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Chapter 126 Pensioner

Young Master Leng originally felt guilty, but after being scolded by Master Wang, he immediately retorted: "What are you just calling me? Mad! Come down and beat me too!"

"Damn it! Did he get out of the car? Didn't the car just drive away?!"

"Oh! That's it! Then it's okay!"

Leng Shao cut out the M4 from his bag and prepared to shoot.

"Holy shit! Listen to me, you two!" Seeing these two funny guys starting a self-destruction attack, Gou Wei became anxious, "Mud, if you use the M4 to sweep the car, it will explode!"

Master Wang said indifferently: "If it explodes, just explode! Anyway, I still have teammates who can pull me back!"

Gou Wei was speechless: "Made, if the car explodes, the person will die directly! There is no way to pull it!"

"Who are you lying to?" Mr. Wang sneered, "Cerebral palsy, you can't beat the horse!"

Leng Shao agreed and started taking aim.

Seeing that these two funny guys were already trying to kill themselves, Gou Wei couldn't help it anymore: "You guys wait a minute!"

After hearing this, Mr. Leng paused for a moment: "Is there anything else you want to confess before you die? Don't worry! We will carefully lick your teammate's box from top to bottom!"

"That's not the problem!" Gou Wei was completely speechless and revealed his identity, "I am a professional League of Legends player, Wei Shen!"

"Oh! What a coincidence! So is I!"

"It's the same for me!"

Gou Wei’s black man asked: “Which part do you belong to?”

"You care about me?"

"Do I need to tell you?!"

Master Wang and Young Master Leng said in unison.

"No matter what, there is a strong love between us. Don't kill me yet, can you let me enter the finals? I promise not to cause any trouble for you two!"

Mr. Leng was a little embarrassed for a moment: "This..."

Lord Wang didn't care: "I can take one of you with me, but first hand over the equipment you are wearing and let me pick it out!"

"It's easy to say! It's easy to say! Please, Taijun!"

Gou Wei was overjoyed, and immediately jumped out of the car, and in the eyes of Leng Shao's disbelief, he stripped himself clean.

Mr. Wang got out of the car and began to select equipment: "Hmm...right-angle grip? It's okay, I want it!"

Gou Wei hurriedly explained to Mr. Wang: "Right-angle grips are not as useful as vertical grips!"

"Vertical grip? Is it a stick?"

"Yes, yes! It's a stick! That stick is better than a right angle!"

"Fine!"

"..."

Therefore, such a malicious team composed of two teams continued on the road after cleaning up the battlefield.

With the addition of Gou Wei, an old man, Mr. Wang and Mr. Leng’s chicken-eating journey became much easier!

"Team on the left!"

Master Wang braked, got out of the car, took out 98k, and fired four shots.

"Is this the end?!"

Mr. Leng, who got off the car together, had just found out where the person on the other side was.

"Is this more powerful than this?!"

The other three people watching Gou Wei were shocked.

Xiaoxingmu said to Aluka, the only sharpshooter in the team: "Aluka, are your marksmanship as good as this person?!"

"Uh..." Aluka, as a former FPS professional player who once played Overwatch, spoke in a low voice, "It depends on the state! I often shoot in the head with one shot!"

"cut!"

………………

As Mr. Wang led the two of them all the way to the finals on the map, the game entered the most critical moment.

"There are people in the building on the left, and there is another person who dare not show his head behind the tree in front. That person is being beaten by the people behind us!" Gou Wei quickly analyzed the current situation, and then said, "The four remaining people now

The seats are all available, including the three of us, there are exactly seven people!”

Mr. Wang raised his eyes and glanced at the remaining number of people in the upper right corner. There were exactly seven people.

Leng Shao hesitated and asked Gou Wei: "Then we should..."

"I'll take care of the ones upstairs and behind the tree, you two take care of the guy behind us!"

After Mr. Wang finished speaking, he picked up a grenade and rushed out of the house where they were.

"superior!"

Gou Wei also rushed out without any trace of ink.

"Wait for me!" Leng Shao hurriedly followed.

After a fierce battle, both sides defeated their enemies.

Gou Wei opened a grenade and said: "I am pissing myself off! Time is limited, hurry up and come to our alphabet phonetics! We are all professional players playing League of Legends!"

this……

To go or not to go?

Mr. Wang was confused.

"We have me here, IG's jungler, God's support, and WE's top laner, all playing chicken together! Hurry! It will explode in a moment!"

So many veteran players!

Mr. Wang touched his chin and thought to himself: It just so happens that I want to terminate the contract with the team now, why not ask these people to see if there is a possibility of terminating the contract!

Thinking of this, Mr. Wang immediately agreed: "What's the channel number?"

Leng Shao's teammate on the side agreed, and he joined Gou Wei's alphabet voice channel with the intention of joining in the fun.

"boom!"

The grenade exploded, and Mr. Wang and Mr. Leng's team had a chicken fight.

………………

"These two brothers are here!"

As soon as he entered the voice channel, Gou Wei introduced him enthusiastically: "Xiao Xingmu, the former jungler of EP! Dragon God Art, a god-sent assistant..."

After introducing his team members, Gou Wei asked about the identities of Mr. Leng and Mr. Wang: "Where are you two?"

Mr. Leng and Mr. Wang replied at the same time:

"My top order from LTG!"

"My LTG mid laner!"

After saying that, both of them were stunned.

Mr. Leng: Why does my voice sound so familiar when I say this!

Lord Wang: Madhu! I should have thought it was this idiot!

Mr. Leng: What should I do now? Should I pretend not to know and resolve this awkward situation naturally, or should I make this situation worse?

Mr. Wang: Mad! If I weren’t afraid of getting out of the car and being robbed, I would go out and take out my gun and kill you right now!

Mr. Leng, Mr. Wang: What to do! It’s urgent! Waiting online!

"LTG! I know! I watched the three games you played against EDG two days ago!" Long Shenju, the oldest in the channel, spoke up, "As for the top laner, are you V or WZW?"

Mr. Wang put aside his thoughts and answered truthfully: "I am WZW!"

"Oh! It's just you! Your game of Ike was a bit fierce!"

"I saw it and posted that animated picture. OMG, you hit three people one at a time! Hahaha! Your face turned green because of your old state!"

Mr. Wang suddenly felt a little embarrassed: "What the hell! That's too much praise! It's too much praise!"

The voice channel suddenly burst into praise.

"The other one is Mr. Leng, right? You played against me in OMG, do you remember? I hammered you so hard that you couldn't get out of the tower!"

"Oh, Mr. Leng! I've shaken hands with you before, remember? It's the excavator that jumped over the tower in the middle to catch you!"

Young Master Leng's face turned from green to white, and he forced a smile and said: "Oh, hehe, remember, remember..."
Chapter completed!
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