Ye Yifan finally boarded the plane back to the mainland, and ate the gum sent to everyone by the flight attendant before taking off. Ye Yifan really wanted to yell: "It's this taste!" (Okay, I'm so bloody.)

In fact, if it weren't for the incident with Song Jia, Ye Yifan would be happy to stay in Hong Kong for a few more days. But now she really doesn't dare to stay because women will always be too troublesome, you know.

"Actually, I didn't mean to hurt her. Before I went to bed, I really just wanted to lie down on her bed and then have a good rest. But who knew that the direction of the future development of things was completely out of my control.

I was beaten, I can't blame me completely for this matter. Song Jia is also responsible. Who told her not to push me away at that time?" Ye Yifan sat on the plane and shamelessly made excuses for his behavior last night.

At this time, Xiaobai suddenly appeared on his shoulder, and the guy was too lazy to despise Ye Yifan and said, "Stop coming, men say so before they go to bed. They didn't want to do anything to the girl at first.

Everything is done after going to bed. This once again fully demonstrates that men are actually animals that think with their lower body!”

Before Ye Yifan could refute Xiaohei, he appeared on Ye Yifan's other shoulder. His expression was very heavy and patted Ye Yifan's shoulder and said, "Young man, although I usually have a very dislike to that Xiaobai. But this time

I have to talk about you too. As a woman, I just want to get on. There is no need to find so many excuses here. Why is hypocritical? If you have such an opportunity in the future, you must be confident and bold. I will definitely do it.

I agree with both hands, let’s see when will I take down the loli in my house?”

"Everyone is dead, why do you two despise me? Did you two feel unhappy when I was having fun?" Ye Yifan roared in a low voice.

Ye Yifan did not realize that his behavior of talking to himself had attracted the attention of the flight attendants around him.

"Hey, look at the handsome guy sitting in the third row. He has been talking to himself since he got on the plane. Do you think he is not a good place?"

The flight attendant pointed to her head and said.

Another person pushed the flight attendant just now and smiled and said, "You don't come here, you are the ones who can take the first class cabin. Do you think anyone can sit in this place? These successful people often have them.

Some quirks, maybe they are a believer, but now they are praying. But I didn't notice just now, you girl, can't you fall in love with someone else! Have you been staring at him since you got on the plane until now

Look?" As he said that, the flight attendant covered her mouth and smiled foolishly.

The teased flight attendant angrily punched the other party, and then said angrily: "Who has fallen in love with him? I've been waiting for my prince charming all the time! But to be honest, should we go over and take a look?

What if something really happens?”

Another flight attendant immediately shook her head like a wavy drum. She took a few steps back and said, "You go, I have seen too many perverts in first class!"

Another flight attendant was also in a very difficult situation because Ye Yifan looked so abnormal. When she was having a headache, her eyes lit up. She waved her hand excitedly at a flight attendant and said, "Xiaoxue

Come here! Have you seen the man with a hat? We suspect that his brain is a problem. You can go and take a look. You are the most experienced person here. You can definitely handle anything."

Who says that only men like to listen to others flattery? In fact, women are the same. And some women will immediately faint after hearing the flattery. Unfortunately, Xiaoxue is such a person, and what’s even worse is that she is already fainting now. Very good.

Unfortunately, Ye Yifan is lowering his head now, so Xiaoxue did not realize that Ye Yifan was the idiot who asked her to fry sauce noodles last time.

"Hello sir, can I ask if I can help you?" Xiaoxue asked with extremely professional quality.

"Of course, of course, I'm a little hungry. Can you please give me a bowl of fried noodles?" Ye Yifan raised his head and said happily.

"Stunning, it's you?"

"That's great! It's you!"

The two met in completely different moods.

The moment she discovered that it was Ye Yifan, Xiaoxue suddenly had the urge to jump off the plane, of course, the kind without a parachute.

"My god, why did I meet this idiot again? Why did this idiot ask me for fried noodles with me again? Why is this!" Xiaoxue was crazy now and wanted to jump.

"That's great, I'm so lucky. I didn't expect to meet this flight attendant again on the way back. It seems that I can eat a bowl of fried noodles on the plane this time!" Ye Yifan hugged completely differently

I thought excitedly.

"Sir, I'm really sorry. We don't offer fried noodles on the plane for the time being." Xiaoxue had to explain to Ye Yifan patiently again.

"Are you mistaken? Didn't you tell me that I can eat next time when I took the plane? Is this your efficiency? I'm really disappointed with the service you provide. You don't have any service.

Is the scoring system? I want to evaluate it and cheat!" Ye Yifan still roared very reasonably. He thought his request was not a fee at all. He just wanted to eat a bowl of cheap fried noodles. It was not very expensive.

Why are things not available in first class?

Finally, Xiaoxue spent a lot of effort to find a pack of instant noodles from her colleague and sent Ye Yifan away. After eating the instant noodles, Ye Yifan licked his lips and said with a little satisfaction: "Which flight will be next time?

