flowing out.

When an adult fox passes by, he grabs another in his mouth and escapes without a trace in the blink of an eye...

However, I am not the least bit happy about this. Whether it is with the old fox or with these children of the Hu family, it is mostly a fight. After all, no one will threaten anyone, otherwise these children of the Hu family will not be facing each other.

I farted, but I pounced directly...

But this thing behind me is...

It can be clearly seen from the reactions of those foxes that they don’t know this thing at all!!

I turned around little by little with my stiff neck, and finally saw what this thing looked like!

This is indeed a fox, a snow-white fox, of the same height as a human being, but he has lived for an unknown number of years and has bald hair in many places on his body. He is not as clean as other foxes, and he has not played with himself for an unknown amount of time.

, is extremely stinky, and there is an unspeakable viciousness and madness in the green eyes. I am sure that those children of the Hu family will definitely be torn to pieces by this thing if they run poorly...

Moreover, I have an intuition that this fox is probably very, very terrifying and has so much power that even my master... may not be able to deal with it!!

How could I feel at ease with such a crazy fox in my arms?

At this time, the crazy fox finally turned around, as if his face had changed. The previous viciousness and madness disappeared instantly, his eyes suddenly softened, and he sniffed me with his nose, and murmured: "Sure enough,

It’s you, you smell the same, you look exactly the same, look at that little flat nose, and that little butt with a broken eye... Is there anyone more handsome than you in this world?"

What kind of aesthetic is this!!

Small butt, flat eyes, small flat nose...

Can such a combination be called handsome?

Moreover, I admit that I have a pair of small butt-shaped eyes, but I prefer to call it a single-eye ratio. My nose is not flat, but it is a bit big, that’s all!!

It's a pity that I don't dare to talk back.

After the crazy fox "slandered" my appearance for a while, a flash of sadness suddenly flashed in his eyes, and he lowered his head and said: "I knew you wouldn't die. You are a hero, how could you die? They all

I said you were dead, but I didn’t believe it, so I waited and waited... I’ve waited until now, and I’ve been waiting until I’ve grown old. Finally, I’ve waited for you, but you’re exactly the same as before. You won’t dislike me, right?”

This thing raised its head and looked at me expectantly.

I still don’t understand the situation, but how dare I disobey you? I can only keep nodding...

At this time, I could only hope for the old fox. I turned my head stiffly and looked at the old fox.

However, the old fox was no less frightened than me. After looking at each other with Hu Da... he turned around and ran away!!

That's right, this guy ran away, running very cleanly, like a little girl whose breasts were attacked, running wildly while covering her breasts, and screaming——

"Ah!!! It's not dead!! Ancestor, ancestor, come out quickly, it's not dead!!!"

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Chapter completed!