Chapter 24 Painting
Birthdays are celebrated every day for 365 days. Even if someone is born on February 29 every four years, there are only 366 days in a year. Theoretically speaking, it is the same day as you
There are millions of birthdays in the country and tens of millions in the world. Even if they are born in the same year, the same month and the same day, there are tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands.
But in reality, there are not many friends who have the same birthday, and even fewer who have the same birthday in the same year, month, and day. That’s because the population is large, but it’s not spread out much. Even if it’s tens of millions spread out in a city,
The population is only the theoretical value of three people. It is very difficult to meet two other people among a population of tens of millions.
And the average value is actually very different from reality. For example, among the 365 days, the probability of a person born on any day is much higher than that of a person born on February 29th. Moreover, Chinese people have a tradition of rushing to get married.
, so some months will be the peak period for births.
For example, traditional rural areas avoid busy farming times and avoid festival days. In addition, choosing a good and auspicious day will filter out many wedding days, and more people will get married on the same day. For example, modern people are busy and require a holiday for both parties.
It is difficult to get together for holidays for relatives and friends, so they often choose the Golden Week holiday, the Spring Festival, National Day, etc., which are the peak periods for weddings. Some people even have several friends getting married on the same day. If they get married together, nine
Month or ten months later, there is often a peak period of births.
It's December now and Xiaodi's birthday is coming soon. It seems that Yu Hong and Chen Mingying may have gotten married during the Spring Festival.
And because Xiaodi mentioned that it was his birthday soon, Li Yan thought that someone else had a birthday soon. He didn't think about it at first, but after thinking about it carefully, two people appeared, and they both had birthdays soon. Let him
The coincidence that made him speechless was not that someone had the same birthday as Xiaodi. It was that they both had the same birthday!
There were not many women whose birthdays Li Yan knew and could remember, but there was a reason why these two people had the same birthday, but he didn't show up early.
These two people seem to not only have the same birthday, but also the same year, the same month and the same day!
One is Wen Qianyi and the other is Zhang Yurong.
Li Yan knew Zhang Yurong's birthday, of course, because of the marriage registration. He knew Wen Qianyi's birthday because when Wen Qianyi came to the company for an interview, he went with Sun Hui from the human resources department. Didn't he see it that day?
There were few people's information, but Wen Qianyi's brilliance overshadowed everyone. Although she had no plans at the time, her information was correspondingly more impressive.
It's just that at that time, his relationship with Zhang Yurong was still very unfamiliar. Apart from pretending to be affectionate when returning to his parents' home, there was basically no communication. At that time, it was common for him to go out drinking and pick up girls. So I saw Wen Qianyi's birthday.
Of course, I wouldn't think of Zhang Yurong when I was there.
But now, our relationship is completely different. With Wen Qianyican, even if it is not a friendship, it is almost close; the same is true with Zhang Yurong. In the past six months, our relationship has developed a lot.
Just because he didn't usually think about birthdays, Li Yan never crossed the two data. Now that Xiaodi mentioned it, he didn't remember who it was. After thinking about it carefully, he realized that the two people had the same birthday. And they were
Born in the same year.
Seeing that Li Yan seemed a little uncomfortable after listening, Xiaodi thought for a moment and asked in a low voice: "Li Yan, what are you thinking about?"
"Huh? It's nothing. I'm going to think about what birthday gift to give you." Li Yan smiled.
"Are you worried? Worried that I will hold a grand birthday party and then introduce you to everyone in public and formally introduce you to my parents?
This is indeed a question, but Li Yan hasn't had time to think about it just now. If so, will he participate or not? If he participates, it will hurt Yurong and cause a lot of trouble; if he doesn't participate, it will make Xiaodi sad.
.
"Haha, don't worry, I won't embarrass you. Anyway, my parents won't urge me to find a boyfriend yet, and there is no need to introduce me in a formal setting. And I have made an agreement with Zhang Yurong! It's still a long time until one year.
.Hehe, maybe on next year’s birthday, we can decide the winner.”
Seeing her smile, Li Yan sat down next to her and said, "But you"
"It really doesn't matter to me. Sometimes they didn't have time for birthdays in the past, so they just bought me gifts. Sometimes they held birthday parties with great fanfare. It was all boring. I want to spend it quietly this year. I can ask you to accompany me.
