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Chapter 565 Continue to shout, do not stop!(1/2)

"This is acrobatics! It's a stunt!"

"Are they doing Slam Dunk? This can't be true?"

"Damn it, those Chinese are humiliating us!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

"..."

At this time, most of the American spectators felt as despaired as the players on the field, but many American spectators couldn't help shouting loudly, because such a slam dunk had never happened before in the entire history of basketball, and no one even dared to imagine it.

There is such an inhuman slam dunk! Even "Slam Dunk", which has become popular in the United States this year, dare not draw it like this!

Shen Lang also regretted asking his men to be too restrained at this time. When "Slam Dunk" was first published two years ago, he was worried that the high school students in the comics could dunk would look too YY, so he asked everyone not to make too exaggerated things.

Dunk plot.

But look at it now. Not to mention those three perverted guys, even Han Li, who has just graduated from high school, was able to dunk a "big windmill" against the United States team in the Olympic finals.

"Slam dunk", now look at the dunks of the talented Liu Chuanfeng and Ying Hua in the comics, it seems that they are far from being abnormal!

The Japanese felt the deepest feeling at this time. They were even more desperate than the Americans because the book "Slam Dunk" really aroused the popularity of all teenagers in Japan.

But it is precisely because it is so popular, especially "Slam Dunk" after the modification of this dimension that almost all the characters' heights have been raised by one level. It can be said that young people in Japan are obsessed with it, and they can't help but

It gave rise to a kind of unconfidence in basketball.

This is also one of their intentions in modifying the height. Ying Hua directly became 1.98 meters in the comics, Liu Chuanfeng, who was also a freshman in high school, was initially 1.91 meters, Jing San's initial height was 1.96 meters, and Gorilla was

It is 2.06 meters, even Gong Chengtian has 1.78 meters.

The height of these characters alone makes a large number of Japanese junior high school students and high school students not think that they can play basketball. After all, most Japanese at this age need to look up to the height of Gong Chengtian.

If we look at the group of Chinese stars who behave more abnormally in reality, many Japanese viewers in front of the TV can't help but think in their hearts: Liu Chuanfeng is not the most powerful high school student in Hunan, even if he can get from Shonan High School

Hunan breaks out. Facing the elite teams and talents from all over China, it may be difficult to dominate the country in the future, because then a real monster like Luda may appear. In other words, a guy like Luda should be a caricature.

The protagonists in it, right? Liu Chuanfeng and Ying Hua won’t even be able to achieve their goal of becoming professional players in the end, right?

Thinking this way, the Japanese become even more desperate!

Because Liu Chuanfeng and Ying Hua already made them think that there are no such outstanding basketball talents in Japan, but in reality, these two people are probably not comparable to Han Li and Yuan Feihu, let alone Luda and others.

These two people are the main players of the Chinese men's basketball team in Asian competitions. They have all seen with their own eyes how abnormal these two people are when they play the Japanese men's basketball team.

In the end, the Japanese could only come up with a cruel formula - realistic Japanese basketball<high school students in Chinese comics<realistic Chinese women's basketball<realistic young newcomers of Chinese men's basketball<realistic Chinese men's basketball real stars...

At this time, the Chinese players did not know that the inner activities of the Japanese were so rich. At this time, they sincerely made an action that made the Americans feel heartbroken - they saw three monsters performing a "Three Flowers Gathering" dunk.

, this time he did not return to defense immediately after the goal, but stopped directly in the penalty area of ​​the US team to celebrate. Of course, it can also be understood as showing off one's strength, or it is not impossible to call it "grave disco".

The first is Wu Jie, the No. 1 dancer. We aliens have too many celebration tricks, but unfortunately most of them are classics on the football field. This makes basketball fans always ridiculed by football fans as "picking up people's wisdom."

But today's aliens finally made a new celebration, which finally allowed basketball fans to raise their heads in front of football fans - Luda and Ma Donglong in the opposite half completed a feat that made even God cry.

After receiving the cooperation, he, the first passer, immediately put his hands together and tilted his head, making a "good night gesture" with a cute splash, which meant: the children in front of the TV screen can turn off the TV and sleep peacefully.

Luda's celebration was a few seconds later than Wu Jie's, but it was also the first time he celebrated - he gently tapped his left wrist with his right hand, and with a domineering facial expression,

It is as if he is saying to his opponent, "Noon has arrived, and your time to die has been decided."

But the craziest thing this time was not the two of them, but Ma Donglong, who finally completed a stunning dunk. After landing, the big man rushed all the way to the technical stage, and then, in front of the surprised eyes of the whole world, he

He jumped up, waved his hands and shouted loudly: This is our territory!

At this moment, the Americans were red and warm, and the stick man collapsed!

However, if there are Americans, or stick people, who feel that this sentence is a pun, then they will be happy for the other party to match it!

But regardless of whether this sentence is a pun or not, Ma Donglong's domineering and aggressive movements and roars are enough to add a lot of intensity to their dunk that shocked history.

