Chapter 13 Ruth on a pillow?
Jing Tian could only smile bitterly in his heart and said calmly: "I'll ask the master if he can pay more for installation."
After a simple communication, Jing Tian came back as if his life had come to an end. He suppressed the shock in his heart and asked calmly: "What kind of furniture did you and Zhao Jiaxue buy for us? The master said that we can install it ourselves, so let's
I’m afraid their installation fee is higher than the selling price of those furniture?”
"Bunk and bunk combination bed, simple canvas wardrobe, simple computer desk, oversized pillows..."
Yun Yiyi pointed her fingers and listed the furniture carefully selected for them.
"Combined bunk bed?"
Luo Xia repeated it with dull eyes. He couldn't believe his ears. The four words "inexplicable" were clearly written on his face.
"We each have a room, why do you want to buy bunk beds for us?" Jing Tian was also a little surprised and asked calmly.
"Xiaoxue said, take your gay friend to bed."
Yun Yiyi replied very briefly and coldly.
What kind of gay friends do you want to bring?
If I'm bringing my gay friend, can't I sleep in the same bed and squeeze in a little bit?
Jing Tian cursed in his heart, and continued to ask honestly: "Then why did you buy us a simple wardrobe?"
"The cabinet is smelly and needs to be replaced."
Yun Yiyi glanced at the two of them up and down with eyes full of disgust.
What does it mean to replace a smelly cabinet? Why do cabinets smell?
Could it be that his clothes and shoes stink?
It is true that neither I nor Lao Xia like washing clothes very much. We can always wear them as long as we can, and don't wash them if we can. A slight smell is normal.
After Jing Tian thought about this, he understood the concerns of Yun Yiyi and Zhao Jiaxue. They disliked him for making the room so messy, and might be planning to pack up the simple wardrobe and the clothes in it and donate them in the future when he was no longer there!
Isn’t there an xx APP that can pick up used clothes at your door for free?
To be honest, this reason... Jing Tian and Luo Xia really can't refute anything. The clothes they are wearing have not been washed for several days. Even if they change their clothes in the summer when they are sweaty, they will not change them immediately.
Take the clothes off to be washed.
But this time Yun Yiyi didn't say it was Xiaoxue who said it, which shows that this article might be her masterpiece!
Do aloof people have mysophobia?
"What is the simple computer desk used for? It is more comfortable to play "Sky Dungeon" while lying down." Luo Xia added.
"Cheap." Yun Yiyi spat out two words coldly, which made Luo Xia and Jing Tian almost faint on the spot.
"Damn it, what are those oversized pillows for? Is it because they're afraid of us sleeping alone? We're not three-year-olds." Luo Xia couldn't figure it out at all, so she broke the casserole and asked.
"Xiaoxue said, it's only for single dogs."
Yun Yiyi's eyes were full of disdain for wretched men, as if she saw Jing Tian and Luo Xia lying on the pillows and doing something that was outrageous to both humans and gods!
I will use your sister!
Can a single guy only have sex with a pillow?
If you are not happy in life, you will fart tomorrow!
"Stop it!" Jing Tian and Luo Xia were thinking depressedly: "Well, Zhao Jiaxue is really good at playing tricks. You think about some obscene things all day long. Are we men so miserable in the hearts of beautiful women?
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After all the furniture was sent upstairs, Zhao Jiaxue walked into the room triumphantly. Jing Tian and Luo Xia looked at each other before welcoming them.
Before Zhao Jiaxue could react, Jing Tian clasped Zhao Jiaxue's right hand with both hands, and Luo Xia clasped Zhao Jiaxue's left hand with both hands. They complimented each other with a smile on their faces: "Thank you for your hard work, Comrade Zhao Jiaxue."
After more than three years of getting along, Zhao Jiaxue didn't particularly care about shaking hands. When she heard that they seemed to want to thank her, she was still feeling proud of her feat: "Sure enough, men like such simple furniture and pillows!"
But the sudden pain in her hand told her that these two people were clearly here to vent their dissatisfaction with her.
"Ah... let me go, you two stinky hooligans and perverts, what do you want to do?" Zhao Jiaxue shouted with her eyes widened, but there was no real fear in her voice, instead there was a half-hearted tone in it.
"We are thanking you for saving us money. I didn't expect you to be so virtuous and have to assemble such simple furniture by yourself." Jing Tian explained calmly.
"I'm not as virtuous as you think. Isn't it true that all the furniture money should be divided equally between the four of us, one person..."
Before Zhao Jiaxue could finish speaking, Luo Xia skillfully took out a black cotton object from her pocket and stuffed it into her mouth.
"Stop talking nonsense to her, tie her to the bed, and it's her turn!" Luo Xia put on a fierce look.
If you are not happy in life, you will fart tomorrow!
Thinking of this, Jing Tian nodded and unabashedly looked up and down with greedy eyes at the bumpy body wrapped in a pink off-shoulder skirt. Zhao Jiaxue was so frightened that her face turned pale and she screamed for help. Unfortunately for her,
The sound cannot produce any normal sound at all.
Zhao Jiaxue suddenly felt a little regretful, regretting that she had not asked them what kind of furniture they wanted, and only relied on her own imagination to do things, but it was too late to regret. She had a trace of despair, but just when she closed her eyes, she was unwilling to face a trace of despair.
, the strength in her hand suddenly disappeared out of thin air, she opened her eyes suddenly, and saw only the backs of Jing Tian and the others strutting away. They waved their hands without looking back and said: "The big revenge has been avenged, and they went to assemble the furniture."
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Zhao Jiaxue wanted to blurt out a curse, but the next moment she realized that there was still something bulging in her mouth. When she pulled out the black cloth in her mouth, the sour taste made her nauseated and subconsciously coughed a few times. After she calmed down, she looked
It became clear that Hei Bu’s true face was actually a men’s sock!
Zhao Jiaxue suddenly felt that her stomach was churning, and she quickly ran into the bathroom and vomited.
After a long time, Zhao Jiaxue's hysterical roar came from the bathroom: "I'm going to kill you!"
Of course, Jing Tian and Luo Xia had already locked their respective doors, with lewd smiles on their faces. Zhao Jiaxue was lucky enough to taste Luo Xia's collection of athlete's foot socks.
But then they became melancholy again. How could they make Zhao Jiaxue happy in the future?
Under the same roof, you can't really turn your head and become enemies because of such a trivial matter, right?
However, after recalling the pleasure of fucking someone just now, the two of them felt a pleasant secret of pleasure. In the end, they could only comfort themselves with one sentence: "Let nature take its course. The worst is that Zhao Jiaxue stuffed her stockings into her mouth."
Here...what would that feel like?"
After a heart-breaking apology, and after deliberately going downstairs to buy the most expensive xx electric toothbrush and xx toothpaste...
Chapter completed!