A whole day?. Xiaodi looked up at him.
Perhaps it is because of his illness that Xiaodi, who is usually youthful, enthusiastic and lively, now feels a bit weak.
"Of course it's no problem! Even if the sky falls that day, I will stay with you for a whole day if you don't crush me to death!" Li Yan said seriously. There is nothing he can give Xiaodi now that will make her happy.
The only thing that can be done.
Seeing the seriousness of what he said, Xiaodi hurriedly stretched out her hand to cover his mouth and threatened him happily: "You said it! Remember it. I'm very greedy! I won't say that as long as you remember it in your heart, I will
Okay, I want you. If you don't come, I don't care if you have something to do with the company or if Zhang Yurong doesn't allow it, I will kill you directly!"
"Haha" Li Yan was amused by her appearance. Although she was joking now, isn't this her attitude towards love? If she doesn't like it, she just doesn't like it. Even her friends who grew up playing together won't like it, but she likes it.
If you do, you will be brave enough to love and take the initiative to chase after you! "Then in order to avoid having to bother you to come over, I will take the initiative to come over. This week, I will think carefully about how to celebrate your birthday!"
Xiaodi said with satisfaction: "As long as you come and accompany me, the rest is just the details."
"Really? Then let's get a room in the hotel and chat." After hearing his suggestion, Xiaodi showed an ambiguous smile: "Hotel? Get a room? Then just chat?"
Li Yan pretended to be panicked and covered his chest: "Then what do you still want to do?"
Xiaodi was speechless, can I still force you? "You can always watch TV, right?"
"Haha, of course you can watch TV."
"Okay, don't be poor. I came to paint your portrait, but ended up playing the piano. Di stood up and went to the studio on the other side.
The studio and piano room share a room, which is spacious enough and well-kept by dedicated staff. It doesn't look messy at all.
"Did you always sketch in front of the sea like this every day? Ha, you can sketch without going out. Li Yan looked at the sea outside, and then looked at the other side
"It's actually quite boring. Xiaodi set up the easel and drawing board and started mixing paint again.
"Do you really want to paint my portrait?"
Xiaodi had already started painting, pointing to a resting sofa, "Just lie on it, in this, this posture." Li Yan was a little sweaty, sat down on the sofa, and then followed the posture she said.
Lying on my side, "Are you going to draw me like a reclining Buddha?"
"Hehe, have you seen "Titanic"? When the hero painted the heroine's portrait, he made her lie down like this. It depends on your attitude! Can you go with the charm?" Xiaodi commanded from afar.
With "Model.
"I'm dizzy. I'm going to be a mannequin today." Teacher Yu, do you want me to take off my clothes?" Li Yan said jokingly.
Yu Xiaodi immediately clapped her hands and applauded: "I originally wanted to let you take it off, but I was afraid that you would be thin-skinned. Since you don't care anymore, I won't be polite! Take it off!"
Li Yan broke into a cold sweat, wasn't I asking for trouble?
"I think it's better not to take it? The weather is going bad, and you won't get better from your cold later, and you'll catch me again."
If he just said he was sorry and was too embarrassed to take off his clothes, Xiaodi would definitely insist on letting him take them off. Although the temperature in the city was not cold, he said he was afraid of catching a cold, so she stopped talking. She had not recovered from her own cold yet.
, of course I don’t want Li Yan to catch a cold too.
"That's it, stop moving, I'm going to start painting"
Xiaodi carefully drew the outline on the drawing paper, and then began to modify and color the drawing step by step...
Being a painter shouldn't be boring, right? Li Yan can't answer this question. Maybe painting for fun and immersing yourself in creation shouldn't be boring if you don't have to worry about food and clothing.
What about being a mannequin for a painter? This is definitely boring!
Although Li Yan originally wanted to kill time this afternoon, he was lying on the sofa motionless. In order not to affect Xiaodi's emotional concentration, he could only speak briefly. It was really boring.
Let’s not talk about Xiao Di’s painting skills, but her speed is really slow. It may be because Li Yan feels that it is too slow. Anyway, it seems that it took a long time for her to finish the work.
