Chapter 1865 What do you think of me
At the same time, Yu Chengye heard Feng Xiaoxi's scream and rushed over quickly.
He just saw Feng Xiaoxi, and before he could speak, Feng Xiaoxi farted uncontrollably again.
"Puff...puff...puff puff..."
Yu Chengye: "???"
What's going on now?
When Feng Yuexi saw Yu Chengye, the corners of her lips curled up slightly. This scene was really arranged so perfectly!
Feng Xiaoxi noticed Feng Yuexi's half-smiling eyes, and became even more angry, "Feng Yuexi, did you poison me?"
As soon as she finished speaking, a series of harsh sounds sounded from behind her buttocks.
Suddenly, the smell in the air became stronger.
"Haha..." Feng Yuexi chuckled lightly and left without saying anything.
The direction she walked was exactly the direction Yu Chengye came from.
Feng Xiaoxi kept staring at Feng Yuexi, and naturally he saw Yu Chengye.
Feng Xiaoxi: "!!!"
Why is he here? When did he come?
Didn't she tell him to stay away?
Feng Xiaoxi was about to speak when a series of harsh sounds came from behind her butt.
"Ahhhh..."
Feng Xiaoxi was so ashamed and angry that she screamed and jumped into the river immediately.
Yu Chengye glanced at Feng Yuexi, who was walking in front of him intently, and noticed her half-smiling eyes, and couldn't help feeling embarrassed.
Husband and wife became one, Feng Xiaoxi made a fool of himself, and he was also embarrassed, especially in front of Feng Yuexi.
He didn't dare to take another look at Feng Yuexi, and hurriedly ran to the river, "Smile!"
As soon as he ran to the river, a "gurgling" sound came from the river.
That was the sound of Feng Xiaoxi continuing to fart in the water.
Yu Chengye: "..."
Feng Yuexi, who was about to leave, couldn't help but look over when she heard the sound. Finally, she stopped holding it in and laughed out loud, "Hahaha..."
Hearing Feng Yuexi's laughter, not only Yu Chengye on the bank looked embarrassed, but Feng Xiaoxi who was hiding in the river also looked embarrassed and wanted to kill Feng Yuexi immediately.
After Feng Yuexi left for a while, Feng Xiaoxi emerged from the water, but when she looked at Yu Chengye, she immediately cried aggrievedly.
"Woo... I've lost all face today, are you happy?"
Hearing this, Yu Chengye frowned immediately, "Xiaoxiao, what are you talking about? I am your husband, why should I be happy? Get up quickly, don't catch a cold!"
Feng Xiaoxi was about to speak when she farted uncontrollably.
Suddenly, the tears on her face became even bigger.
"Woo... Feng Yuexi must be the one causing the trouble. It must be her. Why is she so vicious?"
Yu Chengye comforted Feng Xiaoxi for a long time before picking her up in the river, but Feng Xiaoxi still kept farting and couldn't control it at all.
Feng Xiaoxi leaned in Yu Chengye's arms and cried, "It's okay if you and Feng Yuexi see me in such a mess. I must never be seen by anyone else, otherwise I won't live."
As soon as he finished speaking, there was another "puff, puff, puff" sound.
Yu Chengye was about to speak, but he subconsciously held his breath. He couldn't talk about his wife, but it really stinked!
Feng Xiaoxi suddenly looked up and saw Yu Chengye's appearance, and collapsed again in an instant. She reached out and pushed him away, "Yu Chengye, you actually dislike me. Do you think I want this? When did I, Feng Xiaoxi, do this?
Have you ever been in such embarrassment? Have you ever been so embarrassed? Ugh..."
"Xiaoxiao, I didn't." Yu Chengye immediately hugged Feng Xiaoxi and comforted him, and then immediately changed the subject, "Xiaoxiao, tell me exactly what happened, and maybe I can find a solution.
Solve...solve the fart thing."
Feng Xiaoxi glared at Yu Chengye, and then choked up and told what happened.
After listening, Yu Chengye's brows frowned even more tightly, almost enough to kill a fly.
"If there is no invisible goblin, then this thing is..."
"It was Feng Yuexi who did it. Who else would do this to me besides her?" Feng Xiaoxi said immediately.
Yu Chengye thought about it and agreed that this was the case.
