When he went to A Guang's house to call Aunt Ma and A Guang's younger brothers and sisters over to help, they were already lying on the side and asleep, with their upper body in the grass and their lower body in the smelly ditch.
As for Ah Guang, he had already gone back to his room and was fast asleep. He was also extremely drunk, so he didn't come out.
Aunt Ma took a flashlight and shined it on the two people lying in the grass. They were surprised, "How...how can you sleep here?"
Others were surprised too.
"Did you fall asleep while snoring?"
"I still drank too much. I helped him pull him up and take him back. Fortunately, he listened to A Dong and pushed the trolley out. Otherwise, he would be in such a state that I wouldn't be able to help him."
"I just said I would send them back, but I still tried to be brave and said that I could leave on my own, so I would use a lift. They are all too dirty. I have to ask my family to wash them when they go back."
"I can still sleep now, and I'm even snoring..."
Several people murmured and helped to lift the two of them onto the cart, lie side by side, and push them back.
"A Dong, are you okay? Do you want to push a cart for you to lie down on?"
Ye Yaodong quickly shook his head. He didn't want to lie down. "I'm awake and can still walk."
He followed everyone and sent the two of them home one by one. The two families were surprised when they saw that the two of them were dirty and had bruises on their faces after turning on the light. They thought they had been beaten.
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Ye Yaodong quickly explained to them, and then the two families scolded the two people who were drunk and fighting, and took them back to wash them.
And he also refused Aunt Ma and the others to see him off, and staggered home alone. However, Aunt Ma still told his youngest son and Pei Yingqiu to follow him, and helped him use a flashlight to watch him go home, so as not to follow the two of them.
Same thing, he fell into a ditch and fell asleep immediately.
If this were true, if people found out the next day, they would be laughed to death.
As soon as he got home, he lay down directly without taking off his clothes, pants and shoes. He lay down on the bed and fell asleep immediately.
"You're so drunk. What's happening to the eyes on your face? Why are they all blue?"
"Why are your slippers so dirty? They are all stinky mud from the ditch. What happened..."
"As soon as I went out, it was midnight. I was still drunk. I was still tossing around most of the night. I had to wash your feet, wipe your face and wipe your hands..."
Lin Xiuqing was taking off his shoes and clothes while talking nonchalantly.
Just waiting for her to turn around to fetch water, when she came back, she saw him huddled under the quilt, his feet were so dirty that he hadn't even washed them yet.
She cursed again and dragged him out of the bed by his feet. After cleaning him, she let him shrink back into the bed.
Ye Yaodong had no idea what happened the night before. He drank too much. He only woke up for a moment last night. When he woke up the next day, he forgot everything. He only felt that his eyes hurt so much.
He slept until midnight when he went out, still covering his eyes with one hand, and then wailing and looking for a mirror.
"Why do my eyes hurt so much? Did you hit me secretly in the middle of the night? Or was Ye Xiaojiu not sleeping well and hit my eyes?"
Lin Xiuqing was sitting there watching TV and eating melon seeds. She only glanced at him sideways and said, "Who hit you? I have to serve you when I'm drunk. I don't know which ditch I stepped in with my muddy foot."
, maybe it was a collision."
Ye Yaodong picked up the mirror and looked at it, "Damn, how could this have been hit? He was obviously beaten, his eyes were blue, who hit me?"
"You ask me, who am I asking? He was so drunk that he didn't even know he was beaten."
"I'll ask the others later. Damn, who hit me? Drunk and sneak attack? Use tea oil to wipe my eyes."
This is the universal oil.
Before Lin Xiuqing moved her buttocks, the old lady had already gone to get it.
Ye Chenghu looked curiously at one of his blue eyes, which was still closed, "Dad, have you become a one-eyed dragon?"
"Have you finished your homework? Once you have finished, you will write two pages in the copybook today."
He quickly lowered his head to reduce his presence.
Ye Chengyang laughed.