"It's finally over. If I endure it any longer, I will turn into a sculpture of a meditator." Li Zhu sat up and stretched his muscles.
Yu Xiaodi, who was still smiling when he finished the painting, suddenly frowned, "Oh, I'm not very satisfied with this one! I won't show it to you. I'll draw you another one next time!"
Next time? Li Yan was still frightened. He quickly stood up and walked over: "Let me take a look, maybe your requirements are too high."
Xiaodi saw him coming, leaned forward to block it, and looked at him pitifully: "If you think the painting is not good, you can't be angry or tear up my work, so I'll let you see it."
Li Yan laughed: "It's okay, even if you make me look as ugly as a Picasso abstract painting, I don't mind."
When Yu Xiaodi heard his metaphor, she giggled: "I once went to an art exhibition with my mother. There was a fat woman who saw Picasso's portrait. She shook her head after looking at it and said, "Oh, it's so ugly. It's so ugly."
Ugly." Later, she just finished saying "Oh, so ugly" in front of a painting when she felt something was wrong. Then the person next to her reminded her in a low voice: There is no painting here, this is a mirror, haha
"Why don't you laugh? Isn't it funny?"
Li Yan was a little sweaty. "It's not funny, but the way you said it was funny."
"I hate it, so you're just kidding me? Now! Let me show you your portrait. Don't tear it up.
"Dangdangdangdang,"
Xiaodi said, moved away, and presented the work she had just completed in front of Li Yan.
Because of her speed and her attitude just now, Li Yan was already prepared. Even if it turned into a Picasso abstraction, he would accept it with a smile. However, when he saw the true face of that portrait in Lushan
, I couldn’t help but get wet! My eyes were so wet that I almost burst into tears!
It’s not that he’s too ugly, on the contrary, he’s very beautiful! It’s not like a man is as beautiful as a woman. It’s okay if he’s just a little bit more pretty, but he’s not just beautiful, but his eyes are provocative! It’s a bit like flirting.
The provocative look in his eyes. It would be fine if it was just the provocative look, but he actually exposed his breasts and breasts! If he exposed his breasts and breasts, that would be fine. As the saying goes, a gentleman exposes his balls and a villain often has sex. But the person in the painting above is not a man.
Naked, really the kind of woman who bares her breasts and exposes her breasts."
Seeing his expression, Yu Xiaodi finally couldn't help but burst out laughing. She had been holding it in very hard. She just told a joke to let herself release her uncontrollable laughter. She originally looked at Li Yan
When I was painting, I wanted to make a prank on him without taking off his clothes. After I finished the painting, I felt that the prank was not enough, but it was only the upper body, so I couldn't imagine painting his lower body as well.
?So, he was given "breast enlargement and breast augmentation" and directly upgraded to look like a woman.
"Did you combine me with Jian Jue?" Li Yan turned his head and said quietly to Xiao Di who was trembling with laughter.
"Hehe, is it awesome? Most people can't draw it! Xiaodi saw that he was not angry and said with a smile.
"Jue, why don't you add another "Ocean Star" necklace to me!"
Li Yan shrugged, then raised his hand: "Please ask Teacher Yu to sign, we will decorate this painting and hang it in my office!"
Xiao Di was a little sweaty, "You're not serious about coming, are you?"
"Instead of hanging it in the office, hang it on the door of the Paradise Building. It is guaranteed to be more effective than the door god. The door god can ward off evil spirits. For me, it should be able to prevent pregnancy."
Xiaodi chuckled: "Are you hurting me? Xiaodujichang, I said I won't be angry!"
Li Yan also laughed: "I'm kidding you, but you are really creative. But I'm a little strange. When you just painted, were you imagining my **? Or were you thinking about your own **?
*Come to draw?”
Xiaodi blushed: "None of these! I just compared you with... and copied it from the painting on the Titanic."
"Yeah, no matter how you prank me, I won't want it. I'm going to vomit just by looking at it. If you keep it, your parents will see it." Li Yan said with a smile.
"Uh," Yu Xiaodi was also in a dilemma. Yes, it would be really serious if her parents saw it! First, she drew a portrait, but that's not the point. She is at least eighteen years old, and she has no intention of drawing a portrait.
Chapter completed!