Chapter 105 Looking at the game world from a different angle
"Master, I realize that all of you are masters, meow."
Yang Miaomiao burned the other party's words deeply into her mind, with a hint of eagerness in her tone.
Aliens are indeed different and do not live within the scope of the law at all!
"Uh... don't listen to the filthy bitch's nonsense. The security officers are not retarded. Where is the video recording evidence of yourself engaging in prostitution? If you tell your whereabouts and you are sent back, you are not afraid of a husband popping up and punching you in the face? This kind of taking advantage of the chaos
What does it have to do with us fighting monsters?"
Although Jing Tian has tortured Zhao Jiaxue's dirty thoughts for several years, he still hasn't adapted to it. When he talks about dirty topics, he still has the shyness unique to a little boy.
"Of course. You are responsible for getting the pervert drunk, and we are responsible for picking up the corpses and harvesting them. We use wine to paralyze the other party first, and then take it from them. Of course, it is a corpse picking operation."
Zhao Jiaxue's leaping thinking is really admirable.
However, Jing Tian and Luo Xia had already fantasized in their minds: they were responsible for getting the perverts in society drunk, and then Zhao Jiaxue, a dirty woman, would carry the perverts back to their bedrooms, and finally do some heinous things.
Anyway, in China, it is not illegal for a woman to act like a hooligan. At most, you will be labeled as immoral. However, what moral restraints can a single woman have?
Indiscretion?
Haha... People call it freedom of love.
"Just pick up corpses. Anyway, this style of play has no defined name. It will be called this from now on. Maybe in the future, more advanced monsters will have some weird things and like to drink. We can also pick up corpses."
Jing Tian shook his head inwardly, not bothering to argue, so he might as well just go along with Zhao Jiaxue's wishes. Points were more important anyway.
This time, they did not receive any commission related to the 6th floor. The six of them devoted themselves wholeheartedly to the task of collecting corpses. After fighting for more than half an hour, Jing Tian received a notification from the system: Your friend [King of Swordsman and Cavalry]
】online!
Jing Tian didn't want to take the initiative to provoke the doctor who had a bit of a bad brain. Although he wanted to go to Xinghua Village with her to do tasks when he had time, but earning points was the first priority right now. If he could avoid intersecting with her, he would not get involved with her.
intersection.
However, things often backfired. As soon as Yu Yan went online, she sent a message to Jing Tian asking: "Where are you?"
Jing Tian took a look and sighed in his heart: "Life is not satisfying in this world, I will fart tomorrow!" But he replied lightly: "League 6 of the Alliance City Dungeon."
After that, Jing Tian waited and waited for Yu Yan's reply, thinking: It's a good idea not to reply. Most of the time, he wanted to find some task for himself, so he saw that he was busy so he didn't bother him. He was quite sensible.
By the way, she still said "ru". Is this guy from China? It always felt like he learned Chinese from some ancient book or novel. He kept saying "you" and "you", which made her feel like she had traveled through time.
Sure enough, chuunibyou is a terminal illness!
However, the leisurely collection of corpses did not last long, as Jing Tian received another message from Yu Yan: "I'm on the 6th floor, come and pick me up."
Go ahead! There is no way to understand the world of chuunibyou!
Fortunately, Jing Tian didn't eat or drink anything in his mouth, otherwise he would have vomited it all out in surprise.
The flowers are so enchanting, Asakusa deserves to be beaten!
With a hint of uneasiness, Jing Tian quickly replied calmly: "What are you doing here?"
"Of course I'm looking for you, what are you doing?" Yu Yan said in an elegant tone speaking to an idiot.
"I have a fixed team of five people for leveling." Jing Tian declined Yu Yan's proposal very politely.
"You are quitting the team and coming here to form a team with me." Yu Yan's voice was elegant but very tough, as if she was ordering her slave.
"Why?"
After Jing Tian heard this voice message, he almost wanted to delete his friends directly, okay?
I don’t know where Yu Yan got her confidence. She was so confident that she could abandon her roommate and team up with her to elope?
"You have so quickly forgotten the agreement you made with me. We agreed to form a team together next time! You are indeed a fake." There was a trace of anger in Yu Yan's elegant voice.
I said it, but the key point was that I didn’t expect it to arrive so quickly next time!
Jing Tian began to hate himself for being too easy-going towards Yu Yan, and even being polite to her could be regarded as if he had sworn a poisonous oath.
Jing Tian could only say helplessly in the team: "Rest where you are. I'll pick someone up. It's very close. Let's wait for the team mode."
"Who?" Yun Yiyi heard what Shangbu Jingtian said before, and the dissatisfaction in her heart had turned into a cold question.
"The King of Swords and Cavalry." Jing Tian said these four words lightly, then sat down in the well and watched the sky and left.
"He is the second best knight in the world. Why do you want to recruit him? Is he handsome?" Zhao Jiaxue asked curiously. Anyway, he was idle, so naturally he wanted to gossip. You know, women are all beautiful.
The heart is made of gossip!
Before Jing Tian could think of how to answer, Yun Yiyi said coldly: "Female."
"Female? Tell me honestly, how did you hook up with her?" Zhao Jiaxue's tone suddenly sounded like an interrogation.
"I'll do it! It's so uninteresting. You don't want to introduce us to a beautiful woman. You are living alone!" Luo Xia exclaimed excitedly. Naturally, he was excited because the next moment there would be a big one in the team.
Beauty.
Luo Xia was originally thinking about the impact of six people farming monsters on experience gain, but when she heard that it was a beautiful woman, she changed her mind: If the experience gain is less, wouldn't it be faster to gain points? Points are exchanged based on the magic stones exploded by Warcraft.
Yes, increasing the number of team members to less than 10 people will not affect the explosion rate of magic stones. In this way, you can ensure the speed of gaining points while reducing the speed of gaining experience. Why didn't you think of it earlier?
Is this the legendary way of looking at the game world from another angle?
Luo Xia deserves to be called a social brother who speaks dirty words when meeting men and talks about love when meeting beautiful women!
"Brother Tian is very popular with women. Is there anyone underage who can introduce me to a meow?"
Yang Miaomiao's heart was filled with emotion: This is a wild life. Living with two beauties is not enough. She hooked up with another just a few days after the server was launched. If she follows him, her future life events may finally be settled!
There is no such thing as minors in the game!
Of course, if Yang Miaomiao is an alien, this issue is still worthy of study.
In fact, what everyone didn't know was that Yang Miaomiao was not joking. He had always dreamed of finding a girlfriend who had the same hobbies, which of course meant finding a girl who played games. Her game skills were evenly matched, but her IQ couldn't keep up with his own. Such a woman
It's so easy to cheat.
Ahem...it's really not easy to find someone with lower IQ than him.
Therefore, Yang Miaomiao has always refused to date in real life, looking for love encounters in games, and developing his in-game wife into an offline wife. This is his ultimate goal in playing games.
Chapter completed!