Chapter 889 Washing
Everyone looked at him in surprise.
"Open a store?"
"What kind of store should I open?"
"You want to open a store?"
The fat man pointed at Dongzi, "He asked me to open a shop and work alone!"
Ye Yaodong slapped his fingers off and said, "I just said casually, if you want to do it or not, and if you want to continue to earn the little bit of money, then you can just continue to work. It's not like I'm bossing around."
"That is to say, the little money I earn from working is too useless, and I listen to the master boss every day, so I said that I have free time to open a shop, and I can rest when I want, and no one will tell me what to do. This suits me very well.
Already."
A Guang also nodded in agreement, "That's right. If you work alone, you don't have to listen to others' orders."
Ah Zheng also agreed, "Yes, you can work if you want to, and rest if you want to."
Xiaoxiao also said: "But what kind of store do you want to open? Do you know what you want to do?"
"I don't know, so I'm asking you to come up with an idea."
"I have no idea!"
"Neither can I!"
"I don't understand either!"
After each of the three people said something, they all said in unison: "You can figure it out yourself!"
"Malgobi, asking you questions is a waste of time."
Ye Yaodong shook his legs, "Originally, we are not cooks. You can think of it yourself and discuss it with your wife at night. However, let me tell you, my uncle rented my eldest brother's shop in the fish market in the city to sell steamed buns some time ago.
Steamed buns, you make pretty good money."
He didn't know how much he earned, otherwise the news would have spread throughout the village within a day.
"How good is it?"
"It's better than you can imagine. I think if you open a small shop and find a busy area, it won't be a problem to earn a month's salary a day."
"Really or not?"
Everyone asked at the same time.
"Of course it's true."
The fat man slammed the table and said, "Okay, let's do it. It doesn't matter if we don't make any money for it! I won't go tomorrow. I'll sleep until I wake up naturally."
"The pot is almost burnt."
"Oh, here we go, go and ask my wife to come in and eat first, otherwise it will get cold..."
"Oh, tell us not to eat, and then ask your wife to come in first to eat?"
"You deliberately let us watch her eat, right?"
"Why are you so dissatisfied? The loach will come out of the pot right away."
"Huh? I just realized now, didn't you kill the loach? Did you just pour it in like this?"
Only then did Ye Yaodong realize that something was wrong. The loaches were so slippery and could not be killed so quickly. He didn't ask them to kill them all together, but they were almost out of the pot? How could he be like his mother?
"What to kill? Just stew it. Anyway, you just don't want to eat it when you eat it. How can you be so particular about it? You have to disembowel it. If you really kill it one by one, you don't have to eat it at night." The fat man said with disgust.
"You don't have to pick or choose, it's whatever you say. I'll just eat what I have."
A group of people are lively and chatting while eating, which is rare and relaxing. Since everyone has their own serious work to do, it is difficult for everyone to get together to drink and chat.
He really saved a bunch of troubled men.
However, after today, the gears of their fate should continue to turn, but we just don't know what will happen in the future.
It wasn't until several people had eaten and drank that they drunkenly walked out of the fat man's house, arm-in-arm, and went back to their respective homes.
The courtyard door was locked, so Ye Yaodong had no choice but to run to the window and ask Ah Qing to open the door.
After entering the house, Lin Xiuqing found goose droppings stuck to his toes and all the edges of his slippers. Fortunately, she saw it with her sharp eyes, otherwise she would have been in trouble when he climbed into bed.
"You said you came back so drunk after going out, and you didn't know how to drink less. You didn't even know if you stepped on shit. Don't go into the house and sit down for me."
She looked at his completely unknown appearance and quickly grabbed him and asked him to sit on the armchair.
"What are you doing? I'm going to bed."
"Wash your feet first."
"Why are you taking a shower? I took a shower at night before going out."
After saying that, he tried to stand up again, but Lin Xiuqing quickly pushed him back and glared at him.
"Don't move, I'll get you some water."
"All right."
Ye Yaodong looked at her back in confusion, moved his buttocks, took off all his pants, kicked them aside, then tilted his head and leaned there, waiting for Ah Qing to wash his vagina.
Lin Xiuqing turned to look at him speechlessly.
At this time, she also heard the sound of the old lady's door opening. She put the basin on the stove first, and quickly took his pants to cover his...his penis...
Fortunately, she reacted quickly. The old lady moved slowly as she got older. When she stuck her head out, she didn't see anything.
"Is Dongzi back? I thought there was some noise, and I planned to come out and take a look."
"Yes, he is very drunk. I plan to wash his face and feet, and then help him go to bed."
"Okay, then while you're at it, remember to check whether the courtyard door is locked or not."
"It's locked."
"That's good."
After saying that, the old lady closed the door with confidence and continued to sleep.
Lin Xiuqing also patted Ye Yaodong's thigh, "I drank so much... but I still know how to come back..."
After mumbling a few words, she continued to fetch water for him. After washing his face, she wiped his hands, and then poured the water from the basin into the footbath to wash his feet.
