Chapter 191 Jiang Ziya: Ma De, I want to clean up the house!!! (1)

Duang!!!

With the sound of a pan being slapped on the back of his head, Jiang Ziya felt his eyes go dark, and the sky was filled with fiercely flashing Venus!

Fortunately, the earth escape technique he used has not disappeared, and there is still a strong magic power protecting his whole body, otherwise the attack just now would have caused his head to explode...

Even so,

Jiang Ziya also felt like his head was going to split!

at the same time,

The horse, which was running wildly, suddenly kicked the brain that suddenly appeared.

The horse's feet were instantly sprained!

After Yu Yuyu screamed, he knelt on the ground with a thud, and his elastic belly directly hit Jiang Ziya on the head with the force of a mountain!

There was a muffled sound!

Jiang Ziya, who had just regained some consciousness, suddenly felt his vision go dark, his body sank, and the earthy smell that filled his nose hit his face, and the moment he woke up——

A very familiar and rough voice suddenly sounded in his ears——

"Hahaha...Huang Feihu, you dare to betray the king, this is your fate, even your horse will surrender and throw you off the horse!"

"You traitor, let me see how you can explain to the king! Someone, take Huang Feihu away!"

…

Jiang Ziya, who was feeling dizzy, vaguely realized the truth of the matter when he heard Chao Tian's voice coming from his ears!

When Chao Tian was fighting fiercely with Huang Feihu, he suddenly appeared using the earth escape technique. By coincidence, he appeared right under Huang Feihu's horse.

Then he hit the hoof of Huang Feihu's horse, causing Huang Feihu to fall off the horse, and was captured alive by Chao Tian!

"What the hell is this...?"

Jiang Ziya, who was stuck underground, shed tears of regret.

It seems that since I worked as a hard laborer in Chaoge, I haven't had a smooth day.

Mother Jiang...

Even if you use Earth Escape, you can hit the feet of your own general's horse!

Feeling the footsteps above his head, Jiang Ziya remained silent!

About a quarter of an hour later,

The people led by Chao Tian cleaned up the battlefield, and Huang Feihu's horse was also dragged away. It was not until a stick of incense was burned that Jiang Ziya secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, he has practiced Taoism for many years, and among other things, he has learned the essence of the art of pretending to be dead and holding his breath!

This is only two quarters of an hour, little KS...

"Uh-huh!"

When Jiang Ziya noticed that there was no movement outside and was about to come out of the ground, he suddenly felt that his surroundings were so tight.

When the familiar feeling comes over,

Jiang Ziya smelled an indescribable fishy smell, as if he was squeezed by something narrow and slippery!

right,

I remembered!

It was in Chaoge...

When Chaoge was escaping, he also used Earth Escape, but ended up feeling the same as getting stuck in the crevices of the rocks on that mountain!

Thinking of this,

Jiang Ziya's old face collapsed, and he cursed in his heart: "Pindao is really fucked. It's time to escape, and Pindao is stuck again. Someone come and save me!"

After being stuck,

In a short period of time, he could no longer perform magic arts, let alone his hands being squeezed by the soil!

After about a quarter of an hour,

Jiang Ziya suddenly remembered a spell, and his eyes lit up——

"By the way, I can use the Thousand Miles Telephone Technique to notify Wu Ji to come and rescue me. Fortunately, this spell does not require sealing!"

Just do it if you think of it,

Jiang Ziya recited the law silently in his heart and kept calling Wu Ji's name.

But the strange thing is that he clearly noticed Wuji's position, but Wuji didn't respond to him!

A quarter of an hour later,

Jiang Ziya was tired, Wuji didn't respond!

Two quarters of an hour later,

Jiang Ziya was breaking out in a sweat, but Wu Ji didn't respond yet!

An hour later,

Jiang Ziya, whose mana had bottomed out, was about to rest and recover his mana when he suddenly opened his eyes while being buried underground.

The huge body is like a silkworm chrysalis, constantly squirming!

"Hmm...haha...wuwuwu..."

"Pindao...don't move there...wuwu...haha...fuck me, pindao..."

"No, Pindao can't stand it anymore and has to pee. He really needs to pee. Wuwuwu...Pindao can't bear it anymore. Bukit Nyima's...wait for Pindao to go out. He must... Phew, he must clean up the house.

!”

Along with the strange sound Jiang Ziya made, his body buried deep in the ground began to shake violently again.

It seems like I thought of something happy!

…

at the same time,

Weekly camp!

Wu Ji, who was smelling of alcohol, suddenly woke up. He looked at Huang Tianhua opposite, who was also smelling of alcohol. He narrowed his eyes and asked, "Brother Tianhua, are you calling me?"

"I do not have it!"

Huang Tianhua, with misty eyes, grabbed a roast chicken and ate it happily, without any trace of the elegance that a cultivator should have.

Instead, like a gangster in the market, he laughed without any image and said: "No wonder ordinary people's life span can be as short as dozens of years or as long as more than a hundred years, and they can still live a good life. This chicken is so delicious!"

Wu Ji grinned and said: "Brother Tianhua, you don't understand. This is called 'I would rather have thousands of delicacies in the world than go to heaven'. It means that if you give me thousands of delicacies in the world, I won't even be considered a god!"

After hearing this, Huang Tianhua nodded and said, "Well, that's the truth. Brother Wu Ji, let me tell you, cultivation is really boring. If you don't become a Daluo Jinxian, your life span is always a problem. How about trying all the flavors in the world!"

"Hey hey hey..."

Wu Ji said, patting Huang Tianhua's shoulder, and said with a lewd smile: "Brother Tianhua, you have been living in the mountains since you were a child. You don't understand. There are two kinds of chickens, one is eaten with the mouth, and the other cannot be eaten with the mouth.

!”

“Those who eat with their mouths are called edible chickens, and those who cannot eat with their mouths are called screaming chickens!”

"I'm telling you, don't tell others that Screaming Chicken is the real delicacy in the world and the source of happiness for men. It's just that Screaming Chicken is a bit expensive and a bit waist-breaking!"

Huang Tianhua took a breath after hearing this——

He was extremely shocked and said: "Hey, there are such strange chickens in the world. I followed my master up the mountain when I was three years old and didn't know anything. The old thief Qingxu really mistook me!"

"By the way, Brother Ji, where is the screaming chicken? Take me to Pinpin!"

"this……"

Just when Wu Ji was hesitating, a strange sound that was weak but mixed with anger, and mixed with anger and pain suddenly sounded in his ears——

“Bukit!”

"Huh? Master!"

When Wu Ji heard this, he immediately became energetic, and he quickly bowed to the void, then made a hand gesture with his hands, and then spoke——

"Master, my disciple is here!"

"Buji, you little bastard, I have been looking for you for an hour. What have you done? When I get out of trouble, I will expel you from our school. Come and save me eight miles southwest. I am stuck underground!"

What?

Expelled from the school?

Wu Ji, who was drunk, didn't react for a while after hearing this. He blinked, and then he felt evil and stopped his moves.

Looking at Huang Tianhua aside——

"Brother Tianhua, please do me a favor. Once this is done, I will take you to find the Screaming Chicken!"

When Huang Tianhua heard this, he patted his chest and said loudly: "What's the matter? Brother Ji, just say it, even if you ask me to kill the old thief Qingxu, I won't be polite!"

At this time,
Chapter completed!