Ye Chenghu lowered his head and stared at him secretly.
Ye Yaodong ignored the two children's little actions and turned a blind eye and asked Lin Xiuqing, "Aren't you going back to your parents' house today? Why haven't you left yet?"
"I'm already back, okay? You don't even know what time it is, it's already 10 o'clock."
"Didn't you always come back in the afternoon? Anyway, you always come back after lunch."
"I used to walk there. Didn't I come back only in the afternoon? I came back after lunch. That's because my parents are at home. Now my second brother is at home. I went there at 5 o'clock in the morning, and it only takes a tractor to come back.
Two hours, chatting there, and sitting there for more than two hours, that’s about it. I can still cook some food when I get back before lunch.”
"oh."
"Stop it, dad has come here several times this morning, but the old lady drove him back every time. He was so angry that he kept scolding him at the door, saying that you knew you were going to the shipyard to sail back today, but you were still so drunk.
It’s already noon and I still can’t get up.”
The old lady said: "Don't worry about him, you will be energetic after you have slept enough. Anyway, there is no day today, so there is no need to be so anxious and have to go early in the morning. In the evening, when the sun is about to go down, you can go and drive back. It's not hot.
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"Well, it's already noon now, and the sun is too strong. Let's go sailing in the evening. Anyway, there are already candidates for renting the boat."
"Then my grandpa will have to scold me all day long." Ye Chenghu raised his head and said while doing his homework.
Old lady: "Then tell him not to come and come back in the evening so that he won't be heard anymore."
Lin Xiuqing glared at her eldest son, "What does it matter to you, sir? How many days have you been writing your homework? You haven't finished it yet. Today is the 30th, tomorrow is the 31st, and the day after tomorrow is the 1st."
"You can sign up on the 2nd..." Ye Chenghu's voice became quieter and quieter, and then he quickly lowered his head and pretended to work hard on his homework.
Ye's father waited until lunch time before coming over, and then he counted Ye Yaodong's fallen leaves with a crackling meal.
Ye Yaodong didn't say a word anyway, but the old lady said it was OK after hearing a few words, and she still wanted to let others eat?
"What day did you eat without talking?"
"I can't stop your mouth even if I eat, so what's the difference?"
"It's the Ghost Festival today, ancestor, do you still want to wait until dark to sail back?"
The old lady shut up, but after two seconds of silence she said, "Then just drive over before dark."
Father Ye glanced at her, shook his head, and continued to eat the rice in the bowl helplessly.
Ye Yaodong waited until three o'clock before riding his bicycle to the shipyard with Ye's father to sail the ship. By the way, he took Ye Chenghai with him to the ship and drove back. Today was the Hungry Ghost Festival, so he was asked to get off work early.
There are a total of 6 ships, plus another 003 for delivery, so a total of 7 ships are sent back at one time.
He and Father Ye each drove one, and then they each tied two or three and dragged them together.
Ye Chenghai insisted on taking a boat with him instead of Ye's father.
"Uncle Third, can you teach me how to sail a boat?"
"It's easy to sail a boat, you have to learn to know the direction."
"Teach me."
"I learned it somewhere in a while. Go back and ask your father to teach you. I'll teach you how to drive it first. It's simple."
Ye Chenghai listened to a few words on the side and started to work directly. Then he was very happy and exuberant, "This is too simple."
"Machines are dead things. Of course it's simple. Just remember it casually."
"Then go back and open it for me?"
"Then let me drive it for you, just follow the boat in front."
Ye Yaodong was also happy, just looking at the scenery.
Ye Chenghai seemed to be getting started at first, but suddenly a shark appeared next to him, which made him look over in surprise. However, the shark left after a while, but the dolphins came again, playing around the fishing boat.
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He was still childlike and had a childlike heart, and he kept patting the side of the boat happily.
The dolphin turned its head to look at him, then swam a few times quickly and made two consecutive jumps in front of him.