Of course, what makes Americans most distressed is not only the exaggerated celebrations of these three brothers, but also that their attack did not encounter any defense at all. The Chinese did not even bother to look at them.

Just let them run over and throw the ball easily, and a sense of charity has already filled the whole place.

But do you think this is the most heartbreaking part?

Of course not!

The most damning thing is that after Jordan received a pass from Bird in the frontcourt, a three-pointer from the top of the arc with no defender ten meters around him actually bounced high and landed directly on the backboard - out of bounds!

"Fuck! Why doesn't he go to the layup? Why!"

This is the hysterical accusation made by countless Americans. Even Jordan blushed at this moment and asked himself: Why don't I lay up? Even if I take two more steps, I can shoot a mid-range shot!

But the answer is actually very simple, because facing the Chinese team's dunk coordination that even God would be amazed by, especially when faced with such a charity shot opportunity, he really couldn't lose face and took another step forward, even shooting this three-pointer.

Very resistant to passing the ball!

Larry Bird said: That’s why I know how to pass the ball. It’s embarrassing to throw the ball, but if it doesn’t go in, it’s more than just embarrassing! You’re still too young!

Jordan really collapsed at this moment! He had the urge to flee the stadium immediately and hide at home forever from now on!

At this moment, he really had no face to face the eyes of the whole world that must be full of ridicule and ridicule.

Fortunately, he didn't see that right behind him, Wu Jie showed a very sinister expression of disbelief, and then spread his hands in a helpless gesture.

"Pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah..."

Don’t get me wrong, this is not the sound of a slap in the face, but the sound of countless TV sets being turned off across the United States!

In this era, even most TVs in American homes do not have remote controls and are still designed with physical switches.

"beep!"

Just as half of the audience was silent and half began to cheer for the continuous epic performances, the referee from Argentina finally called Shanshan a foul on Ma Donglong's illegal celebration and did so with a kind smile.

A technical foul signal was issued!

To be honest, this picture is more like awarding a Medal of Honor to a combat hero!

"Pop!"

Don't get me wrong, this is not the sound of the TV turning off, but a real slap in the face to Americans!

Ruda had already walked back to his own half. After seeing the referee's penalty, he immediately smiled contemptuously, and then made a "please" gesture to the American in an extremely gentlemanly manner!

"Wow, isn't this too much?"

"I blush for the Americans!"

"By the way, no one was guarding the ball just now, but it was actually able to hit the backboard?"

"Haha, are Americans here to make fun of you?"

"They may have watched too much "Slam Dunk"! Isn't this a tribute to that funny Ying Hua?"

"Hey, this isn't much funnier than watching "Slam Dunk"!"

"..."

At this time, audiences from all over the world couldn't help but complain about the Americans' funny scene. Of course, they mostly laughed at them for being so embarrassed and embarrassed.

This is the American Dream Team that was originally world-famous and intimidating!

Who would have thought that when meeting the Chinese team, such a dream team would be as funny as a clown!

This is really off the mark, it’s a huge stretch!

So one can imagine the mentality of American players. Even Jesus really can’t save them now!

So, after the resourceful Larry Bird made two free throws, the American team fell into a goal drought that lasted four minutes!

The Chinese team said: They did not use any trump card, even the "full-court press" was useless, but the American players just couldn't score on the court.

Of course, if analyzed afterwards, it is not difficult to find out the problem. The reason is that the American players started passing the ball crazily, but no one resolutely played singles, and everyone was frantically passing the blame.

This problem is actually not difficult to find. Before the NBA allowed zone defense, it was basically a singles league. The core rules encouraged stars to play singles. Therefore, "singles" is also the unique skill of American players who have always dominated the basketball world.

But today, it should be said that after Jordan's ridiculous three-pointer, even the leader of the Beggars Gang no longer plays alone. They really don't dare to play.

That basketball looked like it had been smeared with shit during the American team's offensive round, and whoever took it was in trouble!

This naturally led to the U.S. team performing extremely poor performances on the offensive end. The basketball was either lost after being passed, or was forced into a corner by an unsuitable zone defense and caused mistakes, or there was not much time left.

Forced to force a shot.

On the other hand, the Chinese team seemed to have swapped jerseys with the original American team at the end of the first half. Basically, as soon as the three brothers got the ball, they all dispersed and the three brothers took turns playing singles!

This tactic is not Chinese at all, but the effect is surprisingly amazing.

Naturally, the last five minutes of the first half turned into a show where the three brothers showed off their talents and coquettishness!

Finally, in the last 0.4 seconds of the first half, as Malone missed a mid-range shot, the score reached a level that Americans couldn't bear to watch - 78:30.

"How many points are we... behind?"

"I don't want to calculate, don't tell me the answer!"

"This must be a nightmare! This can't be real?!"

"Impossible, this is impossible! We were number one in the world last month!"

"Yes, but our national team seems to have never defeated China once!"
To be continued...
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