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Chapter 907 The monkeys are asleep, why is this pig still not sleeping???(1/2)

Chapter 907 The monkeys have gone to sleep, why doesn’t the pig sleep yet???

Gudu!

The old lady, who was about to watch the play, swallowed the blood in her throat in one gulp, and then glanced at the 'two daughters' who also turned pale.

Silently wiping away the trace of blood running down the corner of his mouth, he suddenly raised the tea cup in his hand and slammed it down——

Snap!

After the sound of the teacup breaking, the old lady stood up bitterly, with a fierce light flashing in her eyes, staring at the sincere, confident, and upright Tang Sanbian!

He gritted his teeth and said, "Eminent monk? Are you the only one who wants to repay an eminent monk like you? Bah... You have simply disgraced all the Buddhas in Buddhism!"

"Amitabha, my Buddha is compassionate!"

Hearing the words,

After San Buran hurriedly bowed, he looked at the old lady who was so angry that she was about to leave, and said loudly: "Old lady, you mock the Buddhas just as you mock the Buddhas, why did you bring a poor monk with you?"

Plop!

The old lady was lying on the ground with her nose bleeding. She stared blankly ahead, not wanting to say a word!

At this time,

The 'daughter' transformed by Manjusri looked at the three burials and mocked with an indifferent expression: "You are such a sharp-tongued monk, but he doesn't know you..."

"Female donor, you are destined to me!"

San Zan interrupted with a smile, forcefully interrupting the 'daughter''s words, and then said with a sincere face: "Not only is this poor monk very sharp-tongued, he is also extremely talented. Look, the tip of his tongue can touch the tip of his own nose.

!”

Said,

Sanzang suddenly stuck out his tongue and licked the tip of his nose!

puff!

When the eldest daughter transformed by Manjusri saw this, she opened her mouth and spit out half a bowl of blood. The clear light in her eyes was quickly covered by turbidity!

At this time,

San Zan looked at the woman who was vomiting blood, frowned and said: "Hey, what a pity, what a pity... that's not right, female donor, why is your blood flowing up there?"

"Evil monk, shut up!"

At this time,

The little daughter transformed by Puxian spoke up. She pointed at San Zang's nose fiercely and cursed: "Get out of here. We don't welcome evil monks like you who are worse than beasts in our family!"

Hearing the words,

San Zan turned to look at the other party, and said with worry on his face: "This little female benefactor insults the people who have been appointed by the Buddha to learn Buddhist scriptures. Be careful to end up in tongue-pulling hell!"

Younger daughter:…(⊙_⊙;)…I’m sorry…

At this time,

San Zan touched the tip of his nose and asked more carefully: "Young... little female donor, you see that your mother and your eldest sister are both dead. Is it okay for us to get married and inherit the family property..."

Just in the middle of San Zang's words,

Three angry, sharp voices, mixed with endless hostility and murderous intent, appeared in the house at the same time, resounding through the void——

"roll!!!"

In no time,

San Buran, along with Monkey, Zhu Bajie, and Monk White Dragon Mule, rolled out in the air and saluted, and were driven out of the house in embarrassment!

And at this time,

San Zan seemed to be unwilling to give up and looked behind him. Looking at the three figures in the main hall, he said loudly and unwillingly:

"The three female benefactors and the poor monk dare to swear to my Buddha. The poor monk is indeed the eminent monk appointed by my Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva to learn the scriptures. He is an innocent young man. If the poor monk is not an eminent monk, wouldn't my Buddha and Bodhisattva be beaten five times by heaven?

Thunder?!"

"Three female donors, you may wish to consider that money and wealth are all external possessions. The poor monk sent you to heaven, and you have all the wealth..."

boom!

Before San Zan could say anything, the livid-faced old lady waved her hand, and the door that had been knocked down by the monkey's punch suddenly stood up on its own.

By chance, San Buran, who was about to enter, was blocked from the door!

later,

San Zang came to the door and banged the door again. He found that the door was not moved at all, and that there was a kind of power protecting the entire compound.

Then I breathed a long sigh of relief!

Looking at the monkey who was enjoying himself from beginning to end, the worry in his eyes disappeared!

Subsequently,

He pointed at the monkey, laughed softly and cursed: "You slutty monkey, if the gate hadn't been erected by itself in the end and the teacher confirmed that they are not mortals, I would have put a hat on you and blocked your mouth!"

"Hey hey hey..."

The monkey couldn't help but feel happy after hearing this. After jumping three steps, he said with a smile: "Master, even if my cultivation is not at the peak, I can still recognize whether it is a human, a ghost, an immortal, or a Buddha!"

After saying that,

The monkey grinned again and said: "Master, you are really awesome!"

"nonsense!"

Sanzun waved his big hand and said proudly: "What is this? When I ordered more than a hundred monks in the temple to vomit thousands of liters of blood, you were still being suppressed!"

After saying that,

San Zan looked at the courtyard behind him again, raised his voice, and shouted with all his strength: "Three female benefactors, the poor monk will wait for you all night, think carefully!"



puff!

puff!

puff!

In the courtyard,

The three people who had just calmed down trembled at the same time. After spitting out half a basin of blood, they slumped down on the chairs.

At this time,

The eldest daughter looked up at the sky with empty eyes and said to herself: "Why can I still hear him talking?"

After the younger daughter calmed down for a while, she almost collapsed and said, "I don't know, it's probably the monkey's fault!"

When they erected the gate to block San Zang and others, they also blocked their voices.

Because of the three Bodhisattvas,

I really don’t want to hear that disgusting, angry, murderous voice!

Likewise,

They didn't hear the conversation between San Zang and the monkey just now!

And at this time,

The old lady transformed by Guanshiyin once again had a fierce light in her empty eyes, and said bitterly: "Tonight... use the magic of dreams to destroy these three evil beasts!"

Hearing the words,

The ‘daughters’ transformed by Manjusri and Samantabhadra looked at each other in shock, but finally nodded!

As soon as they fall asleep and their consciousness becomes less active,

The three Bodhisattvas can easily use their magical powers to drag them into dreams to refine their minds, and even destroy their Taoist minds!



night falls,

The pale-faced Zhu Bajie looked at the pot of boiling water in front of him, the barbecue grill next to him, and San Zang who smiled at him from time to time.

Zhu Bajie's heart went straight to his throat!

He swallowed the old phlegm vigorously, but he couldn't swallow his heart into his stomach. Instead, he swallowed it so much that he was frightened and terrified!

Zhu Bajie became even more panicked when he thought of what he said during the day of the third funeral!

At this time,

San Zan walked up to Zhu Bajie, patted his forehead, and said with a smile: "Go to bed early, the sun will rise as usual tomorrow!"

After saying that,

San Zang, who had just turned around, seemed to hear something, turned his head again, looked at Zhu Bajie out of the corner of his eye, and said casually:
To be continued...
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