"Wow, Uncle San's dolphin is jumping."
"I saw it, it's nothing. I once saw a group of dolphins making a loud dolphin sound, and then collectively hunted for food on the sea surface. After that, they jumped a few times and swam away."
"Has Third Uncle seen a lot of big fish?"
"Well, quite a few. I also took a lot of photos and developed them. If you're interested, you can check them out later."
"Okay, okay."
"Have you finished your homework?"
"No, but it doesn't matter. I've already found a job. My mother told me to tell my class teacher when I sign up for school. I'm working in a factory as an apprentice and don't have time to do my homework."
"A loving mother often loses her sons."
"Wherever there is a loving mother, I am the one who gets beaten the most."
Ye Yaodong shook his head and ignored him.
The fishing boat drove for more than an hour before returning to the village, but everyone was used to it, and not many people watched. At most, when we returned home, the neighbors lamented that he drove back so many times.
After dinner, in the evening, the few people who had originally booked to rent the boat heard about it, or were informed, and came one after another to claim the fishing boat.
Because the 30th happened to be the 31st this month, and the day after tomorrow was the 1st, Ye Yaodong generously said that he would give them a day to get familiar with each other, and the cycle would not start until the 1st. Everyone was extremely happy.
After settling the matter of renting the boat, Ye Yaodong took a slow walk to A Guang's house.
I promised to treat you to two meals. Yesterday, today, and tomorrow night, I will have a small meal.
They all took it seriously. After eating and enjoying the cool weather, they all decided to go to A Guang's house at the right time.
He arrived a little late because he had to deal with the fishing boat rental matter, and they were already sitting at the door drinking.
"Damn it, why are you two faces so bruised?"
Ah Zheng and Xiao Xiao stared at each other cross-eyed.
A Guang laughed loudly, "You don't know? I thought you remembered, didn't you go out with them last night? Aunt Ma said, it was you who turned around and called her and her family to fight, saying
The two of them were drunk and thought it was haunted. When they fell down, they thought the other was a ghost and got into a fight. When they went there, they found them sleeping in a stinky ditch on the roadside."
"Damn, I stopped drinking. I don't remember it. I just remember that it seemed to be haunted. I woke up this morning and found that I had a black eye. It must have been one of you two."
Aunt Ma was enjoying the cool weather on the side and said with a smile: "When you came back last night to call someone, you covered your eyes with one hand. Then when you were walking and talking about the fight, they beat you."
"You two are weird. You drank too much in the middle of the night and you were making noises. You were shouting Teresa Teng, I love you."
Aguang slapped the table and laughed non-stop, "Hahaha, oh my god, I'm laughing so hard, Teresa Teng, I love you..."
The neighbors around were also laughing there.
Someone even shouted in a funny way: "Don't worry, I have a tape recorder, just in time to play Teresa Teng's tape for you..."
"Hahaha... I was drunk last night. I should have stayed sober and followed you all the way out. I was laughing so hard."
Xiaoxiao and Azheng both blushed in embarrassment.
"Talking nonsense, listening to nonsense."
"That's right, how could I shout like that?"
Ye Yaodong moved a stool and sat down, calmly saying: "I don't remember anything else, but I remember one of you singing: Sweet Honey ~ Where have I seen you ~ and shouted Teresa Teng..."
"Then another one sang: Send you to the outside of the small village ~ I have something to say ~ Teresa Teng, I love you ~ Although the flowers are already in bloom ~"
"Hahaha~"
A Guang listened to Ye Yaodong's strange singing and shouting, then patted the table and then patted his thigh.
No matter how shameless the two of them are, they are still embarrassed when being watched by so many people.
"Haha, why was there someone singing nearby in the middle of the night last night? They were singing so loudly, so it was you two."
"Really, I really heard Tiantianmi told me not to pick the wild flowers on the roadside. A Dong didn't tell lies..."
