What is the most tragic thing in life? Ye Yifan thinks that the most tragic thing in life is being peed all over by others and having to endure it while squatting in the toilet to wash his pants. What is even more tragic is that while washing his pants, he still has to endure Han Yuting's

Xiaosanba's indiscriminate bombardment.

"Uncle, what did Sister Xie run into the toilet for just now?" Han Yuting asked warily.

"What else can I do? Of course I ran in and vomited after drinking so much wine!" Ye Yifan found a more suitable reason to excuse himself.

"Uncle, when did you become so diligent? You are washing your own pants at night, and you wash them by hand. This is not like you! Did you get confused after drinking today?" Han Yuting asked excitedly as if she had discovered a new world.

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"Smelly girl, are you free? If so, come over and wash my clothes, or I will add another pair of clothes to your work project in the future to help me wash my clothes, including my underwear and socks?" Ye Yifan said evilly.

"I don't want it, you lazy pig. It doesn't matter about clothes or anything like that. I won't wash your underwear and stinky socks for you. We'll talk about it later!" Han Yuting now fully accepts the matter of washing clothes for Ye Yifan, because in Han Yuting

It seems that washing Ye Yifan's clothes is a manifestation of the intimacy between the two of them. But if it involves personal clothes, Han Yuting can't accept it. In Han Yuting's long-standing concept, only husband and wife will wash each other's personal clothes. Han Yuting's sentence

“We’ll talk about it later” does have a lot of meaning!

However, Ye Yifan obviously did not understand the hidden meaning of the words. He waved his hand impatiently and said: "Okay, okay, if you don't want to, just go back to the room quickly. Don't stand here and let me watch and get upset!" I just met the life.

Such an embarrassing thing made Ye Yifan feel a little emotional in his heart, so his tone became a little heavier without realizing it.

Just now she said something she thought was very ambiguous, but now she was scolded by the other party in such an impatient tone. Now you can imagine the bad mood in Han Yuting's heart!

"Do you think I'm willing to stand here? Get out, I'll go back to the room after I use the toilet!" After saying that, Han Yuting pushed Ye Yifan out of the toilet. After using the toilet, Han Yuting closed the door heavily! When closing the door, she followed her

Ye Yifan said, "Uncle, you are so annoying!"

Ye Yifan looked at Han Yuting's door stupidly, then touched his nose and thought: "Did I speak too harshly just now?"

So sometimes men are just mean. Just after making someone unhappy, Ye Yifan shamelessly knocked on Han Yuting's door and asked: "Little girl, aren't you angry?"

Ye Yifan's answer was just a silent silence.

"Hey, little girl, can I be wrong? Let's reconcile." Ye Yifan said weakly. But unfortunately, his weakness did not win Han Yuting's understanding, and Ye Yifan still received a silent silence.

"Are you asleep? If you are, then I will come back tomorrow to apologize." Ye Yifan now wishes that Han Yuting fell asleep, so that he could handle the matter coldly. When Han Yuting is not so angry tomorrow, Ye Yifan can relax

He coaxed her well.

However, Han Yuting obviously did not want to let Ye Yifan go. She only heard the sound of crying coming from her room. While crying, Han Yuting said: "Wow, mom and dad, where are you? Some people bully me, some people are cruel."

Me! If I had known that, I wouldn’t have run away from home.”

When Ye Yifan heard what Han Yuting said, it was like a bomb exploded in his mind. He knew that something serious was going on! What was amazing was that at this time, Ye Yifan's phone suddenly rang. After looking at the phone number, Ye Yifan had to answer it.

This call. Because this call is from seven.

"Hey, boss! There's news over there. Their organization is going to send out another mission recently, and this time two ace killers are going. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Do you want to take action?" Seven said on the phone

The other end said excitedly.

Before Ye Yifan could say anything, Han Yuting in the room started crying even more! "Wow??? I'm so pitiful. I went out alone. I thought I had met a very good big brother, but who knew he was inexplicably...

I’m so fierce, wow wow wow! Now he’s still talking on the phone as if nothing has happened.”

This sentence reached Ye Yifan's ears, which made him very embarrassed. He immediately said to the seven on the phone: "Don't talk about useless things first, now you, boss, I have a very urgent matter that needs you to solve."

.Tell me how you usually make girls happy?"

Seven was shocked again. He found that he would be shocked whenever he called Ye Yifan recently. Seven stammered: "Well, I usually don't have to coax girls, because girls usually fall in love with me.

They all want to coax me." Seven felt very coquettish about herself.

"Stop talking nonsense and get to the point quickly. It doesn't matter even if they coax you. Just tell me how they usually coax you." Listening to Han Yuting's crying intensifying in the room, Ye Yifan was filled with emotion.

He urged while sweating profusely.

"Don't worry, don't worry, let me think about it. Usually after a boy and girl quarrel, when a boy apologizes, he must say how good the girl is and how bad he is! Only in this way can he

Let the other person feel relieved. It is best to compare the two people. For example, if you describe her as a cloud in the sky, then you have to describe yourself as a pile of cow dung on the ground!" Seven seems to have something.

Talk about it from experience.

"Isn't it too harsh to say this? No matter how much you say this, it can't be considered my fault alone." Ye Yifan said with great reluctance. He thought that if Han Yuting was not sarcastic, he would not rush into it.