Will there be fried noodles when I come here?"

Let's skip how Ye Yifan threw it out of the airport, and let's start directly from Ye Yifan standing at the door of his home.

Ye Yifan took a deep breath when he looked at this very familiar gate. He didn't even believe that he had only been away for five days. In his opinion, he should have been away for ten days and half a month. Now Ye Yifan

I am going home, and I will return to the home where Ye Yifan has become more and more emotional since Han Yuting came.

After taking a deep breath again, Ye Yifan thought to himself a little self-deprecatingly: "You're so nervous, this is my own home, I'm the head of the household!" Thinking of this, Ye Yifan reminded himself not to be nervous while tremblingly

The key was inserted into the lock. He looked like a patient with sequelae of polio.

"I'm back!" After opening the door, Ye Yifan shouted excitedly into the room, but he was halfway through his words and turned into a scream of horror, because he saw that there was someone in his home now.

Standing naked in front of the floor-to-ceiling mirror at home. That's all. Not only was the man naked, but she also put her hands on her chest, lowered her head and looked at her chest with a sad look on her face.

This person is nothing else, but his good sister Han Yuting who Ye Yifan has always been thinking about.

"Ah!!!!" Han Yuting let out a terrifying cry after realizing it, resounding throughout the sky???

Ten minutes later, Ye Yifan sat on the sofa with a gloomy face on his forehead, while Han Yuting was looking at the things that Ye Yifan brought back.

"LV's bag I, Chanel's perfume, Mickey's shoes! C. Gilson's underwear???"

After reading everything, Han Yuting remembered Ye Yifan sitting next to her, who was almost beaten to death by her shoes. Then Han Yuting sat next to Ye Yifan with a shady face and said, "Uncle, you are really good, you won't follow me if you want to come back.

I said, look at me, I thought there was a thief in my house! It’s all your fault, does it still hurt?"

In fact, if it weren't for knowing Han Yuting's family background, if it weren't for knowing that he had no sister, sometimes Ye Yifan would really think that Han Yuting was his long-lost sister. The two of them looked like awesome in making excuses about certain things.

People are outrageous!

"Don't I want to give you a surprise? Who knew I was really shocked! I didn't expect that as soon as I returned to the warm home in my dream, I was hit hard." Ye Yifan said in pain, covering his head, covering his head, saying

.

"Isn't that normal reaction? Besides, the light was so dim at that time. Who knew it was you? Didn't you see anything?" Han Yuting suddenly became alert, and it looked like she was being tried for the prisoner.

"You said that the light is so dim, do you think I can see something." Ye Yifan immediately bit himself to death and saw nothing. He didn't want to hurt himself again. Originally, Ye Yifan thought he would take out his gift and come here quickly.

The matter ended like this. Unexpectedly, Han Yuting's little head was quite useful. After reading the gift, she mentioned this matter again.

"You are lucky. If you see something, I will dig out your eyes as a cannon!" Han Yuting also made a two-dragon-snatching bead-scared position to scare Ye Yifan.

"My God, this little aunt's temper has not changed at all. How can I bear it!" Ye Yifan sighed in his heart.

"Uncle, are you hungry?" Han Yuting suddenly asked with a smile on her arms, holding Ye Yifan's arm, and she asked sweetly.

"Hungry, how could I not be hungry? I just ate a bowl of instant noodles on the plane all day." As he said that, Ye Yifan covered his stomach with grievance, just like someone who abused this guy.

"It's too much. Are you in the first class cabin? I'll give you instant instant noodles! You're waiting, I'll cook for you now. What do you want to eat?" Han Yuting immediately rolled up her sleeves and prepared to enter.

kitchen.

"Fried noodles!" Ye Yifan replied happily. He thought it was very effective to bring gifts to Han Yuting, but the little girl's attitude is absolutely abnormal now.

As he ate the fried noodles made by Han Yuting in his hand, Ye Yifan suddenly had the urge to cry. This was the fried noodles he had been thinking about day and night. "The feeling of home!" Ye Yifan silently said in his heart.

. Then he picked the thumb at Han Yuting and said, "It's this smell!"

After eating, Ye Yifan leaned on the sofa with satisfaction and watched TV. After packing up, Han Yuting sat next to Ye Yifan again and said, "Uncle, please lie down on my legs, I'll rub your head!"

He pulled Ye Yifan into her leg.

Ye Yifan secretly glanced at Han Yuting's thigh from the corner of his eyes. He swallowed secretly and thought to himself: "No, she is a girl, if I lie on like this?" Thinking of this, Ye Yifanyi

He answered with a righteous face: "Okay!"

"Uncle, is Hong Kong fun?"

"It's okay."

“Are you tired of work?”

“Not tired.”

"Do you miss me?"

"think!"

“Is the fried noodles delicious?”

"tasty!"

"Is my breasts small?"

"It's not big anyway!"

"Ye Yifan, you beast, I will castrate you for the sake of heaven today!"

"ah!"

This is the feeling of home!
Chapter completed!