"Hahaha……"
The two people who were cross-eyed at first did not dare to say anything for a moment, and then looked at each other, feeling glad that they were not alone in being embarrassed.
Ah Zhenggang coughed his throat and said cheekily: "Who doesn't like Teresa Teng? I just drank too much."
Xiaoxiao also agreed, "That's right."
"Teresa Teng, I love you!" Ye Yaodong raised his head and shouted again, laughing at them.
They themselves couldn't help but laugh.
"Shut up, shut up. I'm the last to come and still talk so much. I'll punish myself with three drinks first."
Ye Yaodong pointed to his painful left eye, "Then how to settle this account?"
"What about us?" Xiaoxiao also pointed to the injuries on his face and arms.
"Fight back. I had a drunken fight yesterday. I'll fight again today when I'm sober. It'll be offset immediately."
Azhengdao: "Can we offset it if one of us punches you?"
"A few handfuls, your wine taste is really bad."
"Isn't today the Ghost Festival? We drank so late last night. We must have really seen something. That's why we went drunk and thought the other party was a ghost, so we wanted to fight ghosts." Xiaoxiao analyzed carefully and found reasons for himself.
"Shit, stop putting gold on your face, you will be so scared that you will run and cry."
Azheng: "Didn't you say you don't remember?"
"I still remember the first half, but I don't remember the second half, but I can guess that you must have fallen while running. Then you thought the other person was a ghost and couldn't hide, so you started fighting.
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"That's nonsense, how is it possible? If I saw a ghost, I would definitely beat him away."
A Guang said: "Go back early in the evening. After all, during the Hungry Ghost Festival, our children don't dare to let them out when it gets dark at night. You can just have a few drinks later and go back early."
"It's easier on you."
"Originally, the twins came out together. You insist on killing me twice. What can you do? Today is a special day."
"I'm so busy with things that it's not early now. I'll drink and break up in half an hour. It's just a good time to go home with a little wine so I can sleep."
"Then hurry up and drink more. Don't take advantage of Ah Guang."
The neighbor next to me played a tape of Teresa Teng's songs. They were enjoying the breeze, listening to music, and drinking wine. It was a pity that they couldn't go back too late.
After half an hour, they stopped. After all, they drank too much yesterday.
"Teresa Teng, I love you~I am Li Xiaozheng~" Ye Yaodong shouted as he walked back with them, and ran away after shouting.
"Hahaha~"
"Ye Yaodong, you are riding a horse... Just call yourself, why are you pretending to be me..." Ah Zheng chased him angrily from behind.
"Teresa Teng, I love you ~ I am Lin Jianyao ~"
Xiaoxiao couldn't laugh now.
The three of them ran into the village chasing each other, which was very childish. However, after running into the village, Ye Yaodong stopped shouting. After all, he was embarrassed.
When there is no one around, it's okay to shout by their names. When there are people around, he is embarrassed, because after all, he is the one shouting.
Lin Xiuqing was confused when she saw him coming back covered in sweat, "What did you do? Why are you sweating profusely and your face is so red."
"It's okay. I thought I'd come back early so I ran for a short distance."
The old lady complained and said, "I told you not to go out when it gets dark tonight. Just stay in the cool air at the door for a while. But you still have to go out if you don't listen."
"I didn't go out for long. I came back in just over half an hour. I'll go and take a shower first."
Tonight, all the children were restrained by their parents and were not allowed to run outside, so they could only watch TV at home. Fortunately, they still had TVs at home. Those who did not have TVs could only find things to play by themselves and then go to bed early.
After Ye Yaodong took a shower, he sat with them watching TV and eating melon seeds.
Ye Xiaoxi was too small to peel, and they were afraid of getting her throat stuck, so they peeled it for her and put it on a small stool in front of them, letting her pick it up and eat it by herself.
But as soon as he peeled off a small pile of meat, he saw a sneaky hand in front of him. He glanced at it without paying attention and continued peeling it off.