Next, they tried many methods but could not solve the fart problem.
Feng Xiaoxi collapsed and had to ask Yu Chengye to find Feng Yuexi to get the antidote.
Feng Yuexi looked at Yu Chengye and Feng Xiaoxi in front of her, raised her eyebrows slightly, and said with a smile, "I've seen enough of your fart scenes, you don't need to come to perform in front of me anymore, it really stinks!"
"You..." Feng Xiaoxi pointed at Feng Yuexi, her hands kept shaking, naturally she was angry.
Yu Chengye grabbed Feng Xiaoxi's hand and said solemnly, "Yue Xi, please bring out the antidote."
"What did you say?" Feng Yuexi raised her eyebrows slightly, "Antidote? Do you and your wife think I poisoned you?"
Yu Chengye, Feng Xiaoxi: Isn’t it?
Feng Yuexi raised her eyes to look at Feng Xiaoxi and said coldly, "I said, you don't deserve it, you don't deserve it, you don't deserve it, you all don't deserve it, I'm afraid of getting my hands dirty."
Hearing this, Yu Chengye was stunned. Only today did he know that Feng Yuexi thought so. He thought...
This was not the first time Feng Xiaoxi heard Feng Yuexi's words. Although she was furious, her remaining sense made her subconsciously look at Yu Chengye who was standing aside.
Seeing that Yu Chengye's superficial reaction was similar to hers, she felt inexplicably relieved.
She was really afraid that Yu Chengye would think that Feng Yuexi did it on purpose and deliberately attracted his attention.
Feng Yuexi glanced at them, turned and left.
By the time Feng Xiaoxi and his wife came to their senses, Feng Yuexi's figure had disappeared.
"Husband, what should I do? I can't appear in front of other people like this, otherwise I won't be able to hold my head up for the rest of my life." Feng Xiaoxi said with a sad face.
Yu Chengye frowned slightly, "Then let's hide for a while, maybe it won't happen anymore, or we can think of ways to detoxify."
"good!"
It's a pity that they all paid too little attention to the poison that Ye Feiran personally refined.
No one else can refine the antidote except her, and the effect of this poison can last for three days.
Therefore, Feng Xiaoxi would fart uncontrollably for three consecutive days, and the smell became worse each time.
This profound lesson is enough for Feng Xiaoxi to remember for a lifetime.
On the other side, the mutated nine-leaf red branch was also talking to Ye Feiran.
"Ranran, why do we have to leave so quickly? I still want to see that old woman embarrassed!"
The corner of Ye Feiran's mouth twitched slightly, "When did you become so fond of watching the fun?"
"No one can let me watch the fun, okay?"
Ye Feiran: "...Watching the fun is more important, or is the essence more important?"
Mutated nine-leaf red branch: "Everything is important!"
Ye Feiran: "Then you go back and watch the fun! Let's go first."
Hearing this, the mutated nine-leaf red branch suddenly exploded, "No, Ranran, don't even think about leaving me, you can never leave me."
The corners of Ye Feiran's mouth twitched slightly, did she mean this?
The next moment, the mutated nine-leaf red branch's voice sounded again, "Maybe we can meet again, after all, the poison you refined will cause you to fart for three days in a row!"
Ye Feiran stopped paying attention to the mutated nine-leaf red branch and continued to hunt fairies.
This time, Ye Murin deliberately took Ye Feiran in a direction where no one was around.
When the mutated nine-leaf red branch gave up hope, Feng Xiaoxi and Yu Chengye were actually seen from a distance.
"Ranran, the fun is coming, I want to watch the fun!"
As soon as the sound fell, the mutated nine-leaf red branch flew silently towards Feng Xiaoxi and Yu Chengye.
Ye Feiran: "..."
The next moment, her hand was held by Ye Murin, "Ran'er, do you want to teach them a big lesson?"
Hearing this, Ye Feiran subconsciously raised his eyes and looked at Ye Mulin, "Master Emperor, do you want to help me?"
"As long as you kiss me, I will help you." Ye Mulin said without blushing or out of breath.
Ye Feiran was immediately stunned, but the next second he stood up on tiptoes and kissed the man's face.
"I want to see the great lesson of Lord Emperor."
Chapter completed!