Chapter 791: Jade Emperor: Bold, you two are acting as the emperor, get the hell out of here(1/2)
Chapter 791 Jade Emperor: How dare you two act as the emperor? Get out of here!!!
"Fuck!"
The Dragon King was sprayed all over, and he subconsciously said a classic. After using magic to shake off the blood on his face, he looked at the King of Hell with resentful eyes,
He beeped in a low voice: "Fellow Taoist, just speak properly. Why are you vomiting blood for nothing? By the way, is it really the monkey that made you look like this?"
Yama:……
What do you think I think?
If you didn't say "monkey" to the left and "monkey" to the right, I would be able to vomit blood?
I have a lot of blood?
Dragon King of the Dog Day, if you hadn't become an immortal, I would have changed your life span to three days when I got back!
Thinking of this, the King of Hell suddenly felt stuffy in his heart, and then his eyes rolled again——
puff!
After half a basin of old blood spurted out for about 300 meters, the King of Hell didn't even come up in one breath——
I fainted suddenly!
Dragon King:......
Black and white impermanence:......
And Moli Shou, who just went in to report his return:...
After a while,
Mo Lishou glanced at the King of Hell, frowned and said, "This is..."
aside,
Black and white Wuchang, who felt uncomfortable all over, quickly said: "I was beaten by a monkey!"
The comatose King of Hell suddenly opened his eyes and his body trembled violently.
Biu!
A blood arrow shot into Mo Lishou's hand. Mo Lishou looked at the nosebleeds on the back of his hand and fell into silence——
After a while,
Mo Lishou wiped the nosebleed on the back of his hand, waved his hand helplessly and said: "You guys go in with the Dragon King. When you get to the door, remember to have someone announce you again!"
Hearing the words,
Black and White Wuchang responded at the same time: "Thank you, King of Heaven!"
After a while,
Black and white Wuchang carried the spherical King of Yama, followed the footsteps of the Dragon King, and entered the legendary Lingxiao Palace!
After entering the palace for three breaths,
An earth-shattering and extremely angry roar suddenly came from the Lingxiao Palace——
"What? You said you were robbed and injured by monkeys from Huaguo Mountain?"
Wow!
"Ao Guang, you are the Taiyi Golden Immortal. Three years ago, that monkey was just a real immortal. Can you act more realistically?"
"Also, you said that the East China Sea Dragon Palace, which you guard so tightly with copper and iron walls that even Daluo Jinxian would be afraid of, was actually robbed by a bare-handed monkey? Make it up, keep making it up!!!"
Wow!
Snap!
Along with a strange sound,
In the Lingxiao Palace,
A roll of bamboo slips hit the face of the Dragon King of the East China Sea, but it did not cause any harm to his thick skin!
Immediately afterwards,
The Jade Emperor, whose nerves were highly tense because of the appearance of the Human Emperor, looked at the ball-like King of Hell who had just been awakened by the roar, and his cold and stern face was instantly covered with iron-green color——
"King Yama, you are a ghost fairy in the Great Luo Golden Immortal Realm. In your Yama Luo Palace, which can suppress all souls and ghosts, you actually said that you can't beat a monkey from the Taiyi True Immortal Realm!"
"Okay... You said you couldn't beat me, so I tolerated it. But you said that even the Ten Palaces of Yama combined couldn't beat you, and you were beaten to a lifelong disability. You want me to give you a Nine-turn Golden Pill. You
Do you think this emperor is a fool?"
Wow!
Following the Jade Emperor's roar, he directly overturned the table,
With anger rushing straight to his forehead, he no longer cared about anything at this time!
He strode up to King Yama and looked at the aggrieved Yama. The Jade Emperor's blood pressure instantly soared to more than 400, and his hair turned red!
to be honest,
At that time, they only paid attention to the fight between Ksitigarbha and Houtu and Di Xin's sword. No one paid attention to anything about Yama in the Ten Palaces.
After all, before he left, he had already completed the deal with Tiandao, planned everything about the journey to the west in detail, and even selected the candidates.
After the Jade Emperor became the Supreme Being of the Three Realms and received the instructions from Heaven and the opinions and decisions of Taishang Laojun and others on this matter, there was nothing he could do about it!
Journey to the West,
It is destined to divide the fate of the human race, while also weakening the power of heaven, and even affecting the Buddha's rise and destruction after the journey to the west!
This is an agreement between Tiandao and Jieyin, and they have no right to change it!
And in this calculation,
Monkeys will indeed go to the underworld to cause trouble, but only in the outskirts of the underworld. They can just cause mischief in the Yama Hall——
but!
The Jade Emperor, who was already in a bad mood, found out angrily that
tmd,
King Yama, who is controlled by Buddhism, is actually playing himself!
In order to make the acting more realistic, he even asked himself to deal with the monkey, and even tortured himself to this point!
Made,
Didn’t you know that my grandfather came out?
What the hell,
Now when I go to shit, I am afraid of trampling on a flower and being scolded by the elusive grandpa.
These two guys actually teamed up to play themselves at this time!
Without the help of more than three hundred righteous gods of heaven, I, the Jade Emperor, would no longer be the supreme being of the three realms!
Thinking of this,
The Jade Emperor's blood pressure soared again. In front of the gods, he pointed at the King of Hell who wanted to vomit blood but swallowed it back. His eyes stood upright.
He cursed with a fierce look on his face: "For matters concerning the underworld, go to Hou Tu; for matters concerning the Nine Transformations Golden Pill, go to the person you should find, and get out!"
After saying that,
The furious Jade Emperor was afraid that the King of Hell would roll too slowly, so he kicked him out of the Lingxiao Palace with a bang, and then turned to look at the Dragon King beside him.
The Dragon King slapped his forehead, looked around erratically and said: "Oh, old dragon is old, he almost forgot about business... It's time to go back to the rain!"
After saying that,
The Dragon King didn't even look back, he took ten steps one step at a time, and then disappeared without a trace!
at the same time,
The gods in the Lingxiao Palace looked at the Jade Emperor in fear, not even daring to breathe!
Although some old gods had guessed why the Jade Emperor was so irritable, they did not dare to say a word.
As for Nezha,
But he pursed his lips on the side, but he didn't dare to laugh out loud!
at last,
Under the Jade Emperor's angry and murderous eyes, the gods left one after another, and tacitly chose to keep silent about what happened in the Lingxiao Palace today!
…
at the same time,
The Dragon King of the East China Sea, who is anxious for the rain, has already arrived on the East China Sea, sitting on the sea with a frown on his face, moving with the waves!
It’s like thinking about dragon life!
To be continued...