When he lowered his head to put down the melon seeds again, he saw that sneaky hand reaching towards Ye Chenghu again.
Ye Chenghu turned his stool horizontally and sat on the back half, leaving a pile of peeled melon seeds on the front half.
He knew at a glance that Ye Chenghu must have wanted to peel Duoduo, then grab it into his mouth and eat it, but now his sneaky hand took advantage of him.
He didn't know how long he had been eating secretly. He kept staring at the screen, only occasionally lowering his head to take a look when putting the melon seeds.
Sure enough, the old saying still makes sense, the boss is stupid, the second child is cunning, and there is also a bad third child in the family.
Ye Chengyang is really cunning and seductive.
Ye Chenghu is actually stupid.
It is not yet possible to make a conclusion as to whether Ye Xiaoxi is bad or not.
Ye Chengyang secretly ate one from the left and one from the right, then peeled two more himself, and continued quietly.
But when he stole the next round, he found Ye Yaodong looking at him.
He immediately pretended to be nonchalant and grabbed a handful of melon seeds, then gnawed them slowly, staring at the screen, and occasionally looking at Ye Yaodong out of the corner of his eye.
Ye Yaodong didn't expose him either.
He was really smart. After waiting for a while, he found that Ye Yaodong didn't mean to expose him, so he took a rest and returned to his old ways.
Ye Xiaoxi lowered his head and was grabbing the melon seeds when he saw Ye Chengyang's hand.
"You can eat it if you can..."
As soon as Ye Chenghu lowered his head, he saw the afterimage of Ye Chengyang's retracted image, and immediately shouted angrily, "I told you why I peeled off so much after a long time, Ye Chengyang, spit it out..."
Ye Chengyang quickly stuffed the last one on his hand into his mouth, then ran behind the old lady and laughed.
The old lady also chuckled and patted her behind with a Cattail Fan, and then comforted the angry Ye Chenghu, "Auntai will help him compensate you, Auntai will peel it off for you, I'll give it all to you."
Ye Chenghu glared at him angrily, moved the stool to the old lady's side, and stopped sitting with him.
Ye Chengyang also moved his stool next to Lin Xiuqing and said flatteringly: "Mother, peel it off for me."
Lin Xiuqing flicked his forehead, "If you're lazy, tell me earlier, and you're still eating secretly."
"Hehe, their food tastes better."
Ye Xiaoxi looked left and right, but he didn't forget to eat either.
But after Lin Xiuqing peeled off a bunch of skin in front of Ye Chengyang, she followed suit and secretly went to him to steal it, because Ye Chengyang was closest to her.
Ye Yaodong looked at her little movements with a smile.
"Ah! Ye Xiaoxi, you stole mine."
"You can steal it too."
When Ye Yaodong saw Ye Chengyang coming up to grab her, he covered it with his big palm, "Don't make trouble. If you don't want to watch TV, just turn it off and go to bed."
Ye Chenghu gloated, "Amitabha!"
This word also means deserved in their dialect.
Ye Xiaoxi also lowered his eyelids and opened his mouth to make a face.
After the three brothers and sisters made a fuss, they watched TV obediently and stopped acting like monsters.
The school year started on September 1st, but all their children were reluctant to sign up until September 2nd.
After Ye Yaodong refueled in advance during the day on the 1st, he set off at night. It was also the early morning of the 2nd.
After he rented out the boat No. 002, he took along the original four boatmen of the Dongsheng and five more young adults who could get into the water. They had all been in the water before. Five of them were picked out.
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Except for Chen Shi, the other three boatmen on the Dongsheng were all old guys about the same age as him.
Others knew that following him would be safe and provide good benefits, so they were happy to follow him on another trip. In addition, this trip was not jellyfish fishing, so the safety factor could be higher and not as dangerous as the last trip.
There are just not enough places to lie down on the boat, but it doesn't matter. It's okay for young people to sleep less. It will be cooler to lie directly on the deck.