Han Yuting got angry.

"Get rid of me, big brother, can you be more mature in your thinking? After a quarrel between men and women, you shouldn't be entangled in the issue of who is right and who is wrong. Even if it is not your fault, as long as the girl can be happy, you must admit that it is you.

It's your fault!" Seven continued to educate Ye Yifan like a senior. The opportunity to educate the former king of killers did not come randomly. Seven felt that he should seize this opportunity!

"Okay, even if I'm wrong, then tell me what should I do next? What if I admit that I'm wrong and she still ignores me?" Ye Yifan asked with a bitter look on his face.

"Keep scolding yourself to death, saying how you are not a human being, saying how macho you are, saying how ungrateful you are, saying how you are born in a world of blessings and don't know how to be blessed! Do you still need me to teach you about this kind of thing, boss?

, you have to say how despicable and shameless you are. As long as she is happy, you can be so despicable and shameless even if you are not that despicable and shameless in the first place!" Seven continued to instill servile thoughts into Ye Yifan.

"Okay, I'll try my best!" Ye Yifan said after mustering up a lot of courage.

After that, Ye Yifan knocked on the door, and then said to Han Yuting in the room: "Yuting, I was wrong, I was wrong from head to toe! I am not a human being, I am a wolf-hearted person, I was born in the blessings and I don't know the blessings, but I am right

Such a gentle, kind and lovely little sister lost her temper. I am short-tempered and I am not a man. How about I help you wash your clothes in the future?"

After saying this, Ye Yifan stopped and listened to Han Yuting's reaction in the room, but to his disappointment, Han Yuting was silent again!

"Hey, what should I do if she still ignores me?" Ye Yifan asked the seven over there in a low voice, holding the phone.

"What else can you do? Keep coaxing. You have to be patient with girls, just like fishing. Just think of yourself as talking to yourself to relieve your boredom." seven

Made an unconstructive comment.

Ye Yifan could only pretend to be a doctor and said: "Yuting, can you open the door? Can I apologize to you in person? I swear I am sincere! If there is anything we can discuss, please open the door first."

Ye Yifan continued to try persistently, but the effect was still not obvious.

"Seven, I order you to come up with a 100% solution to this problem within three seconds. Otherwise, I won't be able to live well, and you won't be able to live well either." Ye Yifan, who was forced to panic, finally revealed his ruffian spirit again.

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After hearing this, sweat immediately appeared on Seven's face. Now he really regretted getting involved in Ye Yifan's personal affairs. He decided to call Ye Yifan in the future and hang up immediately after talking about the business.

"There is no other way. It seems that boss, you can only use your special move! How about you try to threaten her. For example, if she doesn't forgive you, you will jump off the building or lie on the train? Anyway, do whatever it takes to be miserable!"

Seven finally came up with a more constructive idea.

After thinking about it for a while, Ye Yifan felt that this method was very feasible. He knocked on Han Yuting's door and said, "Bad girl, you can take my next words as a threat. If you don't open the door again, I will kill your sister Huang and Xie now."

Sister, clean it and throw it out!"

Ye Yifan indeed threatened Han Yuting, but the way he threatened was far beyond Han Yuting's expectations. Originally, Han Yuting thought that Ye Yifan would threaten herself with his life. Who would have thought that in the end, Ye Yifan, a scoundrel, would use someone else's?

Innocence threatened Han Yuting. Han Yuting had to admit that Ye Yifan could achieve what he wanted no matter which method he took. Han Yuting really did not dare to continue to ignore Ye Yifan!

Han Yuting opened the door with tears on her face, then rushed towards Ye Yifan, punched him twice in the chest and said: "Uncle, you are such a scoundrel!"

Ye Yifan held Han Yuting in his arms distressedly, wiped her tears with his hands and said: "Tsk tsk tsk tsk, the little girl is not big, but she has a bad temper. I was wrong this time, I'm sorry, I apologize to you. I don't know Han Yuting

Can the little princess forgive the ignorant commoners?"

Seeing Ye Yifan's groveling look, Han Yuting's heart softened. She snorted and said, "I'm giving you an advantage. Just say you love me, and I'll forgive you!" After saying this,

Han Yuting herself was shocked. It was only after she finished speaking that she realized that what she said was too ambiguous. Han Yuting's smiling face turned red unconsciously. She held her hands nervously, not knowing what Ye Yifan would do.

But fortunately, Ye Yifan was stunned for a moment and obviously understood what Han Yuting meant wrongly. He rubbed Han Yuting's head and said, "Okay, okay, brother loves you. I love our little princess the most!"

Han Yuting knew that Ye Yifan had misunderstood, but she was still very happy after hearing what came out of Ye Yifan's mouth. "It doesn't matter, as long as I can say it, I will be happy." Han Yuting felt satisfied in her heart.

ps: I didn’t plan to write this chapter at first, but yesterday the couple in the group had a quarrel. It’s not easy for you young men to be together, so please calm down. This chapter is only for men after the quarrel to see what should be done.

Go coax your wife 0.0

PS again: My dear administrator, Comrade Mengxin, you have not been online for two months, and I am very worried about you.
Chapter completed!