Chapter 66 "Extremely Pick" big movie six crazy spoofs with one key and three consecutive(1/2)
"Director? Screenwriter?" Sun Meili quit her job and shouted directly: "What are the rules of this ridiculous game?" and started to curse.
The audience was completely confused.
"This... why are you scolding me?"
"Isn't this a movie? Why are you calling the director and screenwriter?"
Then something happened that confused everyone.
Yan Min ran out with an embarrassed look on his face, and then handed everyone a piece of paper.
Director, you are in the frame!
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. The assistant had diarrhea and I don't know where he went. This is the script. Please read it again."
A group of people looked at the screenwriter and looked like a mess.
Master Feng Liu had already begun to frown.
Chen Kaige's face was terrifyingly gloomy.
On the contrary, Jiang Wen's eyes seemed to have finally landed on the screen.
Lao Mouzi, on the other hand, changed from being lazy at the beginning to sitting upright.
Even his eyes started to light up!
"What kind of crap is this shot?"
"It's a variety show movie, it's just so exciting, the director is even in the frame."
"Yeah, how can the director be in the frame? Isn't this a joke?"
"Haha! Director Yan is quite cute."
"That's sad, okay? You see, Sun Meili is so irritable in private, and she often curses people."
"Little Piggy is too mean. He is still playing tricks there. Does Little Piggy do the same thing in private?"
"Brother Bo is the one who makes people laugh, okay? He actually made fun of Peng Hui for being blind. Is Peng Hui really blind?"
"I heard people say, it seems so."
"Chen Sicheng is here. I'll ask him about it later."
"Yes, I'll ask him later."
The audience was talking quietly, and the faces of several leading actors finally calmed down.
"Peng Peng..." Huang Bo asked softly.
"Shh... let's watch a show." Peng Hui said with a smile.
Speaking of which, after editing, he still wanted to laugh even though he had watched it many times.
He didn't expect that it would be so fun after cutting it.
Yes, it’s not pretty, it’s fun.
The movie continues.
A group of people finally finished memorizing their lines and then started performing.
The audience already knows the script through previous performances.
It means that several people go to six levels through various clues and so on to find the "Holy Fire Order" left by the emperor. After completing the task, they can find clues to the royal treasure, and then fight the man in black at the final location.
Retrieve the treasure and save the Flower Princess and the King.
However, when the audience already knew the script and were waiting boredly for the end of the film, a scene that no one expected appeared!
Peng Hui confusedly used the wrong props for his team, and was tragically killed in the basement of a house in Zhangjia Ancient Village, and was eliminated!
Damn it!
One of them died when he came up?
Can this still be filmed?
The director told you that it can be shot.
So the filming continued.
Then in the third level, "Magic Counter" Huang Sanshi, the smartest one in the entire Men's Gang, chose to self-sacrifice in the Batcave in the "YES OR NO" question.
There is a suspense here, because without any explanation, Huang Sanshi wanted to destroy the Holy Fire Order, but failed in the end.
At this moment, the audience is very curious.
Why did Huang Sanshi risk failure and insist on destroying the Holy Fire Order?
Isn't the Holy Fire Order the key to finding the treasure?
With these doubts, everyone started looking more and more confused.
Then he went to the Squirrel King in the second level to do more, and was tricked by Sun Meili into gambling with the most common stones and died on the Longchuan River.
Why does Sun Meili bewitch the Squirrel King?
Did he also rebel?
The confused audience looked at the very funny scenes that occasionally appeared on the screen.
For example, there was a VJ with a cameraman, but because he was drunk, he suddenly fell into the camera, causing the remaining people to yell and scream.
I don’t know why a group of guys who are veteran actors started making trouble like Shi Lezhi one by one.
It's embarrassing to watch.
Then a scene occurred that confused everyone.
Because several people were walking together, the camera kept following everyone, but... in a blink of an eye, a field assistant walked into the camera carelessly holding a sign that read "Xiao Zhu and Sun Meili are dead"
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Unexpectedly, Huang Bo acted like a fool, yelling at the staff and accusing the field assistant of causing trouble.
Brother, if you can't stand it, don't shout during the filming. Isn't this nonsense?
Fortunately, you are still the best actor. You don't know that the director didn't call for a card, so you can't...
Director Zhecao, why did you run into the camera?
And that Squirrel King, don’t you know you’re dead?
He actually ran into the camera again!
Isn't this nonsense?
"A play within a play?" At this moment, Feng Liuye finally noticed these differences and asked with some surprise.
"Haha." Looking at the other party with disdain, Chen Kaige's eyes fell solemnly on Lao Mouzi, who became relaxed again.
gap……
Is it that big?
The movie continues to spoof.
During the filming, Huang Bo could only run directly to the last level.
Then he came to Princess Baihua.
It's Ying Bao.
Dress nicely.
Of course, this is not the point.
The point is...
Princess Baihua turned into a slut and kept pestering Huang Bo to marry him as his consort.
Yes, marry him.
She is a princess after all, so of course she has to marry her.
In the end, it was so funny that Ying Bao even laughed out loud.
Yan Min's hearty laughter also came into the camera outside.
Huang Bo shouted speechlessly: "Director, your voice is in the frame!"
"Ah?" With a confused voice, the camera turned around and actually showed the director again!
"Director...you're in the frame again..." This time it was Huang Bo and Ying Bao who complained together.
"Oh, if you're in the frame, just be in the frame. Finish the photo quickly!" Yan Min said angrily, waved his hand, and ran away.
Huang Bo looked at Ying Bao and suddenly asked: "What are you going to say?"
"Uh-" Ying Bao was confused.
The scene burst into laughter one after another.
To be continued...