So this trip increased to 11 people and set off together. Compared to the original 6 people on the boat, a few more people would not be a good thing.
He also brought the key to the house he bought locally. When he arrived, he could just clean it and move in. There were four rooms, so he could sleep very comfortably and it wouldn't be as crowded as the last time.
Father Ye also knew this section of the sea route by heart. After more than ten hours of fast sailing, they arrived safely as the sun set.
After entering Zhejiang Province, they also saw a lot of floating jellyfish, and fishing boats of all sizes were moving around fishing.
They also deliberately went to the trench for a spin first, and no surprise, it was empty. Not to mention the boat, there were only a few jellyfish floating here and there.
At this time when the sun was about to set, most of the fishing boats had probably emptied their catches and went to search for them on the sea surface, or some of them returned.
When Ye Yaodong docked, there was nothing unusual on the local dock. There were still jellyfish everywhere, as well as tractors and trucks transporting goods.
He asked everyone to move the supplies on the ship first and let his father watch from the ship while he led people to buy the house.
But when he led everyone to the yard he bought, he found that the door of the yard was open, and someone seemed to be talking there?
His face was full of confusion and he frowned, and the others looked at each other in confusion.
"Brother Dong? Didn't you say that you have been renting it for more than half a year? Why is there someone inside? Did the landlord take the house back because you were away?"
How could he know that he had obviously bought it and even changed the locks on purpose? Where did the people inside come from?
It may be that the house has been unoccupied for a long time, and it may have been occupied by neighbors or relatives of the previous owner.
Otherwise, no one would pay attention to this broken room.
"Go in and have a look."
A group of them walked in arrogantly carrying a lot of things, and they were all men, which frightened the family eating in the room.
"You...who are you, and why did you come to our house?"
There were seven or eight people in this family. The two couples were in their thirties or forties. The children ranged from teenagers to several years old. They all looked at them in panic, especially the children. The younger ones shrank.
stand up.
Everyone looked at Ye Yaodong.
"What else do I want to ask you? You came to my house, thinking that if I'm not here for a month, this house will be empty, right? Come and get out of there, or I'll be rude to you."
"Who...who said this house belongs to you? You outsiders..."
Ye Yaodong interrupted before he finished speaking, "The house I bought is not mine, is it still yours? Who among the neighbors doesn't know that I bought this house? Pack your things and get out of here, or I'll throw you away.
When you go out, don’t pack your things.”
"This is our house. Our relatives left and asked us to see it."
"Shit, it turned out to be a shameless relative of the previous owner. Let me tell you, why did someone shamelessly pick the lock of my house and move in? Your relatives left and sold the house to me specifically. I am living here.
I have been here for two months, and I just went back to my hometown, and it was occupied by shameless people like you. Do you think locals can just occupy other people's houses?"
"Would you like to check whose name is written on the house now? I have completed all the procedures. If you secretly occupy someone else's house, your whole family will be arrested and imprisoned. Get out of here."
The man said calmly: "You said that your house belongs to you? Who doesn't know that I am a relative of this family? Just ask and you will know. How can you, a foreigner, afford this house?"
"You're not leaving, are you? You're still arguing there, help me drive them all out. How dare you pick my lock and get in."
If all his guns hadn't been on the boat, and this trip was just to move supplies, otherwise just taking a gun out of the basket would have scared the shit out of the whole family.
I had a little hamster that escaped from prison. It was so scary that it got under my bed and couldn't get out.
I have been searching all morning and half the afternoon this morning, but I couldn't find it. It was running around under my bed at night and I collapsed.
I have escaped from prison once before, but I didn’t wear gloves. I didn’t dare to catch it. I was too afraid of small animals, and I wanted to keep them. Listening to the noise coming from under the bed, my nerves were about to weaken, and I couldn’t even update.
Half an hour late, now we have to start the big operation of catching mice!
Chapter completed!