The fifth time, Ling Yulin suffered the pain of 10,000 cuts
Lin Pingzhi left, and at the same time he also took Yue Lingshan's heart away.
This was the first time Yue Lingshan met someone who "appreciated" her bare face, so she asked to go to the Fuwei Escort Agency with the excuse of "supervising the other party to pay the subsequent fifty taels of silver"; and Linghu Chong got twenty taels of silver and was about to go to Hengyang to eat the little Lantern Festival... The two hit it off and sang the song "I have only you but not him in my heart" and parted ways!
The junior sister is gone.
Linghu Chong came to Hengyang alone.
Hengyang is the base of Hengshan School, and Hengyang’s small Yuanxiao (glutinous rice balls) is even more unique. Only outside the city can you hear the shouts of “Buy dumplings, sell dumplings, the dumplings here are round and round..."
As soon as Linghu Chong entered the city gate, a group of people squeezed over and said, "Brother, are you going to cut the dumplings?"
Linghu Chong looked at it and felt that these dumplings were made of "vulgar noodles". Just as he was about to walk away, he saw a man holding a bamboo pole with a string of red dumplings inserted into it, and his eyes lit up!
"How do you sell the boss' dumplings?"
Linghu Chong called out to the man.
When the boss saw that he had a sword in his hand, he was not angry and said, "This is called candied haws."
Linghu Chong was embarrassed, fearing that someone would know that he was from the mountains, so he quickly walked away.
When I walked to a corner, an old man shouted: "I'm going to hit the bamboo board like this, I won't praise anything else! I'll praise you, Hengyang dumplings are as big as watermelon..."
Linghu Chong looked there—
What a guy, each green-skinned round object, it is even bigger than the teacher's butt!
"But this is clearly a watermelon!"
——Linghu Chong wanted to question this way, but he was afraid that he would be mistaken and be recognized as a mountain man.
Fortunately, the old man saw the meaning in Linghu Chong's eyes, and immediately used a knife to open a small hole in the green dumplings-
"This young master, this is definitely not a watermelon. Look, it's all white flour."
Linghu Chong looked at it—
Good guy, I almost couldn't recognize you after wearing a cuckold!
The glutinous rice balls are indeed not red watermelon flesh, but snow-white!
"Fortunately, I didn't speak up, otherwise I would be too embarrassed..."
Linghu Chong was scared and was paying for one, but he saw a group of people suddenly jumping out of the corner, and the fuselage brick rushed over: "You are so old man, it turns out to be here! You dare to give me watermelon when you buy dumplings! It's still not ripe!..."
A pound-pong-pong pound-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong-p
Linghu Chong was afraid of being implicated, so he turned around and left, and a rhythm sounded behind him—
"After a blow to the bricks-"
"Ah! (The old man screamed)"
"We won't smash anything else!"
......
Linghu Chong held the raw watermelon but was reluctant to throw it away, so he decided to eat it... An hour later, he ran to the foot of a barren mountain with abdominal pain and couldn't find the toilet.
But I didn't expect that there were people here too!
Linghu Chong looked at it and saw a middle-aged man in his thirties in the empty place in front of him, chasing a young nun with a smile!
"In broad daylight, I actually play tricks/suits/temptations in this mountainous country!"
Linghu Chong cursed, and then he felt his stomach hurt even more, but he was afraid of being seen, so he searched for him and found a cave!
As soon as Linghu Chong entered the cave, he didn't care that half of his butt was exposed, so he could take off his pants and prepare for it-
But at this moment, there was a sound of footsteps outside!
"Little Nun Yilin, come out quickly! I'll see you!" The voice of the middle-aged man before sounded outside. It seemed that not only was he used to tempt the clothes, but he (they) actually played hide-and-seek!
It doesn't matter, you shit and fart.
Linghu Chong had unbearable abdominal pain and decided to continue!
The man came to the nearby area and glanced around, and finally found half of Linghu Chong's snow-white butt exposed outside!
"Hehe, so you're here..."
The man saw Linghu Chong's left half butt and laughed in a low voice: "The little nun is cute, like an ostrich. If you want to hide it, you don't know how to hide your bald head. He is actually lying there and trembling..."
He approached with his hands and feet.
As the distance shortens, the word "Ling" on Linghu Chong's left half of the butt gradually becomes clearer-
"'Ling'? It should be 'Lin'!" The man thought he saw the scar on the nun's head, but he didn't want to see the word "Ling". He shook his head and said, "It's terrible to be uneducated. It seems that it's really appropriate to describe a nun as 'uncle'."
But then, the man suddenly showed a wretched smile: "But I, Tian Boguang, like this kind of big and brainless woman, is the most!"
He smiled obscenely without making any sound, and got closer step by step...
This time, Tian Boguang decided to kiss the little nun as soon as he hugged him!
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PS: I met the girl last time again today.
She asked me what update to date today?
I said: First update.
She suddenly lost her temper: First update? As a man, you have only been updated?!
I was immediately dissatisfied, so I asked her: What's wrong with being a man? Can't you satisfy you anymore?
PS1: Alas, why are there always girls calling me a hooligan for no reason?
Chapter completed!