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Chapter 036: Become That Happy Toothbrush

() After listening to the wretched man's mouthful and frothing at the mouth, Bai Chi and some people behind him were dumbfounded and looked at the wretched man blankly. It took Baichi a long time to come back to his senses and he actually felt a strong ** underneath him.

I can't even press it.

Thinking of that scene makes people's blood boil, and even a nosebleed is considered minor. Looking back at the dozens of small tents behind him, Bai Chi felt a little thirsty and asked with difficulty

"Wang Heping, are you telling the truth? What do you really use? A toothbrush? Don't tell me you are just making it up."

After saying that, Bai Chi even licked his dry lips with unsatisfied intention, and subconsciously said something that made everyone laugh.

"I feel like I really want to be that happy toothbrush."

His face turned slightly red with embarrassment, and then Bai Chi turned around and shouted coldly

"What's so funny? Have you never seen a chicken? I wiped it."

But that wretched man, who had no discernment at all, came up and added something that made Bai Chi go berserk:

"Boss, you've only been here for a month and you can't hold it in any longer? How about I sacrifice myself once and clean my butt at night so you can get rid of the fire first? It's not expensive. You can give me ten loudspeakers first. You see.

How's it going?"

"roll!"

"Uncle, don't you think I have good intentions? I'm afraid you won't be able to hold it in anymore..."

"Do you want to continue guarding the General Building? It's your sister's fault."

"Okay, sir, just pretend I didn't say anything."

With an angry face, but with a smile in his eyes, Bai Chi looked at the people in the room, but there was an inexplicable warmth in Bai Chi's heart. It felt good to be cared about, but that way was too weird.

People can’t accept it!

Although this place is a mixed bag of dragons and snakes, and is full of scum, I have to say that there are true and loving people in the world. Although they are small, they are indeed real people, and they can fully express the desires in the heart of the people.

Once you get out, you don’t have to worry about social morality and the like.

Silently thinking about his own changes in the past month, Baichi could only let go of the sigh in his heart. This is reality. Standing on the top of that mountain and singing any folk song, there is no way to deceive me.

After a while, the old man stood at the iron gate shouting "report".

At this time, a prison guard named Gao came over. I heard his name was Gao Song, and he was about thirty years old. Because there is a two-shift system here, Deng Chao is on the day shift, and Gao Song is on the night shift.

He looked at the old man, and then looked with strange eyes at Shan Dao, who was squatting silently behind him, and Bai Chi, who was sitting in the first position on the floor and playing a trumpet. Then he opened the iron door and let the old man out and brought him into the office.

Bai Chi chatted and spanked with the prisoners in the cell. After about an hour, the old man came back with a red face. How could he tell that he was an asthmatic patient?

After entering the room, the old man sat down next to Bai Chi, took out his cigarette, lit it, and said proudly

"Fortunately, I brought the money in."

When Bai Chi heard this, he couldn't help but be a little surprised. How long had he been out? Then he came in with money? He looked up and down on the old guy curiously and asked.

"Where is the money? On a hot day, where can you put the money for a pair of tank tops and shorts?"

The old man rolled his eyes and said angrily

"You're such a country bumpkin. Do you have to ask for banknotes? What I brought in were checks, a cash check for 10,000 yuan, ten in total. I think it's enough for you to bid the day after tomorrow. Don't let your brothers down. Let's

The old and young men in charge are all counting on you."

After saying that, the old guy took out ten checks from his pocket and handed them to Bai Chi, and then ordered

"You put it away. If someone raids the prison, it won't be worthwhile for the director of the detention center to search it out. Then I will have to trouble my old man to make a trip."

As a result, Bai Chi took a look at the pile of blank paper in the old guy's hand. Sure enough, the denomination of each piece of paper was a cash check of 10,000. He thought to himself: This old guy is really not simple. He spent an hour wandering around and just came back.

A hundred thousand oceans.

But Bai Chi didn't ask too much. Everyone has their own secrets. Why bother to get to the bottom of it? The wretched man licked his face and whispered flatteringly to the old guy.

"The second master is the second master. It was settled in one go. I really respect and worship you. My respect for you is like the mountains and rivers, which are endless..."

"roll...."

"Second Master, I don't..."

"Bai Chi, call your horse over, old man, I'm going to have asthma."

Bai Chi glanced at the old guy blankly and asked stupidly.

"What is a horse?"

"Hahahahaha...."

"Hahaha..."

"Boss, you are so funny..."

"Oh my god, this is our uncle, you are so awesome."

"It seems that the uncle has no common sense at all. How about we give him some knowledge?"

"What the hell, uncle is also the target of your arrangement? Do you want to eat fist-roasted meat?"

Wu Zi's roar immediately silenced the people in the dormitory. Only the mountain knife sat behind the plank and looked at Wu Zi coldly, with a sinister light in his eyes.

"Brother Wu Zi, don't be angry. Why don't you just make a joke? It's okay to make a joke in the chat room, so as not to lose your temper. Come and tell me, what is Ma Zi?"

Bai Chi smiled and comforted Wu Zi.

Wu Zi walked to Bai Chi with an ashen complexion and said with a big grin.

"Mazi means mistress, uncle, do you understand?"

After a sudden pause, Bai Chi really didn't understand, so he asked again:

"Huh? What, mistress?"

The old man heard it funny and added another sentence at the end

"You can also understand it as a lover, now you understand? But it's not a female, it's a male."

Staring at the black line at one end, Bai Chi looked at the wretched man and said angrily

"Don't come within three steps of me again, or I'll beat you to death."

Time in the cell always flies by, especially when it comes to eating, which is always so exciting. Listening to the iron wheeled cart that delivers food gradually coming in, everyone in cell 308 stretched their necks, their throats filled with laughter.

There was a gurgling sound of swallowing saliva.

"Gulu"

"Gulu"

"Gulu"

After knowing that Bai Chi actually became the boss of 308 in a short period of time, Sister Yingzi no longer arranged and teased Bai Chi. She also knew the rules in the house.

After handing three pots of braised pork and two cigarettes to 308, Yingzi twisted the huge pair of fat rabbits and sixteen-pack abs, and asked curiously through the iron door

"Your account has made a fortune? Are you so willing to give it up?"

Bai Chi said with a smile

"Where is it? Because I promised the brothers in the house yesterday, I will have a good meal today. By the way, where is Sister Yingzi and Yue Songnu? Aren't they going to deliver the meal with you?"

When Bai Chi asked about the shy little girl, Yingzi's fat face couldn't help but darken, and she whispered:

"The singer is not feeling well today. She is ill. There is nothing we can do. Tomorrow our house will go out to work. I can't protect the singer anymore. I have been protecting the eldest sister for three months. She has not gone through any scenes. She is so old.

I'm still young, it seems like this time...hey!"

After hearing Sister Yingzi's words, Baichi understood what was going on. It turned out that tomorrow's foreign workers were none other than Yingzi and the others. Not only that, Baichi also learned a piece of news that made him a little happy. The Moon Song Girl turned out to be a

at.
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