Chapter 218 I'm an Asshole
"What are you doing? My balls are fine. She can't drink what she has drunk. She's too stingy." Lin Tian drank a few sips of water. His head was still not clear from the bombardment of the students, and then his eyes popped out.
, said awkwardly: "You said this water belongs to classmate Zhang Lingyu? Damn, no wonder the mouth is still a little sweet. I thought it was because the water tasted good. It's really over. Is this considered an indirect kiss? I
The first kiss I had for eighteen years was gone like this!"
"Pfft, Lin Tian, you're really done for." Xiao Manxuan laughed, pointed at Zhang Lingyu, and said in a funny tone.
Zhang Lingyu, who was just a little embarrassed at first, subconsciously pursed his red lips when he heard Lin Tian's increasingly outrageous words. This bastard actually said it was an indirect kiss, so wouldn't my first kiss be taken away by him indirectly? Zhang Lingyu was furious.
Come on, this bastard is so disgusting. He gets an advantage and still acts like a good boy! And he still doesn't care!
She stepped hard on Lin Tian's feet and crushed them hard several times. Lin Tian could completely ignore these strikes, but seeing how angry she seemed, he couldn't help but scream "Ah" on purpose.
"Wow, classmate Zhang Lingyu, it hurts me to death, please be gentle." Lin Tian screamed vividly, but it sounded more like the love words between a man and a woman in bed.
Zhang Lingyu was also very embarrassed by being called. The back and forth seemed like the two of them were flirting. She took the bottle of water and saw that there was still a small half of a vagina left in it, and an inexplicable smile suddenly appeared at the corner of her mouth. Zhang Lingyu reached behind his back.
Behind him, a talisman appeared in his hand and burned, leaving only a handful of ashes.
She put the paper ash into the water and shook it evenly. After it was completely mixed, there was no problem on the outside. Then she handed it to Lin Tian and said, "Forget it, think about it and don't waste it. If you drink it, just finish it. I'll
No more. Sister Xiao, let’s go.”
This girl's face changed too quickly. It was cloudy and clear for a while. The woman's heart was so deep that God couldn't understand it. Lin Tian took the water hesitantly and couldn't figure out what she wanted to do. Zombies are not invincible.
, it was impossible to guess what a woman was thinking. He drank a few more sips of water and followed her out of the classroom.
Hey, why does this water taste a little strange, different from just now? Lin Tian clicked his tongue a few times, but couldn't tell what was strange.
"Why are you walking so fast?" Lin Tian couldn't help shouting when he saw Zhang Lingyu pulling Xiao Manxuan away with his head down, but as soon as he finished speaking, he burped hard.
"Uh" He couldn't stop the hiccups. Lin Tian hiccupped continuously and suddenly opened his mouth and shouted: "I'm a bastard!"
Wow, I just called myself a bastard. What happened? Lin Tian was shocked and quickly covered his mouth.
When Zhang Lingyu in front heard him shouting, a mischievous smile appeared on his face, and he continued to walk forward without looking back. His posture seemed to say that he didn't recognize the "psycho" behind him.
"Sister Yu, what's going on with Lin Tian? Why is he scolding me?" Xiao Manxuan was very surprised. How could anyone call herself a bastard and do it so loudly?
"Maybe my conscience realizes that I have done too many wrong things and I am repenting." Zhang Lingyu said with a smile.
"I'm a bastard." Lin Tian unconsciously took away his hand covering his mouth and shouted again. This shout was louder than before. The classmates walking on the avenue looked at Lin Tian strangely. How could this happen?
There are such weird people, you should scold yourself.
This time Lin Tian also found that he was not normal, but he couldn't help it, as if he would feel very uncomfortable if he didn't yell a few words. He smiled at the classmates on the road, and shouted happily: "I'm a bastard
!”
It's over, this is really a big deal. If you keep shouting like this, it will be on the news headlines tomorrow. Lin Tian really wants to dig a hole, crawl in, and disappear from the world.
"I am!" Lin Tian just gritted his teeth after shouting half a sentence.
Damn it, you still want to stump me with this little difficulty. The more you make me scream, the less I will scream. Lin Tian roared in his heart, and his bullish temper was completely aroused.
A flash of blue light flashed deep in his eyes, and Lin Tian suddenly felt his mind clearing up, and the urge to shout "I'm a bastard" finally disappeared.
Zhang Lingyu seemed to be aware of it in the distance. He looked back at Lin Tian with obvious surprise on his face. Lin Tian actually broke through the power of the spell! It's incredible. How powerful is his mental power?
Her surprised expression completely fell into Lin Tian's eyes. If Lin Tian still couldn't understand, he might as well buy a piece of tofu and kill him. It was obviously this little girl who was causing trouble. Lin Tian suddenly realized that since he met Zhang Lingyu, strange things have been happening constantly.
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First, the trash can exploded for no reason during the basketball game, then there was an inexplicable electric shock, and then there was the sudden scolding of himself. All of this happened after having an quarrel with Zhang Lingyu. Is she a witch? Lin Tian suddenly appeared with this unreliable
idea.
It's mysterious all day long. It's not a witch, but you are a witch and I am a zombie. Let's see who is better. Lin Tian smiled and took back some interest first. Xiao Manxuan, this little girl, has also had a tendency to go to the house to open the roof recently. We must go together.
A little punishment.
He opened his mouth and shouted again: "Xiao Manxuan, Zhang Lingyu, I'm a bastard."
The shouting was so loud that the students who were watching the excitement were startled, but they understood the underlying meaning when they heard the shouting. It turned out that the student was apologizing to the two school beauties in front of him.
"That's a lot of information. One man and two women?"
"It's possible. Didn't you see that the two school beauties turned around and looked at this classmate?"
"I recognize him. He is Lin Tian from Class 1, Grade 3. He led the basketball team in his class to beat the school basketball team to a pulp. I even saw him fighting with a girl in the morning. The relationship seems a bit complicated!"
Various speculations and discussions spread quietly and reached the ears of Zhang Lingyu and Xiao Manxuan. Their pretty faces turned red, especially Zhang Lingyu, who wondered if he had shot himself in the foot.
Lin Tian opened his mouth and wanted to shout twice more. The two girls were so frightened that they ran over and covered their mouths. If he kept shouting, the misunderstanding would become even deeper. Even if he jumped into the Yellow River, he wouldn't be able to wash it away.
"Bad guy, if you yell again I will ignore you." Xiao Manxuan issued what she thought was a very powerful threat.
Two warm little hands covered his mouth. Lin Tian blew lightly, and they immediately retracted their hands like lightning. He said innocently: "I didn't know what happened just now, but suddenly I couldn't control my mouth. Zhang Lingyu
Classmate, do you think I am possessed by evil spirits?"
The little girl looked at the classmates around her awkwardly and said in embarrassment: "Maybe, let's get out of here first."
After saying that, she picked up Lin Tian and Xiao Manxue and left, but the surprised voices of her classmates came from behind.
"Yeah, the handsome guy and the beautiful girl have reconciled again. Lin Tian is so awesome. How did he do it? Why can't I do it?"
Chapter completed!