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Chapter 110: There Are Three Methods

"In my opinion, Sister Xiaofang's snoring is severe, which is caused by holding her fart." Niu Xiaotian slowly lit a cigarette after meals, and his words were amazing.

An Yue couldn't help but kick Niu Xiaotian at the table, talking nonsense, something messy and strange about it, so disgusting, and she didn't look at her eating!

"Well, I don't know how I saw this?" Gong Juan asked in surprise.

"Hehe, it's very simple. During the treatment process, Sister Xiaofang's body was too quiet." Niu Xiaotian smiled.

"Brother Oda, is this the cause of snoring?"

Fan Zhihui asked, Niu Xiaotian's statement completely reversed the medical knowledge he knew.

"Of course not. There are many reasons for snoring, but this is why Sister Xiaofang."

Niu Xiaotian put forward the argument and made a detailed discussion. Holding farts leads to gastrointestinal dysfunction and thus causes respiratory disorders. These can be seen from Gong Fang's appearance.

The digestive system belongs to earth, the respiratory system belongs to metal, and among the five elements, earth produces metal.

Therefore, if there is a problem with the digestive system and the respiratory system lacks nourishment, it will inevitably become weak, resulting in poor breathing and thus triggering thunderous snoring.

The three people on the table were stunned for a moment, but after careful consideration, I felt that Niu Xiaotian was right.

Hehe, Fan Zhihui felt funny and couldn't help laughing. His wife immediately kicked under the table with dissatisfaction and quickly closed her mouth.

The discussion about farts caused discomfort and ended the lunch early.

After leaving Fuwang Restaurant and passing through the building materials store, Niu Xiaotian asked An Yue to stop the car and run in quickly.

Soon, I came out with a black plastic bag.

An Yue asked what he bought, but Niu Xiaotianshen didn't say it secretly.

On the way back, Niu Xiaotian received the 20,000 yuan transferred by Fan Zhihui on WeChat, and immediately gave An Yue a look, and then transferred 6,000 yuan according to the agreed ratio.

An Yue laughed, very satisfied with it, and finally didn't worry about it.

"I hope you will tell me with justice that I am honest and refuse to bribe!" Niu Xiaotian reminded.

"Haha, you and I fight side by side, share risks and share benefits." After all, An Yue is right, "Oda, this kind of body-transparent talisman seems to be very powerful!"

An Yue was chatting while driving. What she saw and heard today also reminded her that she should not let strangers touch their bodies easily, as it may cause hidden dangers.

"Actually, I will do it, the one I used to prick Xiuxiu and Yingzi to be the body-transmitting talisman. If it is not removed, it will be carried on you all the time." Niu Xiaotian said.

"Then your level is definitely not as good as that person."

An Yue looked at the problem very accurately. She also had a body-transparent talisman. She used a needle for a long time and patted it with her hands for three times, and the height immediately appeared.

"That's right!" Niu Xiaotian did not deny, "This woman is very evil. She probably blocked her way of wealth and would sooner or later cause trouble for me."

"You are just a naughty man, and you do nothing but consequences." An Yue complained, and was also worried about Niu Xiaotian.

"We are full of righteousness, and ghosts are not afraid of ghosts and gods. Who will do it with whom!" Niu Xiaotian patted his chest, full of passion.

"Be careful, always feel something is wrong, so many alternatives pop up all of a sudden."

An Yue kindly reminded her, and her brows also frowned.

First, the appearance of monsters, but now there are even monsters, which makes people feel uneasy.

The car drove into the village department, and An Yue had to go to work in the afternoon. I have to say that she is a diligent village director.

Well, he is more diligent.

Niu Xiaotian was walking around and returning home with a black plastic bag. He was lying on the kang and was about to take a break when a sound came from WeChat.

The person who sent the message was Gong Fang.

"Master Niu, you are so weird. You can even tell me that my fart is suffocated."

"Print suit!" Niu Xiaotian brought back a smugness.

"You can't say it publicly, I'm just guarding my brother-in-law!" Gong Fang complained.

If Gong Fang had known that her brother-in-law would have laughed at her, she would have been even more depressed at this moment.

"Who will laugh at the patient? Everyone feels sorry for you, too late." Niu Xiaotian didn't tell the truth.

"That's right, I feel so pitiful! But now, I'm gone without farting anymore, what should I do?"

"Eat leeks, eat onions!"

"Ah~ It's so disgusting!"

They were all young people, so the two started chatting on WeChat, and they were very happy for a while.

Gong Fang’s job is a primary school Chinese teacher in the town. According to her, the reason for holding back the fart is because she teaches the children and does not want to make strange noises, which attracts ridicule.

This problem will be faced in the future and I don’t know how to solve it unless I change jobs.

Therefore, Master Niu has three methods for online guidance.

Method 1: Put on squatting down to pick up things, or tie your shoelaces, and relax behind it, causing the airflow vibration to weaken and you can fart silently.

Method 2: Knock the blackboard hard, remind students to listen carefully and use a louder sound to cover up the farts.

Method 3: Put on the phone and walk out of the classroom and put the fart in the corridor.

Awesome!

Gong Fang sent a string of emojis that were laughing so hard that she burst into tears, and finally gave her a thumbs up.

To express his gratitude, Gong Fang sent a red envelope of 200 yuan. After Niu Xiaotian received it, he sent it back to her.

"Oda, what do you mean?" Gong Fang asked a big question mark.

"I'll ask you something, too."

"Say, I will do my best."

"Remember carefully, what does the woman who gave you a trick look like?" Niu Xiaotian asked.

"Hold on!"

Ten minutes later, Gong Fang sent a photo found online, "It's probably like this, the woman's eyes are slightly smaller and her chin is pointed."

"Thank you!"

"What are you asking about this?" Gong Fang asked.

"If I help you this time, I offend her thoroughly. I will definitely take revenge on me. There is no saying that blocking people's way of wealth is like killing parents." Niu Xiaotian replied.

"It's all my fault!"

"Haha, it has nothing to do with you. Such a person deserves to die!" Niu Xiaotian fired a bleeding knife.

It moved Gong Fang very much. In her eyes, Niu Xiaotian was simply the embodiment of justice and had a very tall image.

Gong Fang also said that she would find someone to edit the photos and send her closer image to her brother-in-law Fan Zhihui.

Once something is discovered, the person must be crippled and the person's revenge will not succeed.

Lying on the kang, Niu Xiaotian looked at the photos sent by Gong Fang very carefully.

Very ordinary rural women, chubby, are not prominent in the crowd.

Such a person can even fool Gong Fang. It cannot be said that Gong Fang is stupid, but she is very clever.

After repeatedly remembering this image in my mind, Niu Xiaotian's sleepiness was gone. He got up and went to Houyuanzi's martial arts training ground, and started practicing.

Midnight.

Niu Xiaotian got off the kang and left the house quietly. This time he didn't bring a black piece of black, but he was carrying the black plastic bag.

After coming to the old house, Niu Xiaotian found a ladder under the hazy moonlight, climbed onto the roof, took out some tiny powder from the plastic bag, and sprinkled it evenly on it.

In the next few nights, Niu Xiaotian kept repeating this incident, and no one noticed this night wanderer.

On this day, a semi-supernatural incident spread like wildfire in Xingwang Village and was immediately circulated, arousing everyone's strong curiosity.

The old house of Niu Xiaotian’s family shines at night!
Chapter completed!
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