Chapter 335: Suspiciously High IQ
He Qingsha said: "Tsk, this guy is so rich, but he is so stingy with you. If we buy it ourselves, we will buy it ourselves."
Xiaotian said: "No, the boss said that we are animals and cannot eat human food randomly, because some additives are harmful to us."
Little King Kong said: "Yes, yes, boss, that is for our own good."
He Qingsha said: "Okay then, we will take back the things we bought for you two."
Xiao Jingang said: "Our boss is a stingy guy, you are right!"
Xiaotian hesitated for a moment and said, "Yeah, I agree."
He Qingsha covered her stomach and laughed and said: "Hahaha!! It's so funny. What would Huang Rui's expression be like if he knew that his two younger brothers were so unstable and would say bad things about him just for a little food?
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Zhang Qian also smiled and said: "Hahaha, it's so fun. I will also build something like this that can make animals talk in the future."
Xiao Jingang said: "Our boss said that this kind of thing is not suitable for the market yet, and it is even banned in some countries, so you might as well save yourself the trouble."
Zhang Qian said: "I can just ask Huang Rui to give me a gift."
He Qingsha said: "Hey, why should I give it to you?"
Xiaotian said: "Huh? Do you like our boss?"
Little King Kong said: "Our boss is chased by many girls, so you probably won't be able to do anything. Unless you often buy me melon seeds, I can put in a good word for you."
Zhang Qian rolled her eyes at Little King Kong and said, "No wonder you are so fat. You must have gained this virtue by accepting bribes from those crazy bees and butterflies who were pursuing Huang Rui."
Xiaotian said: "Yes, yes, if a girl comes to the boss to give him a gift or something, when the boss is not at home, this guy will ask the girl to order chacha melon seeds for takeout, otherwise he will throw away the gift.
, Xiaotian can’t stand it anymore.”
Xiao Jingang said: "This is called one who is willing to fight and one who is willing to endure. I didn't steal or rob, but I saved so much inventory with my real ability! Oh, didn't you say you want to order takeaway? Why don't you hurry up and give our third child some?
Delicious.”
He Qingsha said: "Lao San? Do you mean Xiaotian?"
Xiaotian said: "Yes."
Zhang Qian said: "Which one of you is older?"
Xiao Jingang said: "What we pay attention to is first come, first served. I came to this house earlier than Xiao Tian, so I am the second child. And the relationship between us is not about age, but about status in the world. Do you understand?"
Zhang Qian glanced at He Qingsha at this time and said: "Sasha, have you ever heard of the technology to improve the IQ of animals?"
He Qingsha's expression changed and she said, "Well, you know, in most countries, including ours, research in this area is prohibited. Isn't that the case for Huang Rui?"
Zhang Qian picked up a pillow on the sofa, raised it in the direction of Xiaotian, and said, "Then, should we call the police?"
Little King Kong said: "Tsk, you guys underestimate us parrots too much."
He Qingsha said: "It is said that the IQ of some parrots can reach the level of primary school students. Little King Kong is not bad at all."
Zhang Qian hugged the pillow back into her arms and said: "Yes, if Huang Rui dared to do such a thing, he wouldn't leave us here who are not familiar with him so casually, unless he has the ability to kill us and silence us
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Xiao Jingang said: "You really think too much, have you watched too many police and gangster movies? Aunt Wang, the security grid officer in our area, often comes to our house to play and likes to chat with me. If I want to call the police, it will be your turn?"
Oh, hurry up and help me eat melon seeds, you are so slow."
Xiaotian said: "Yes, yes, Aunt Wang can testify that our boss is not a bad person, but a good person!"
Zhang Qian continued to crack melon seeds while saying, "Okay, seeing as you two are so sincere, we believe you."
He Qingsha said: "But we believe in you two so much, you have to thank us two for this."
Xiaotian said: "How can I thank you?"
He Qingsha smiled coquettishly and said: "Call me sister-in-law, hahahahaha!"
Xiaotian looked at Little King Kong and said, "Second brother, you are smarter than me. Do you want to scream or not?"
Little King Kong said: "Are you stupid? You are fooled just for an unrealistic trust? Unless there are more melon seeds."
Zhang Qian said: "Oh, Sasha, please stop teasing them. Hurry up and eat something. I'm hungry."
He Qingsha said: "Oh, my computer, help me order two KFC Szechuan spicy beef burgers, two medium cups of Jianlibao, and then order two pairs of classic original grilled wings. Send them to my current location."
Xiaotian said: "People like to eat Orleans grilled wings!"
He Qingsha said: "The Orleans grilled wings have a little chili pepper, children are not allowed to eat them!"
Xiaotian said: "Oh, okay."
Ten minutes later, a medium-sized drone flew into the villa courtyard at high speed. A mechanical claw on the side of its belly took out what He Qingsha ordered from an insulated box at the bottom of its belly and placed it on the ground outside the door.
, and said loudly through the loudspeaker: "Ms. He Qingsha, the KFC takeout you ordered has arrived! Remember to order the five-star review!" After saying that, he quickly flew up with a "whoosh!" and flew to the next delivery point at high speed.
He Qingsha walked out the door and muttered: "Really, it took so long to arrive. Also, can you learn from the service in the coastal areas and call me beautiful?"
Xiao Jingang said: "The default economic delivery mode of KFC's takeout is like this. If you want people to talk nicely and serve you well, you should order the VIP service mode, which is more expensive at ten yuan, and let them send someone to serve you alone.
A small drone delivers food to you.”
He Qingsha walked back into the house with a bag of takeaways and said, "Forget it, we poor students don't need to spend so much money just to save face."
Zhang Qian smiled and said: "Little King Kong, you are so familiar with KFC's takeaways. It seems that you have helped your little brother to ask for bribes."
Little King Kong said: "That's right, otherwise why should I establish the prestige of my second brother?"
By the time He Qingsha took out all kinds of food from the takeout bag and put them on the coffee table, Zhang Qian had already eaten half a cup of melon seeds for Little King Kong, so everyone started eating together.
After finishing the food, Zhang Qian patted her belly and said, "Come on, have you eaten and drank enough? Next, I suggest the four of us start playing some games, okay?"
He Qingsha said: "We are preparing for the final exam, why don't you go back to review?"
Zhang Qian rolled her eyes at He Qingsha, stood up and said, "Then shall we leave now?"
He Qingsha said quickly: "Oh, no, no, no, no, my little aunt, I'm teasing you, I also want to play here for a while, come on, little King Kong, Xiao Tian, what fun do you have here?
Chapter completed!