Ye Yaodong was dazed and a little awake. Thinking of what his wife had just said about washing his vagina, there was someone squatting in front of him.
He pulled open the pants covering her thighs and pressed her head...
"What are you doing..."
Lin Xiuqing blushed and slapped his hand away.
"You shameless old gangster..."
"Why are you hitting me..." Ye Yaodong was also a little confused after being beaten by her.
"Don't make any noise! After washing your feet, go to bed and go to bed." Lin Xiuqing wiped his feet randomly.
"oh."
He stood up unsteadily and stepped on the ground with his bare feet. After taking a few steps, he covered his lower body and said, "It feels a bit cold. Where are my pants? Why are you taking off my pants in such a hurry..."
Don't argue with him as a drunk person.
Lin Xiuqing silently flipped through his two pairs of trousers that were stacked on the inside and outside, and found that when he just took them off, the goose poop on his toes was stained on the trousers, making it impossible to wear them.
The slippers were stained with feces, and there were no slippers for him to wear, so he had to leave his feet bare and wash them in vain.
"You go inside first and lie down, I will get it for you later."
"oh."
When she entered the room, she found him lying on his side at the end of the bed. Originally, there was a wooden railing around the side, leaving only a hole at the end of the bed. Now that he was lying there, she couldn't get on the bed.
"Wake up, lie down better."
Ye Yaodong, who was half asleep, hugged her and moved to the bed together. Lin Xiuqing also admitted that she didn't want to bother with it late at night, so he could sleep however he wanted.
Even when he woke up early the next morning and found that he was not wearing any pants, he even complained to Lin Xiuqing. After eating and wiping his clothes, he didn't know how to get him a pair of pants to wear. What if someone suddenly ran in? How embarrassing.
Lin Xiuqing looked outside the room and saw that no one could hear her. Then she turned and glared at him, "You took it off yourself, don't rely on me."
"Okay, why should I take off my pants? You still won't admit it while I'm drunk!"
Ye Yaodong picked up the porridge on the table and said while eating, "Don't quibble, we are an old couple, you can do whatever you want."
She kept saying it over and over again, but it was still such a colorful thing. How could she feel confident? Lin Xiuqing kicked him angrily and planned to just ignore it.
"Hurry up and eat. Wang Guangliang and the others came here early in the morning to pick shrimps. They are all picking in the yard right now."
"Oh, you came here so early, so let them take the pick."
"Don't you want to cook their meals at noon?"
"What to cook? Let them go back to eat, and then come back after eating. There are so many people, half-grown people living in poverty, how much food should we give them? We all buy food."
"Before, I stayed up all night and had to give people a bowl of hot porridge in the morning. Now forget it, just let them go home early to eat."
These days, people bring their own food rations when they go out to visit, so where is the best place to leave them to eat?
"Well, I'm just asking, what if you want to keep them for dinner?"
"Leave them alone or let them go home to eat."
"Two of the dogs at home seem to be in heat. The Dalmatian and the little yellow dog were chasing the wild dogs next to me this morning, and they even hugged my feet and rubbed them."
Ye Yaodong's eyes lit up, "They're in heat, they're in heat. When I have time, I'll take them to the border control station to steal some seeds, and by the way, I'll bring some shrimps to climb with them."
I went there several times before and there was no movement. It turned out that it was not in heat.
"Ah? Are you really planning to take it to steal the seeds?"
Because he had mentioned it before, she just said it casually, but she didn't expect that she would actually fall in love with the police dog.
"Go, that's a police dog, a wolfdog. Steal some seeds and change the genes of this group of dogs. You should be able to become smarter."
"It's so easy to panic!"
"Indeed, I just have some free time these days, and I don't know when the typhoon will pass."
If he doesn't have time, he can't do this kind of pimping thing.
"The waves today are quite big, bigger than those of the past few days. They come up with a roar, but the sun is still shining, although it is not as hot as the past few days."
"Get some rest. Rest for a few more days. I was exhausted some time ago. I've been busy these past two days and I haven't even started to rest yet."
"You haven't rested yet?"
"As long as you leave this door, it's not a rest."
Lin Xiuqing: "..."
After dinner, Ye Yaodong went out to chat with Wang Guangliang and others. Seeing how passionate they were, it seemed that they didn't need his chicken blood anymore.
However, you can still give it some sweetness.
"You guys work harder, pick these out today, and I'll send them to the city together tomorrow. If A Liang has free time, you can go with me tomorrow."
Wang Guangliang's eyes instantly burst with hope and he stood up immediately, "Okay Brother Dong, I'm free. I'm very busy every day. We will definitely pick them out today."
I can't even envy anyone else.
In the city, they haven't even been to the county seat twice. Now they can brag when they go out. Brother Dong took them there.
After Ye Yaodong said that, he asked Ah Qing to wrap a few more shrimps in newspapers and put two more baskets in them. He then rode his bicycle and ran away with a few dogs.
It's all my own stuff anyway, so I don't feel bad about it.
Chapter completed!