It was just getting dark after dinner, and Ye Yaodong sat at the door and chatted with the seven aunts and eight aunts and neighbors around him. Anyway, if he didn't talk to them, they would talk about him behind his back.
If you chat in person, he can listen to a few good words.
By the way, I pulled out two cigarettes for the old men on the side, but these old men waved their hands politely and said that they could just smoke cigarettes or hookah.
Just take a piece of paper, roll the tobacco and start smoking.
Most old men are like their father. They never leave the hookah and smoke it loudly. They are used to smoking hookah, but they may not be used to smoking cigarettes.
Ye Yaodong looked at the children playing with the tortoise next to him, and he told them not to catch it and just put it on the ground to play with.
Then I talked to these neighbors about this year's harvest in the fields and fruit trees, and also about the days at the seaside. Then I followed the old man's words of praise for the leaders, so that everyone's life would get better and better.
Then I heard a few words of praise from everyone, saying that a son-in-law is half a son-in-law. As soon as something happens to his father-in-law, he will immediately come over to visit with big and small bags of things. He praises Ah Qing for finding a good husband, and he has never been in trouble before.
I don’t know, just listening to gossip...
Ye Yaodong felt very happy when he heard this, which showed that his impression had changed very well during this period.
At this time, Mother Lin finished cleaning the pots and dishes, and planned to kill a turtle to stew it, but the children acted like they were protecting the treasures and refused to let Mother Lin kill them, and even picked them up and hid away from them.
Lin Guangyuan didn't pay attention for a moment, and after taking a few steps, he was bitten hard by the turtle on his hand, and he screamed in agony.
Ye Yaodong hurriedly ran forward and saw that the turtle was biting Lin Guangyuan's hand tightly and would not let go. No matter how hard the children pulled it, it would not let go.
"Go away, go away, go away. Don't pull out randomly. This turtle is very cruel and won't let go easily if it bites you." Ye Yaodong waved away these obstructive children while touching his pockets, "Why are you so careless? I've taught you all this.
How can you catch me and you still get bitten?"
Lin Guangyuan was already a young boy. Even though the pain was excruciating and tears welled up in his eyes, he still managed not to fall.
Ye Yaodong took out the match in his pocket and pulled it. After a small flame appeared, he burned the turtle's butt obscenely. The effect was very fast!
It immediately let go and fell to the ground, its whole head retracted inside.
Lin Guangyuan's index finger was bitten and it was bloody. Mother Lin and Mrs. Lin felt distressed and rushed around him into the house to touch him with ashes from the bottom of the pot to stop the bleeding.
Now the children were frightened and did not dare to reach out to catch it. Ye Chenghu quickly threw the turtle on his hand to the ground for fear of being bitten too.
"Now you know how powerful it is, right? I told you, be careful when playing, and be less hands-on, but you all turned a deaf ear."
"Grandma said she was going to stew it, so we grabbed it."
"Don't catch it anymore, just put it on the ground."
"I understand, Dad, can you please stop stewing them?"
Ye Yaodong had already glanced sideways at them, giving them a look and feeling for yourself!
Everyone was scared now, and they became more honest. They only dared to poke it with branches, and did not dare to turn it over and play with it anymore.
He went into the room and took a look again. Lin Guangyuan's hand had been wrapped in gauze, and there were no tears on his face. He looked very good.
Ye Yaodong patted his shoulder and said, "It's okay. I'll stew it tonight to avenge you."
Lin Guangyuan smiled instantly, "Sister-in-law, you want to eat it yourself, right?"
"Who said that? I just ate it by the way. I originally wanted to keep it for them to play with."
Lin Xiuqing smiled and rolled her eyes at him, "Believe me, when they have enough fun and fall asleep, you will definitely catch them and stew them."
"Haha~ If you don't eat it and keep it, what if it dies? If it dies, you can't eat it. It's a waste of food."
Mother Lin said with a smile: "Everyone is getting excited now. Let's wait until they fall asleep to cook."
"How about killing a grapefruit now? When I went up the mountain in the afternoon, the boss shook the branch and one fell down."
Mother Lin went to the corner and took out one from the sack. "The freshly picked grapefruit needs to be stored for a few days before it tastes good. The one in the sack was picked a few days ago and is just right for eating."
Ye Yaodong took the grapefruit and cut off the head side with a knife. He made several cuts all over the body and then took out the whole grapefruit flesh. The remaining grapefruit skin was like a hat. He took it out and put it on Ye Chengyang's head.
"Give you a hat!"
"Ah, hat!" Ye Chengyang happily touched the grapefruit hat on his head and shook his head happily.
This is simple happiness!
Divide the grapefruit meat into two halves, and then drive the children back to the house. It was windy at night, it was already dark, and there was no one at the door.
After returning to the house one by one, they were reluctant to go back to their rooms. They still formed a circle and continued to poke the two tortoises with branches on the floor of the main room.
Mother Lin randomly picked the back of the head that she liked and patted it, "Sooner or later, these two bastards will become idiots for you. I have almost gone back to the house to wash my feet and go to bed. I have been running in the mountains for a day and I am not tired.
Play there, you all have to get up before dawn tomorrow to help me pick oranges on the mountain, and go to bed early at night."
"knew."
"Play a little longer, the genius has just faded..."
As soon as he finished speaking, the person next to him received another slap on the back of the head. This time it was Mrs. Lin who slapped her own dick. "Go back to the house and sleep. We have to get up early tomorrow."
"Oh oh oh oh..."
A group of children reluctantly and reluctantly turned back to the room step by step.
Only the two brothers Ye Chenghu were left standing around.
Ye Yaodong grabbed both turtles and put them in the basin. The two brothers were so frightened that one of them hugged both of his legs.
"Dad, please don't eat them, okay?"
"I know, I won't eat anymore and go back to the house to sleep."
He put the two children, one on each side, under his armpits and walked into the house. Seeing that they liked it so much, he stopped eating it and let them play for two more days.
However, thinking so, he forgot that Mother Lin was there.
After everyone entered the house, Mother Lin turned around and caught one, killed it and stewed it.
He was lying on the bed, about to fall asleep, when he smelled the strong fragrance and woke up instantly. Was he being tricked?
Okay, now tomorrow morning some of them will be crying again.
Xianggui thought so, but it was already stewed, so it didn't stop him from getting up to eat.
Lin Xiuqing whispered: "Mother, did you stew the turtle?"
"It should be. I'll go out and take a look. You can't eat this stuff."
"I know."
Before he could get dressed and go out, Mother Lin knocked on the door. He quickly put on his pants and opened the door.
Bowls of turtle soup have been placed on the table.
"Mom, how many have you killed?"
"Just kill the big one."
"That's good, at least one is left, otherwise the two of them will cry miserably tomorrow."
"I just thought they would cry, so I only killed one. I'll keep that one for them to play with for two days. Then you can take it back and stew it. Come over and eat it while it's hot. Each person can take two bites to replenish his body.
Body."
The eldest uncle and the second uncle also came out of the house at this time, each carrying a bowl to eat. Mother Lin also brought a bowl into the house for Father Lin.
The three men discussed while eating that they should take some time to go to the river tomorrow.
"I was really annoyed by the children in the house. When I saw that my cousins ​​had one, they all wanted one too."
Lin Xiangyang also agreed, "Yes, I was pestered by some family members in the house just now. They asked me to catch one for them tomorrow. They said that my cousin had one and they wanted it too..."
"We've already stewed one, and my two friends should be crying tomorrow. They'll probably ask me to catch another one for them. It'll be hard for me."
"I can't help it. Who asked you to catch two of them today?"
"Isn't this something that you just take care of if you see it? I don't believe you saw it and didn't catch it."
Lin Xianghui smiled and said, "You have to catch them, and you have to eat them. If you cry, let them cry."
Lin Xiangyang took a big sip of soup from the big bowl, and then said casually: "Just scare him with a whip twice. If he is really noisy, just give him a good beating, and everyone will be honest in no time."
Ye Yaodong:......
Everyone in the world is the same!
Now he can start eating without any burden. He takes a big mouthful of soup first, and then picks up a piece of gelatinous meat. It smells delicious~
The three men finished eating happily, put away their bowls and chopsticks, and went back to the house to sleep.
Ye Yaodong lay down next to Lin Xiuqing again, hugging her and sleeping together.
It was very pure, he had no intention of doing anything this time.
How could he be so shameless at his mother-in-law's house? Of course he had to restrain himself, although he felt that he was full of strength now...
But it doesn’t matter, you can save some energy and make progress!
Lin Xiuqing saw that he was sleeping peacefully and peacefully.
The next morning, as soon as dawn broke, the roosters began to crow, and the whole village suddenly came alive in the silence. There were roosters crowing and dogs barking everywhere. Soon, there were more voices at the door.
Ye Yaodong woke up when he heard the sound of a rooster crowing. Seeing that the whole family was sleeping soundly, he got out of bed quietly, but he still woke up the person next to him.
"So early?"
"It's dawn. Your brother said yesterday that they go up to the mountain to pick oranges at dawn. If you get up early, you can finish it early. You can continue to sleep."
Since you come to my father-in-law's house to help with work, you must do it on their time, and the work must be done beautifully.
"Yeah." Lin Xiuqing smiled and continued to close her eyes with satisfaction.
The mother-in-law looks at her son-in-law, and the more she looks at him, the more satisfied she becomes.
Mother Lin was in such a state now. When she saw her son-in-law getting up early in the morning and preparing to go to the mountains to pick oranges with them, her face was filled with smiles and she was extremely happy.
"Why did you get up so early? You don't have to be so early. It's just dawn. You can go back to the house and catch up on your sleep. Get some more sleep."
Ye Yaodong smiled and said, "I wake up when the rooster crows. I usually get up at two or three in the morning when I go to sea. Today is not too early."
"I was so tired at home and couldn't sleep well when I came here..."
"No, I don't go to sea every day..."
After he finished speaking, he went to wash up briefly and had breakfast with them before heading up the mountain.
The children will be a little later. After all, they are all growing, and it is impossible to wake them up at four or five o'clock to go to the mountains.
Mother Lin waited until about seven o'clock to wake them up. As a result, the two brothers Ye Chenghu and Ye Chengyang burst into tears when they saw that one turtle was missing.
And while crying, they scolded their father for being dishonest and eating the turtle.
"I hate daddy! Ooooh...my turtle..."
"I hate dad! I hate it..."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
The two of them cried louder and louder.
Ye Yaodong sneezed repeatedly on the mountain. He rubbed his nose and said, "Damn it, it must be two brats scolding me!"
Chapter completed!